This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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both, by the look of my MASSIVE BILLS

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty years ago) link

You have a point.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:14 (twenty years ago) link

*taps my fingers on desk so as to avoid massive balls joke*

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, go on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

maybe if you didn't spend so much time looking at your massive balls, you'd be able to get a second job and pay your bills.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:19 (twenty years ago) link

*applause*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

I confess that I really love Jim Croce.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

Doesn't he have a moustache? A big bushy moustache?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:25 (twenty years ago) link

Si.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

I absolve you.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

massive bills:
http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1048653867412_2003/03/29/nws_320platy.jpg

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

That's it? No Hail Marys, no rosaries, no genuflecting?

You rule.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:27 (twenty years ago) link

My first instinct was to post, 'awww, aren't they cute, I want to pet them!', then I realized that 'petting the platypus' is a euphemism I don't want to be responsible for.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:28 (twenty years ago) link

Too late!

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

Don't worry, Luna, there is historical precedent.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

is it a mammal or a bird?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit.

Luckily, I don't think it will catch on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, I kiss you.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

and, is it bigger than a baby's arm?

oh wait, it is, according to the picture.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:31 (twenty years ago) link

I have been getting so many kisses from Luna lately, I am covered in shiny red puckermarks!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

these results are better

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.ee.ed.ac.uk/~neural/oldISG/nonsense/cal96/day11.gif

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Well see, in this particular instance, at least in the darkness of my head, platypus was more of a vaginal euphemism than a penile one. So um, no, it isn't.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

Chris, I hope you aren't complaining. If so, I'm gonna find me a straight man to smooch.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

No, just my coworkers are starting to look funny at me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

ahem

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

that those guys are wearing crowns is the most mysterious thing i've encountered to-day

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

What, Huck, your bevy of 20-year-olds wasn't enough?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Huckleberry Mann, I choose you. Pucker up, sweet thang.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

(Chris, hush! I'm 31 now, no one is impressed by my wanting to smooch them, don't ruin it for me).

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

no one is impressed by my wanting to smooch them

my turn to ahem.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

Oh pfft.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Everyone wears crowns at Christmastime because Jesus was King of the Jews. Burger King crowns work great and are very cheap.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

Would a tiara do?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Uh huh. There were loads of tiaras in the bible.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Perfect!

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

XPOST GODDAMMIT HORACE AND YOUR FASTER FINGERS!
Y'see, Kingfish, this is why all the 20 yr old laydeez are after him.
(xposts galore)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

oh these 20 yr olds, I mean, it was flattering!
but it was very weird. I mean, I honestly felt like they were from another planet.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

They were.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

So today's youth no longer want a lover with a slow hand, then?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

and besides, I was just a trophy to them. Or I would have been had I fewer morals.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, I honestly felt like they were from another planet.

Yeah, Earth. *ba-dum-bum*

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Cuz I'm like all famous and shit.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

but, like, I don't really go out that much, so I tend to forget.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I spent $1000 christmas shopping yesterday. Im crazy and stupid.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 12:59 (twenty years ago) link

...and it was all on a diamond thong for the wife.

I was going to eat a slimfast bar for breakfast, but the receptionist gave me a box full of pastries for Christmas and left it on my desk. Yum.

I'm happy as all get out today. I get to leave mid-day from work today, Monday, and Tuesday!?!!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:47 (twenty years ago) link

Diamond earrings actually. And not all of it.

― Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link

Today is the first day of the rest of my life. How sweet is the morning when you're not hung over.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:50 (twenty years ago) link

Have a pastry, Huck.

I'm interviewing someone at noon - and that's all I really need to get accomplished at work today! I think I'll call to get utilities turned off at the apartment so I can feel some sense of accomplishment.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 19 December 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm experiencing the joys of having a bunch of days in the next week when they're not going to pay me to be here, so I basically have to do two weeks' work in one week. Effing bee ess, man.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 December 2003 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

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