butthurt

because that hurts

your butt

Listen I knew there was going to be demand for more options and I don’t want to foreclose these alternate readings but these are the two that concern me tonight

I've never fallen over and landed on Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.

u kno the thing about this is the end is always swamp ass

BEING BUTT HURT: C/D

dmac lost all credibility when he turned the lads thread into a cute broadway talk show called the view

he complains abt offtopic banter once and guess whos butts gonna hurt

I’ve fallen over and hurt or bruised or somehow abraded my butt idk six or twenty times in my life, with injury lasting a few minutes to a few weeks

I’ve never had more than 1.8 seconds hurt from anything being in my butt

U ain taken a shit at a 7-11 before?

A bee bit my bottom, and now my bottom’s big.

I’m a fan of both

whats the skinny on anal beads

cop

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theres also the "fibre issues/drink more water" option

and the spinoff of pain-in-the-ass as a v common irritant

could have just pulled a hamstring there, chief

I think of it as akin to a baby with diaper rash because that's exactly what someone who is butthurt sounds like.

i never thought it was either one of these, i mean why would offended/annoyed/cranky mean one of those. other than people are just homophobes and stuff. i'm just speaking for myself, i had more of crut's understanding. your butt just hurts.

I ... didn’t think it meant either. I thought it meant the feeling you get when you fall on your butt, and it’s really injust and painful.

I should’ve been more general about the “spanking” case, you can all feel free to vote for that as a stand in for “the meat of your butt or tailbone hurts”

How about this I’ll make a new poll and just poll three options: cheeks, tailbone, and rectum

Surely if you’ve just had yr ass whipped you whinge in a butthurt way

Is there any connection between the terms "butthurt" and "buttrock," a generally recognized term on ILM?

Or "butthoused".

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I agree with the decision but it wasn’t the result I expected

always thought it meant 'hurt deep deep down inside, ie. down to the butt'

honestly, I've always thought it was about hemorrhoids.

Wait sic why are you falling on your butt so much

youve been drinking with sic right

Well, I don’t drink so I wouldn’t call that “drinking with” but point took

we wont fall out over sic fallin over