I always figured it was more like you're traveling with someone given to complaints that are let's say not entirely necessary, and you're in seats (plane or train or bus, take your pick) which are no great shakes but which aren't reasonably uncomfortable, and your companion starts fidgeting and grumbling with increasing volume about how much his seat hurts his butt. And you're like, come on, dude, it's not that bad. And he's all, YES IT IS, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, OOOH MY BUTT HUUUUUURTS. And people are starting to look now and so you just maybe start reading or watching the scenery. Because the whole point of 'butthurt' I thought is that it's a little ott and inducing of heavy sighs from others.
― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link
what if you fall over and land on your butt and you’re on top of a cliff so you land on a big rock, square on your butt, and then your butt hurts
― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:26 (five years ago) link
because that hurts
― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:27 (five years ago) link
your butt
Listen I knew there was going to be demand for more options and I don’t want to foreclose these alternate readings but these are the two that concern me tonight
― faculty w1fe (silby), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:33 (five years ago) link
I've never fallen over and landed on Jake Gyllenhaal's penis.
― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:34 (five years ago) link
u kno the thing about this is the end is always swamp ass
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link
BEING BUTT HURT: C/D
― the late great, Friday, 21 September 2018 02:41 (five years ago) link
dmac lost all credibility when he turned the lads thread into a cute broadway talk show called the view
he complains abt offtopic banter once and guess whos butts gonna hurt
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:43 (five years ago) link
I’ve fallen over and hurt or bruised or somehow abraded my butt idk six or twenty times in my life, with injury lasting a few minutes to a few weeksI’ve never had more than 1.8 seconds hurt from anything being in my butt
― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:50 (five years ago) link
U ain taken a shit at a 7-11 before?
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:55 (five years ago) link
A bee bit my bottom, and now my bottom’s big.
― Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link
I’m a fan of both
― Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:56 (five years ago) link
whats the skinny on anal beads
― F# A# (∞), Friday, 21 September 2018 02:58 (five years ago) link
cop
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 September 2018 03:00 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
theres also the "fibre issues/drink more water" option
and the spinoff of pain-in-the-ass as a v common irritant
― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link
could have just pulled a hamstring there, chief
― the rap jeff baxter, Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:28 (five years ago) link
I think of it as akin to a baby with diaper rash because that's exactly what someone who is butthurt sounds like.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 30 December 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link
i never thought it was either one of these, i mean why would offended/annoyed/cranky mean one of those. other than people are just homophobes and stuff. i'm just speaking for myself, i had more of crut's understanding. your butt just hurts.
― forensic plumber (harbl), Sunday, 30 December 2018 02:37 (five years ago) link
I ... didn’t think it meant either. I thought it meant the feeling you get when you fall on your butt, and it’s really injust and painful.
― rb (soda), Sunday, 30 December 2018 04:29 (five years ago) link
I should’ve been more general about the “spanking” case, you can all feel free to vote for that as a stand in for “the meat of your butt or tailbone hurts”
How about this I’ll make a new poll and just poll three options: cheeks, tailbone, and rectum
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 30 December 2018 05:10 (five years ago) link
Surely if you’ve just had yr ass whipped you whinge in a butthurt way
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 30 December 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link
Is there any connection between the terms "butthurt" and "buttrock," a generally recognized term on ILM?
― I Feel Bad About My Butt (j.lu), Sunday, 30 December 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link
Or "butthoused".
― the rap jeff baxter, Sunday, 30 December 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 31 December 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link
I agree with the decision but it wasn’t the result I expected
― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 31 December 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link
always thought it meant 'hurt deep deep down inside, ie. down to the butt'
― ((O))_____((O)) (esby), Monday, 31 December 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link
honestly, I've always thought it was about hemorrhoids.
― the rap jeff baxter, Monday, 31 December 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link
Wait sic why are you falling on your butt so much
― silby, Thursday, 30 April 2020 00:59 (four years ago) link
youve been drinking with sic right
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:08 (four years ago) link
Well, I don’t drink so I wouldn’t call that “drinking with” but point took
― silby, Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:12 (four years ago) link
we wont fall out over sic fallin over
― kim rong un (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:21 (four years ago) link