why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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it'd save a lot of effort on everyone's part to just make a shirt that says 'i'm a shitty dad'

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

classy sassy

how's life, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

we've all had those convos about the bugs crawling under our skin

every day there's a whining choad (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

The twist is that he really is in a mental hospital and he hasn't spoken to anyone in years

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

makes u think

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bb_eAXxCUAA0fQq.jpg:large

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 25 October 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

lol so true

Scritti Vanilli - The Word Girl You Know It's True (dog latin), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:07 (five years ago) link

disturbing to imagine what the writer thinks a gynecologist does

rob, Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

“Don’t bother him with his movements”??? Like don’t talk to him while he’s pooping? What?

Anyway abolish gender

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 14:37 (five years ago) link

See above re: gender

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

Misandrist my hair!

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:14 (five years ago) link

that was a response your scary misandry silby

the Warnock of Clodhop Mountain (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:26 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say abolish men

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

father

a good father

kinder, Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

I didn’t say abolish me

Mark G, Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

abolish me tbh

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Thursday, 25 October 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

two months pass...

Daily Game: A simple Life Rule... pic.twitter.com/YJb7sQJz6V

— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) January 6, 2019

omar little, Sunday, 6 January 2019 19:55 (five years ago) link

Memes: They're Not Just for Facebook Any More.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:13 (five years ago) link

would be easier as "let's get this bread/TED/head"

21st savagery fox (m bison), Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:24 (five years ago) link

not bad/bed/beth.

Ludo, Sunday, 6 January 2019 20:37 (five years ago) link

Great picture on the one about how awful men are

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 6 January 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link

getting an image of someone nutting at work while on a conference call

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 January 2019 22:44 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

singing "Left/Bipolar Girl" to the tune of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3V-7DEAgdc

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 3 February 2019 19:59 (five years ago) link

Posted sincerely by a friend on Facebook, indistinguishable from a clickhole parody

https://i.imgur.com/ZJ7KWdL.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 February 2019 09:48 (five years ago) link

holy shit, that's like...the final form of this thread

Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

Whisper needs to DIAF

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 7 February 2019 22:54 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ig4hh7Cl.jpg

the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 15 February 2019 07:49 (five years ago) link

makes u think

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 09:13 (five years ago) link

i like that one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 15 February 2019 10:17 (five years ago) link

I'm a sucker for photos/videos that give a sense of scale of the solar system

groovypanda, Friday, 15 February 2019 10:36 (five years ago) link

Without the "A Gentle Reminder" it would be good.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 February 2019 11:15 (five years ago) link

the hyphen in 'mind-blowingfacts.com' is making me irrationally angry

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 11:57 (five years ago) link

yeah, but mindblowingfacts.com is already taken and they're definitely about to finally launch the site really soon, trust me

Karl Malone, Friday, 15 February 2019 14:14 (five years ago) link

I don't mind blowingfacts

Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:16 (five years ago) link

i think it's a pretty big "fuck you" to post that image on the anniversary of "pale blue dot" being taken

the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:34 (five years ago) link

I like how Saturn is leaning on its rings.

jmm, Friday, 15 February 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link

THE PREMISE OF THE MINIMUM WAGE

IS DISGUSTING

secret message

Norm’s Superego (silby), Friday, 15 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

Lotta spiderist prejudice back in 60s America iirc

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:03 (five years ago) link

Newspaper editors especially

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 17:04 (five years ago) link

lol Comey is a registered Republican who single handedly threw the election to Donald Trump

frogbs, Tuesday, 19 February 2019 22:59 (five years ago) link

by my count at least two nations were destroyed by a plane being flown into a building, Iraq and Afghanistan #trenchant

Neil S, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 09:39 (five years ago) link

that Bipolar Girl thing pisses me off. THere's a huge glut of that 'sexy crazy rebel' garbage on the FB that my cousins seem to have fallen prey to. See also: half naked women in cloaks walking around with wolves. Goddamnit!

akm, Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

It made you look!

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link

...

Karl Malone, Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link


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