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dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 03:19 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

no joke, this is pretty good


― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 27 October 2018 13:14 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

are all your other posts jokes then or

― Mordy, Saturday, 27 October 2018 14:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:26 (one year ago) link

tax returns!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 27 October 2018 15:31 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

long zing drought. where dey at

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (one year ago) link

With your mom.

love craptually (Eric H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:20 (one year ago) link

god be with the days

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:21 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

How far we've fallen since the '90s. You wouldn't see Justine Frischmann working at Burger King, would you?

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:00 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

since she was born into an extremely wealthy family and went to St Pauls then architectural school, no, you probably wouldn't

― Neil S, Tuesday, April 9, 2019 2:07 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 19:54 (one year ago) link


Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:50 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

I’m wary of that initial integration with my carefully tagged local library. Last time I tried it it was a sh1tshow

― calstars, Thursday, September 19, 2019 6:56 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

google sh1tsh0w, find calstars

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 19, 2019 8:11 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 19 September 2019 22:54 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

it's true that friends vanish when they have babies.

i occasionally say "Seeya in 18 years!" and they think it's a joke.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:13 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

this thread is making an excellent case for procreation

― na (NA), Wednesday, October 9, 2019 5:19 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

triple-x knockout

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 18:17 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Future biographers would have loved that shit but no dice

― treeship., Sunday, October 27, 2019 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Future biographers? As in you in 10 years?

― sarahell, Sunday, October 27, 2019 7:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink


marcos, Monday, 28 October 2019 13:15 (nine months ago) link

is it really a zing when you lob it right over the plate?

treeship., Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:18 (nine months ago) link

a home run is a home run

cheese canopy (map), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:34 (nine months ago) link

i mean that would be autobiography so

deems of internment (darraghmac), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:29 (nine months ago) link


chips moomin (unregistered), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 01:39 (nine months ago) link

Just kill me now

sarahell, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 07:46 (nine months ago) link

I just don't think "I signed up for a sex scene class and then the sex turned out to be really uncomfortable" is grounds for a lawsuit or the same thing as a producer raping an actress in a hotel room. It's gross and stupid but also really predictable.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, October 31, 2019 5:58 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Shakey I know you have a shtick but you're being dense

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:06 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink


― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, October 31, 2019 6:14 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 31 October 2019 18:26 (nine months ago) link

worth the effort

na (NA), Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:31 (nine months ago) link


flopson, Thursday, 31 October 2019 19:43 (nine months ago) link

solid effort tbh

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 31 October 2019 20:07 (nine months ago) link

crying at NA dunking on Morbs. the whiney thing is pretty amazing too.

dripping in fennesz (sanskrit), Sunday, 10 November 2019 23:48 (nine months ago) link

sorry if this ruins it but that comment wasn't targeting morbs specifically, it really was a broad comment directed at 80% of the people posting in that thread that just happened to come after a morbs post

na (NA), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:20 (nine months ago) link

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temporarily embarrassed thousandaire (Eric H.), Monday, 11 November 2019 15:28 (nine months ago) link

from a Dungeons and Dragons thread:

Oh the flashbacks this all causes...

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:14 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

from last night?

― scott seward, Tuesday, October 12, 2010 8:15 PM (nine years ago) bookmarkflaglink

cryborg (rip van wanko), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:22 (eight months ago) link

Nice wholesome zings.

pplains, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:33 (eight months ago) link

nerd raggett

imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 14:35 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

(whether it's an accurate take or not) it seemed extremely gauche for the guy who inserted himself into Biggie songs to then monetize Biggie's death. and then to do that while ripping off (there's sampling, and then there's ripping off) a very well-known hit, his seemingly only contribution being his limp, emotionless vocals...was a bridge to far for most.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, December 23, 2019 4:52 PM bookmarkflaglink

It’s kind of sad with you around

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 23, 2019 5:15 PM bookmarkflaglink

Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 December 2019 22:19 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

"And there is truth to scruton’s critique of modernism."

there is truth to your mom as well

― calzino, Thursday, February 6, 2020 6:45 PM

mookieproof, Friday, 7 February 2020 00:06 (six months ago) link


i am a horse girl (map), Friday, 7 February 2020 00:21 (six months ago) link

This is out of context

treeship., Friday, 7 February 2020 00:32 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

from the "let's write some lyrics in the style of CRASS thread":

I can freeze an I cube and make a cup of tea
I can walk around the block and I can squash a flea
I can fall down on the stairs and break my f_ing knee
And everyone's a clueless c-nt except for f-ing ME!
Yes you are, yes you are
Cos you drive a f-ing car!
You are part of the machine
Choking us with gasoline!

― rattusnorvegicus (ratty!!), Friday, September 8, 2006 1:48 AM bookmarkflaglink

yeah, that sucked.
― GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, September 8, 2006 2:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 04:22 (four months ago) link

sorry, September 8 2006 was a bad day for me

Corduroy Stridulations (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 9 April 2020 06:29 (four months ago) link

Always remember

Bo Johnson Coviddied (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 April 2020 17:17 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

You don't need to bother with Departed, really. It's pretty much a comically overblown genre exercise that bores more than it amuses.

― Frederik B, Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:18 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

much like Fred

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Sunday, January 22, 2017 9:35 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ariana Grindr (rip van wanko), Monday, 3 August 2020 00:42 (one week ago) link

get em

lag∞n, Monday, 3 August 2020 12:59 (one week ago) link

zing apparently a dish best served three and a half years late when the zingee has left the board

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:33 (one week ago) link

Chef's kiss


À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:07 (one week ago) link

xp - I'm the guy that appreciates a good zing when I see one, you must be the other guy.

sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2020 16:31 (one week ago) link

Remember when Carter opened up Tutankhamen's tomb and discovered the earliest recorded zing

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:37 (one week ago) link

500 year old dril tweet

Fetchboy, Monday, 3 August 2020 19:11 (one week ago) link

stet, your comparison made perfect sense. this is a moral panic.

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 9:29 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh go and save an orphanage, Mr Goody Two Shoes.

― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Monday, August 10, 2020 9:31 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:37 (three days ago) link

i noticed an obscure bug today.

1) click through to a youtube link
2) start watching the video in the in-app browser
3) put the video full-screen
4) rotate your phone so that it's horizontal

zing quits.

i bet most people's youtube opens in the youtube app tho. i think mine doesn't because i don't have a google account.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:46 (three days ago) link

sounds like you're being .....


by zing

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:48 (three days ago) link


Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:06 (three days ago) link

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