What do you find yourself desiring most, erotically?

silby, I also desire centaurs. Thank you for your frank answer, j.lu!

How is ur frank doin

LOL all indications are that my finding a boyfriend would trigger the heat death of the universe, and we can't be having THAT, can we? (*Longs for a man to whom I could say "I want to climb you like a mountain and ride you like a draft horse," and proceed to do just that*)

j.lu rly intrigued abt yr height now

5'7". The challenge is my weight.

I'm two-foot-eight in heels so I know what the other end of that spectrum feels like.

xpost

In case you were unclear on what my asinine comment was referring to.

I once had sex with a very big man indeed and, to be honest, I found it confusing. We were not a match, to say the least.

thread got real yo

I have way too much time to think about sex, and no opportunity to put those thoughts into action.

big honkers

xp

are you committed to seeking it out through traditional avenues or would you be willing to spend money on it

Since I am doing so poorly seeking it out through traditional channels, I hesitate to take alternative measures.

Centaurs are strangely ok erotic. I wonder if it's the uber musculature and handsome/blandness of the human face.

I've been drinking, so I feel like I typed everything out wrong.

what is "hang dog fucking"? Do I have to put on a Droopy mask?

I was about to google that, but figured it's not my thing.

yerac living the single life

heh, i associate "hang dog" with droopy balls swaddling something. I am assuming it's not my thing.

Hang dog AKA Ethan Hunt stylee fyi

https://i.imgur.com/1jWVfhZ.png

I want that mug more than anything I have ever wanted in my entire life.

Ethan Hunt style sounds like fucking while jumping out of a plane at 30k feet

Which I might be into, tbh

Talking about eroticism in a public forum is such a turn off that what I most desire is to remain silent about my eroticism and to share it only with those with whom I am most intimate.

I find your position both otm and erotically stimulating.

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Not mouthshitting?

locking this thread

could do with a move to ILTMI and NSFW tag

Love the new interactive sponsored content

Anaïs Nin erotic short stories about hang dogging

Kegel enthusiasts.

Kugel enthusiasts

thw sweet release of death

Was planning to help u out with that but your revelation just made it weird.

if by 'weird' you mean 'hotter' then yeah, otm

Of course that's what I meant, damn you.

ilxmailed u my home address and desired method of dispatch, thx in advance

Keurig enthusiasts

walter koenig enthusiasts

DeviantArt Orville Redenbacher memorial illustrations

audio clips of Garfield & Friends (TV show) taken out of contact to make it sound as if Wade the Duck (Howard Morris) is sucking Orson the Pig (Gregg Berger)'s dick

*context

yes I've been thinking about this scenario for 42 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeYKXEy1q8c

ok lol

star trek cosplay.