Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

Otm. Good for Firminho to get it

I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started

Odd second half, PSG didn't seem remotely arsed and Liverpool just passed it around and got complacent which allowed PSG to sneak back into it. Salah looks well off the pace.

Was Keita injured?

Nah he was on the bench

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

Yes, he doesn't look like a football manager, that's for sure.

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"I'm the Wiz! Nobody beats me!"

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Florian! I stand corrected, this is him.

My initial reaction was "blonde Jared kushner" but it didn't really check out

(xp) Well, they both look very German, true.

Shaktar-Hoffenheim an entertaing blend of brilliance and ineptitude. Julian Nagelsmann has ditched his usual jeans and t-shirt and is looking more like Miles Teller than ever.

Ajax vs AEK game entirely predictable. Ajax winning 3-0 against a team that would be put to shame by Charlton Athletic, and yet all the media and Ajax themselves acting like they just butchered Real Madrid. Some things never change.

Ronaldo straight red

Lyon 1-0 up against Citeh

No idea why Ronaldo got a straight red but lol it's on

Off the ball incident apparently

i’m just gonna enjoy lyon leading 1-0 cos there’s no way they can hold on to that

As the biggest hater of Cron on the planet I must conclude the video evidence is inconclusive non-existent.

Firmly rooting for Lyon, Jibe, you're not alone!

Yeah, that’s a joke.

apparently he's out of both Utd games now lol

Utd have been poor natch, but Pogba scored a lovely goal and Dalot looks quite promising

Pogba goal was gr8.

Nb. For the very first time in my life I am watching a telly show that clicks from goal to goal and highlight to highlight, between all six CL matches on right now. This is not how football was meant to be enjoyed. Very odd.

lol now they score a second
what the hell is happenig

Second for Pogba!
Second for Lyon!
<3

penalty decision was a shocker. Handball extremism is killing football

Pogba's run-up was so so great tho

h8 the run-up so much

Nah, Pogba ran up the nerves of the keeper there.

Agree that this handball-nazism is killing footy tho

The red card for Ronaldo was an atrocious decision. But then he cries, he cries again, he leaves the pitch crying, and it's just so satisfying.

I’ve seen Lyon squander so many 2-0 leads against far lesser teams that I’m fully expecting a 4-2 loss now that the 2nd half has begun

No way. Lyon is bossing this big time.

Nice to see Renato Sanches back and looking like himself again.

Bale really is thriving with Cron gone, isn't he?

they look nothing like the team i’m used to seeing on the weekends
almost a third now!

My sole wish is Depay sealing the deal here. Pep's bunch are being drubbed here.

Silva closing in. I really hope Jibe's "we've thrown 2-0 before" won't happen now.

Sweet goal from Mariano for Real.

Well done Lyon.

well that was unexpected
the french football board i read where lyon fans mockingly call genesio pep are in complete disbelief

Well done Lyon indeed.

44 seconds lol.

Oh shit they've equalised.

yeah, it's all City now too

valencia is scum now

he's not scum. He's just an ex footballer

wtf eric?

Lukaku doing stepovers pic.twitter.com/ZmI9zCi8WJ

— t 🇳🇴 (@VintageRambo) October 2, 2018

lol

ref having a laugh if he hasnt booked any utd player but three valenciennes

after one of the most cynical professional fouls you'll ever see. Get some new material man

I mean there's any amount of things to clown this Utd team about

You just know Lineker has been waiting 95mins to say "Herr Flick" with a smirk on his face.

Group A: Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Red Bull Salzburg, Lokomotiv Moscow

Group B: Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Inter Milan, Borussia Monchengladbach

Group C: Porto, Man City, Olympiakos, Marseille

Group D: Liverpool, Ajax, Atalanta, Midtjylland

Group E: Sevilla, Chelsea, Krasnodar, Rennes

Group F: Zenit St Petersburg, Borussia Dortmund, Lazio, Club Bruges

Group G: Juventus, Barcelona, Dynamo Kiev, Ferencvaros

Group H: Paris St-Germain, Man Utd, RB Leipzig, Istanbul Basaksehir

chelsea jammy as ever. ronaldo vs messi. not the friendliest draw for man utd.