pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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biggest omission for me is lexicon of love

or Golden Age of Wireless.
kind of starting to think classic new wave/synth-pop is a problem for the current generation of writers, especially given similar omissions on the singles list.

campreverb, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

okay i will say some of their hip hop picks were the wrong album (BDP should be Criminal Minded not By Any Means) and Straight Outta Compton is way too high for an album that is about half filler

though the half that's not is about as impactful as music gets

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 September 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

No Def Leppard on the list? or did I miss Hysteria or Pyromania?

No Van Halen 1984?

I saw Appetite for Destruction but pop metal was pretty underrepresented for huge that was in the decade

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 September 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

xpost Criminal Minded is #20

President Keyes, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link

no don't be cruel?

maura, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

no petty?

maura, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys shafted again.

piscesx, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

no petty?

― maura, Monday, September 10, 2018 9:51 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah classic rock might actually be a bit underrated at this point

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 10 September 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys shafted again.

― piscesx, Monday, September 10, 2018

yes this terrified me

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 September 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

Appetite for Destruction at 86. uh...

President Keyes, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

I wonder if Ned’s Music For The Masses piece in The Quietus (“Weirdly enough, it’s almost ignored”) played a part in its revival.

piscesx, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:56 (five years ago) link

I was secretly hoping that revisionism would get Alexander O'Neal's Hearsay to sneak in at the bottom of the list, but alas.

MarkoP, Monday, 10 September 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

yeah i was bummed about this too but it's fine, i can't convince everyone that it's practically as good if not better than rhythm nation

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:00 (five years ago) link

In every Florida primary in which I've participated since 2004 I've written Hearsay on the ballot.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

and man...Pitchfork calls out the 'problematic' Descendants but not even a mention of Bad Brains homophobia?
smh

campreverb, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link

the presence of like a virgin is v confusing to me

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

Was Tom Waits a victim of the great Fedora wars?

badg, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:18 (five years ago) link

did True Blue make it? I didn't check.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

Is that also why Hats is only 85?

MarkoP, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

btw everyone psb's actually is at 125

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

Pet Shop Boys shafted again.

― piscesx, Monday, September 10, 2018 10:51 AM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this, yet again, is partly my fault

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

126*

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

did True Blue make it? I didn't check.

― The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, September 10, 2018 8:23 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i forget half the records that placed every time i go through the list but: no i don't think so

a better '80s chic org-driven record than like a virgin is called diana

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link

biggest omission for me is lexicon of love

― princess of hell (BradNelson)

Yeah, I was disappointed to see they'd left out this (my favourite album ever) and Dare. I would have liked to see more albums from the synth pop/new romantic era. No room for New Gold Dream, Sulk, Non Stop Erotic Cabaret, Tin Drum, A Secret Wish, Metamatic, The Golden Age Of Wireless, Upstairs At Eric's, Dazzle Ships, Kings Of The Wild Frontier, Telekon etc. I know I shouldn't be surprised at some/most of those, but to see them all miss out was a shame.

kitchen person, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

Also, no Go-Betweens!!

kitchen person, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

or country...

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

no Yoakam or Cash fer instance.

The Silky Veils of Alfred (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

yeah total lack of country and anything made in Latin America (iirc) were the glaring omissions to me.

rob, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

king's record shop robbed again

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:36 (five years ago) link

I feel like the 60s and 70s hipster canons are way more wide open for country and latin american music

President Keyes, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

My feeling skimming was that while critical culture broadly had recognized the significance of 80s r&b on a much bigger scale than was true previously it seems to have only manifested on this list in certain Sade-Esque tokens

No “Diana” is insane

Hip hop wise I think it *has* kind of been reduced to the bare bones minimum, canonically ... Eazy e’s first solo should have made it

ILX’s bad boy (D-40), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link

To my mind, anyone listing Technique and Music For The Masses but not Introspective should be called to account before a jury of some kind.

piscesx, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

yeah total lack of country and anything made in Latin America (iirc) were the glaring omissions to me.

Was there anything on the list not sung in English?

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

also lol at my no. 1 appearing absolutely nowhere on this list, it is not yet rickie lee jones' time i guess

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

I feel like the 60s and 70s hipster canons are way more wide open for country and latin american music

― President Keyes, Monday, September 10, 2018 11:37 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah part of why I noticed is I don't know much about these albums and could use pointers

and tbf I did enjoy the hipster-canon-subverting fact that there are half a dozen Jamaican albums on this list while there is only one on the old 70s list (though smh at still managing to rank the Marley album highest)

rob, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

Was there anything on the list not sung in English?

― grawlix (unperson), 10. september 2018 17:46 (forty-five seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, the Indestructable Beat of Soweto, for one.

Frederik B, Monday, 10 September 2018 15:48 (five years ago) link

I always feel very guilty about voting in these lists because I don't feel like I am a useful counterbalance in any direction and particularly not in any direction lists get criticized for

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

(except gender parity, I guess)

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Monday, 10 September 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

w/r/t Tom Waits, it's a little weird considering how those '80s albums are right up Pitchfork's alley, but i guess the old hat men aren't as likely to hang w/the canon as much.

any list is going to have a lot of obvious picks up high. Purple Rain is predictable but also as good a #1 as one could hope for. Thriller is a good #2. The album is ridiculously fantastic, just listened to it again recently after unearthing my vinyl copy from my folks' house and playing it for my kid. "Wanna Be Startin Something" still makes 7 year olds bounce around.

omar little, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

Digging this Virginia Astley album. I'd never heard of her.

jmm, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

As soon as Rio turned up at #172 I knew this list wouldn't be made with my ears even remotely in mind but although I'm not solipsistic enough to expect Cardiacs, Rudimentary Peni, Julian Cope, Foetus, The The, The Astronauts, The Chameleons or any XTC album not made by Todd Rundgren to all appear, one of them might have been nice. I mean, this list was made by the sorts of people who (in the main) prefer The Head On The Door to Pornography, so there was never any chance, was there? At least Big Science is high - although it should be in the top three

imago, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

The metal choices are all great. I wish there were more.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

i forgot i voted for another metal album that didn't make it, coroner's no more color

which fine, more coroner for me

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 10 September 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link

Quick, dirty, imperfect, subject to change:

Top 40 Eighties Rap Records Missed by the Pitchfork List pic.twitter.com/7OpjqlGiiW

— Christopher R. Weingarten (@1000TimesYes) September 10, 2018



If that BDP album is actually on there, throw Special Ed’s Youngest In Charge at 40

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 September 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

I did a thing on my radio show like 10 years ago where I played a 2-3 song block from every album on the original '80s list. So that's when I figured out that I liked Swordfishtrombones a lot better than Rain Dogs, or that I even appreciated Tom Waits at all.

Re: country, Randy Travis "Storms Of Life" would have been a good choice, although knowing 2018-era Pitchfork I'm sure Dolly Parton probably came closest.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

tbh I'm surprised that Stevie Nicks is absent.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

I always thought This Heat was a strange choice for the original top 20. It's a great album, but it seems more accurately placed here.

billstevejim, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link

seriously though, where the eff is mary margaret o'hara?

I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Monday, 10 September 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

Aah bummer - they yanked both Ghost In The Machine and Synchronicity. :(

billstevejim, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Was there no Police at all? I guess Sting’s solo career is a lot to overcome.

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Monday, 10 September 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link


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