DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

“I think today what has happened is that news reporting has become part of the adversary system.” Alan Dershowitz It has become tainted and corrupt! DJT

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 1, 2018

lol is that a quote from Alan Dershowitz, or his he @ing Alan Dershowitz and forgot the @?

the most hipstery of hipstery bars in town is hosting a future funk night ... advertising vapor wave, future funk and ... "anime groove"? what is "anime groove"?

https://www.facebook.com/events/203097067206159/

whoops wrong thread ... how did i manage to do that?

LATER HANK GUPTON

Guess where I am? The Edge pic.twitter.com/CWCZ7DRelJ

— U2 (@U2) September 14, 2018

ok dad enjoy your holdiays

seen as iconic and given the posthumous stamp of hipster approval, but why?

nf

― notfazed (notfazed), Saturday, 12 April 2003 13:44 (fifteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look, i know yr man had a stroke and all but

Bollocks to Brexit ,Yes Sir & Ms's-Edwyn,

— Edwyn Collins (@EdwynCollins) January 16, 2019

I have this high school friend who I'm facebook friends with now who does this shit where he posts some original bit of trench commentary or life wisdom to his instagram, image captures it, then posts it to facebook and adds even more trench commentary or life wisdom commentary above the image, like commentary on his commentary. It's so fucking corny.

Korny HS friend in FB shocka!

A____ is in ______.
15 mins ·
We are in this thing together. You can still maintain your individuality without stepping over others. It’s actually not hard. However too many seem to have issues with that not sure why we allow them to lead anything.
#nature #society #selfish #individual

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/59295672_10161607764310304_5335354167756062720_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&oh=66accfc021e3d0b0f9fb97e4f527bd66&oe=5D3166C3

🐦[Guess where I am? The Edge pic.twitter.com/CWCZ7DRelJ🕸
— U2 (@U2) September 14, 2018🕸]🐦

i see u

Just inhabiting the role, buddy

😎

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2Fl41lNRkFt41gxRrNe%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1

Is it possible to get this funny gif I found hardcoded into the bottom of my posts? Because I think people would enjoy it.
https://media3.giphy.com/media/5X7GDf7zc1Ebu/source.gifhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/5X7GDf7zc1Ebu/source.gifhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/5X7GDf7zc1Ebu/source.gifhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/5X7GDf7zc1Ebu/source.gifhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/5X7GDf7zc1Ebu/source.gif

https://www.instagram.com/p/COvB9MxjiOu/?igshid=9cj98ys89rql

paul grunder
19 hours ago

I have often wondered how the super rich found people to work for them. Once, a long time ago, we had a young man who did some carpentry for us. He actually would do painting in the house. He was just good at a lot of things. He worked for a lot of other people also. One day he showed up in a bright red pick up truck. As we admired the truck, he said, the Jones bought it for me because they did not want my beat up pick up sitting in their drive way! After that he pretty much just worked for the Joneses. p's wife

Marianne signing her products like it's a freakin email

https://i.imgur.com/6si3Gxh.jpg

It probably doesn't clean much, but in a pinch it will keep you alive and regular.

lol signing my tweets, Covid will get you into grandpa territory faster than you can say "where'd I put my teacup" https://t.co/hdJweDnSEt

— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) April 6, 2023

This is acceptable imo:

Only the Americanos call it gravy and Pasta! Eva Di Maggio Gallione