Make a Song Title More Reasonable

Buzzcocks - Ever fallen in love (with someone you married)

Sonic Youth - Teenage Bible Study

Ice-T: "Cop Greeter"
Sonic Youth: "Silicon Valley '99"
The Stooges: "I Wanna Pet Your Dog"

Phoenix: I Find Myself More and More in Recent Days Thinking About the Career and Works of Franz Liszt

Knickerbockers: Inaccuracies

Aretha Franklin: The House That Jack Mortgaged

Laurie Anderson - O Superboy

Paul Simon - Still Idiosyncratic After Several Weeks

The Who - I Can See Down to the End of the Block

AC/DC: If You Want To Donate Blood (You've Got To Give It)

Roxy Music - In Every Dream Home Some Heartburn

Public Enemy - Support Legislators Whose Platforms Reflect Your Sociopolitical Values

Beck - Devilishly Handsome Haircut

Belle & Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Sleepy

Blondie - I'm on E (Hey! There's a Gas Station!)

Brian Eno - Virgin Airlines Gives You So Much More

The Stooges - Your Pretty Face Is Going to Launch a Thousand Ships

Joy Division - She's Lost the Remote Control

Aerosmith - Janie's Got Some Gum

Mission of Burma - That's When I Reach For My Copy of "Revolver"

R.E.M. - Everybody Burps

Sly & the Family Stone - Don't Call Me N-Word, W-Word

Pantera - Fucking Hospitable

The Crystals - He Verbally Admonished Me, and It Felt Like Kudos

The Tubes - White Monks on Soap

Blue Oyster Cult - Don't Fear the Plumber

Beatles: Tomorrow Cannot Think And Thus Could Never Possibly Do a Thing Like Knowing

Moby - "That's When I Realize It's Over"

Cliff Richard - Wet Weekend In Doncaster

Kate Bush - Chihuahuas Of Love

I have nothing better to do with my nights.

Billie Holiday - Gooey Sundae
Sweet - Little William
Fats Domino - Is That Not a Shame?
The Jim Carroll Band - People Who Thrived
Soft Cell - Sainted Love
Bob Dylan - Masters of World of Warcraft
Prince - Sexy BFF
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Bowls of Fiber
Jerry Lee Lewis - Drinkin’ Wine Responsiblo-Dee-O-Dee
Gerry & the Pacemakers - Don’t Let the Sun Catch You Without SPF 45
The Clash - What Riot?
X-Ray Spex - A Bandage! Oh Nurse!
Led Zeppelin - C’fee Mak’er
Suicidal Tendencies - I Saw Your Mommy (and Your Mommy Says Hi)
Velvet Underground - Lady Godiva’s Office Procedure
Santana - Black Magic Marker
X - We’re Disparate
Leonard Cohen - Don’t Go Home With Your Hard Hat On
Eddy Grant/The Clash - Police Got My Back
The Bobby Fuller Four - I Bought the Law (a Donut)
The Dicks - Only Dicks Hate the Police

Pantera - Fucking Hospitable

Bahahahaha

Killing Joke - "Peacedance"

Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Have a Nice Time"

Ramones - "Now I Wanna Sniff Some Flowers"

Devo - "Jocko Hetero"

Soft Boys - "I Wanna Employ You"

..and of course "Search & Employ"

MDC - "John Wayne Was a Nice Guy"

Stranglers - "(Get a) Gift (For Yourself)"

Butthole Surfers - "The Shah sleeps in a snug, comfortable couchette"

Dexy's Midnight Runners - "Go On Eileen"

Bee Gees - "Misfortune"

Snap!: I know someone in a position of power.

Chaka Khan - "I Look At You"

Public Enemy - 911 could stand to improve.

Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Call You Up"

Salt N' Peppa - let's have a frank and earnest discussion about when two people love each other.

Soundgarden - "Large, Informed & Consensual Sexual Congress"

Slayer - "South of Hemptstead"