here's a pats thread for everyone to talk about patritos shit because nobody else cares

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Terrible coaching by Houston

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

Jeez, Gronk, protect the ball.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

only in new england - 12 guys on the field and the other team false starts

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Why is that not offsetting penalties?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

This has been a weird game. Both teams need to tighten up.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

Being forced to watch this

Just want my sammy and beer :-(

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 9 September 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

belichick has to be so happy now

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:11 (five years ago) link

that was kind of necessary roughness imo

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

Kicking off 2018 with a few friends. #GoPats | #HOUvsNE pic.twitter.com/ww9b46bEXp

— New England Patriots (@Patriots) September 9, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 9 September 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

The Browns are going to absolutely rue the day they traded Josh Gordon for a fucking fifth rounder.

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:21 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Aaron Rodgers: "You're the best."

Bill Belichick: "No, you are."

An extraordinary #NFLMicdUp with the great Bill Belichick. 🔊⬆️ (via @NFLfilms) pic.twitter.com/dHkojZVMsE

— NFL (@NFL) November 8, 2018

highly recommended clip of bill mic'd for the gbp game. includes laying into the line judge for missing a call and a wonderful montage of him not reacting at all to scores and key game moments.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 November 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

that's fantastic. belichick to brady after gordon td: "who were you throwing that to?" LOL.

fact checking cuz, Thursday, 8 November 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

lol he even tells the refs to do their jobs

lag∞n, Thursday, 8 November 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

somehow it seems weird to me when he raises his voice -- feels like he should only mutter things that are nevertheless heard perfectly clearly by everyone intended

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 November 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

josh gordon stepping away from football for a while...

тпсбlack (Spottie), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

bout to be suspended for the drugs again they say

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:07 (five years ago) link

drugs are a helluva drug

тпсбlack (Spottie), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

drugs are prob better than playing football tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

surely half the football players are high on opiates half the time

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

gotta go through the proper channels

lag∞n, Thursday, 20 December 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

this season is so frustrating guys.

they have like one receiver atm and brady definitely has a knee injury

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 23 December 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

pats shd hang it up they had a good run

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 02:36 (five years ago) link

me and lag∞n could probably win a couple titles by ourselves in a division with the jets/bills/dolphins but 10 in a row is still pretty fuckin impressive

mookieproof, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

yes since were the troops

lag∞n, Monday, 24 December 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

eagles make the playoffs!

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:25 (five years ago) link

lol wrong thread

k3vin k., Monday, 31 December 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

WTF?

DJI, Thursday, 31 January 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link

im interested in meeting svengalis and rasputins

lag∞n, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

WTFFF PORZINGIS TO DALLAS???

Adrian Wojnarowski
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Let's try that again: Dallas is finalizing a deal to land Kristaps Porzingis, league sources tell ESPN.
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marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link

Wrong thread?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

wrong thread lol

marcos smart (Spottie), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link

fuck, sorry to hear that. fucking knicks man. what are they getting, a handful of magic beans?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link

Robert Kraft is wearing a shiny necklace with the word “Championships”. @LevanReid reports that it was gifted to him by Meek Mill.

— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) February 5, 2019

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 16:48 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyqFH40W0AAnl4g.jpg:large

i mean at this point i can't even hate

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 18:29 (five years ago) link

lmao

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:45 (five years ago) link

the players seem to really connect to him fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:46 (five years ago) link

any haters are just jealous/anxious they’ll never reach his level of dgaf

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:00 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QntC9Yq.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:25 (five years ago) link

whos that

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:26 (five years ago) link

dril

omar little, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:27 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Patriots owner Robert Kraft among those charged with soliciting prostitution, Jupiter Police confirm at a press conference. https://t.co/9DePrXAeeI

— Kevin Duffy (@KevinRDuffy) February 22, 2019

mookieproof, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:53 (five years ago) link

holy shit

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 16:55 (five years ago) link

uhhhhh

but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:56 (five years ago) link

Womp womp

Johnny Fever, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

what a dumb old idiot

call all destroyer, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:26 (five years ago) link

that answers this question

https://deadspin.com/whats-up-with-the-nfl-questions-at-this-sex-trafficking-1832805259

omar little, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:29 (five years ago) link

~sex trafficking~ is a sensationalistic term/tool of the police state/right wing bs/further way to criminalize sex workers/can refer to almost anything involving paying for sex fwiw

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:36 (five years ago) link

otoh though, Bob Kraft can eat shit.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 22 February 2019 17:58 (five years ago) link

i think we can all agree that the best outcome of this is if he forfeits all of his money to me

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

theres a mole....

Posted last night on Reddit pic.twitter.com/zX2SZgrPaI

— Alex Griswold (@HashtagGriswold) February 22, 2019

lag∞n, Friday, 22 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link


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