"Are you finished with that beer?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 07:10 (five years ago) link
"All I'm saying is if it's global warming why is my beer still cold?"
― Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 07:42 (five years ago) link
too good to win, per uszh
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link
also right in the wheelhouse of our one-size-fits-all ringer: "This is normal."
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:05 (five years ago) link
Guest Comic By Steve Bannon Entitled 'The Rising Floodwaters Of Immigration'
― imago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:51 (five years ago) link
the new one-size-fits-all is "I’ve thought this through and talked to colleagues — and I’ve re-considered"
― mark s, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 08:57 (five years ago) link
http://i65.tinypic.com/aad8w3.jpg
"i continue to be unhappy regarding the state of the subway system"
― (ADVANCE) (320k vbr) (--V2) (aps) (diVX) (2CD) OST - SB (2019) (esby), Saturday, 12 January 2019 08:24 (five years ago) link
"Did you know that there's a bear hidden in the Toblerone logo?"
― the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Saturday, 12 January 2019 11:20 (five years ago) link
"Let me know if you see anything that people believe doesn't exist. Like Donald Trump's sense of humility."
― the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Saturday, 12 January 2019 11:23 (five years ago) link
“Holy shit, do you see that?! It says ‘W A R P’ on the snow”
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Saturday, 12 January 2019 11:29 (five years ago) link
yes he slept over and no its not any of your business anymore
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 January 2019 11:55 (five years ago) link
I've always thought of the SkiFree monster as a metaphor for the inevitability of death.
― adam the (abanana), Saturday, 12 January 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link
Press 'F' to pay respects go faster than the monster and escape.
― the battering ram's rolling (snoball), Saturday, 12 January 2019 13:19 (five years ago) link
Darraghmac ftw
― Mark G, Saturday, 12 January 2019 13:40 (five years ago) link
Def
― Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Saturday, 12 January 2019 13:45 (five years ago) link
did anyone else here get a spam email from the "founder" of this contest - who has quit the new Yorker and set up his, er, own captioning contest? surely it's a massive breach of whatever privacy policy the NYer has for him to abscond with the mailing list for his own purposes!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 12 January 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link
christ, what an asshole
― brownie, Saturday, 12 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
ha
― topical mlady (darraghmac), Saturday, 12 January 2019 16:44 (five years ago) link
"Asshole. You just HAD to tell him he was looking a little mangy..."
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:01 (five years ago) link
"Well you're an abominable HUSBAND."
― jmm, Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:12 (five years ago) link
"HE didn't have any problems asking directions."
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:15 (five years ago) link
Lol
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:19 (five years ago) link
Sigh. Another day, another Bigfoot sighting debunked.
― Øystein, Saturday, 12 January 2019 22:19 (five years ago) link
i would've said hi but i don't know the yetiquette
― conrad, Saturday, 12 January 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link
"I thought we agreed, no politics!"
― rip van wanko, Saturday, 12 January 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link