When the seagulls drop the squirrels SPFL 2018/2019

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He told Italian radio in 2014: "He is an out-of-control womaniser, an Irishman without rules. He is someone who disappears for a week and goes on the hunt for women in Milan.

"He has two families with six children, he never trains, and he's completely off the rails. On the field he's a great player, because he gave us everything he had and more.

"In terms of his behaviour, however, he is uncontrollable. My coach told me he cannot sort this player out, so he has to go."

Kept Paolo Dybala out of the side too haha.

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Sunday, 2 September 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

professional gamer wins spl player of the month

imago, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link

If the “professional gaming” keeps him out of bother and the goals flowing (in a Saints shirt) then I’ll happily chip in to sponsor his X-Box Live account.

michaellambert, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

Seems as good a thread as any to hail the excellent work of the Scottish Women's Team in their World Cup 2019 qualification; 7 wins, 1 defeat, did the job they needed to do this afternoon and results went their way. A World Cup final, at last!

michaellambert, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

really great news, only chance of seeing a scotland national team in a world cup.

in gloating tim news: with the loss in the derby at the weekend steven gerrard's start in the league is the worst ever for a rangers manager ;_;

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This is @JMcGinn7 in #FIFA19.

Has to be a joke right, @EASPORTSFIFA?!#AVFC pic.twitter.com/WNMva1ux2R

— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) September 21, 2018

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Friday, 21 September 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

RIP Jim. Had a pint or two in his pub a fair few times.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/16899673.celtic-legend-jim-brogan-dies-aged-73-after-dementia-battle/

Zach Same (Tom D.), Monday, 24 September 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link

This semi final scheduling fiasco is everything that is wrong with Scottish football.

ailsa, Friday, 28 September 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

Bobby Madden is everything that is wrong with Scottish football.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 30 September 2018 07:14 (five years ago) link

Absolutely - still rank the Hearts-Hamilton game last year as probably the worst reffing I've ever seen.

https://www.theedinburghreporter.co.uk/2017/12/its-the-bobby-madden-show-at-tynecastle/

I also remember at a Hamilton-Hearts game three or four years ago, we finally got a free kick our way after being booted for half the game and the entire away stand rose and sarcastically started singing "one Bobby Madden". The bastard of course started smiling as it's all about him.

Lest we forget to mention Andrew Dallas, Willie Collum, and Alan Muir of course.

And because I'm feeling particularly generous this morning - for the hundredth time Neil Doncaster is a fud.

Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Sunday, 30 September 2018 08:06 (five years ago) link

This is well worth a read, particularly if you're a Larsson fan boy like me.

"HENRIK LARSSON MADE TIME STAND STILL" - David Preece

https://mundialmag.com/2018/09/20/henrik-larsson-birthday-celtic-barcelona-2018/

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 1 October 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

McLeish out.

michaellambert, Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

Pish pish pish

Ctrl+Alt+Del in Poughkeepsie (fionnland), Thursday, 11 October 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Right, gtf McLeish, you useless cunt. I've had to sit in a bar in Lisbon and watch this shite ... well, I didn't have to but... also bar full of Yanks watching NFL, bad choice.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

i was thinking we needed a general international football thread so i could celebrate Costa's debut full international appearance but this'll do eh?

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 October 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

Scotland scored a sweet goal at the end but, Jesus, is Europe is full of Americans or what?

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

(xp) I did start a Nations League or Cup or whatever the fuck it is, last night... though mostly to celebrate Holland stuffing Germany and Gibraltar winning way from home - off the Rock.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

Pish pish pish

You (bleeping) need me. You can't Finn without me (fionnland), Sunday, 14 October 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hearts fans covering ourselves in glory yet again.

sktsh, Friday, 2 November 2018 15:27 (five years ago) link

It's not their fault. Neil Lennon brings it on himself (c) Gary Caldwell and half the country

ailsa, Saturday, 3 November 2018 09:39 (five years ago) link

the fucking state of that. Ex head of the police federation said same too, which: bitter lol, of course he did.

I made the mistake of looking at kickback this week, which I'm sure you can imagine was delightful.

sktsh, Saturday, 3 November 2018 14:47 (five years ago) link

Every time I hear Billy Boys I really question my relationship with this club and some of its scumbag fans

You (bleeping) need me. You can't Finn without me (fionnland), Saturday, 3 November 2018 14:54 (five years ago) link

aye

sktsh, Saturday, 3 November 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

They can sing Billy Boys to their Hearts' content, they're getting murdered this afternoon.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp1vYZShcb8/

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just dropping by to confirm I still hate:
- Hamilton's pitch
- referees

The standard of both is fucking abysmal.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 26 November 2018 01:41 (five years ago) link

We had Willie Collum at the weekend. Forgot how infuriating he is.

michaellambert, Monday, 26 November 2018 08:55 (five years ago) link

Totally. Son of Dallas is even worse.

Hamilton's new tactic of not pumping the fucking balls up is a new low in shitty attempts at levelling the playing field against a bigger team.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 26 November 2018 14:02 (five years ago) link

My timing is impeccable. Dallas appointed for cup final.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 14:51 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bonkers league this season

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

last 20 minutes of this were a bit fucking tasty

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/46477778

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 15 December 2018 00:44 (five years ago) link

LOL Jambos.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Saturday, 15 December 2018 08:09 (five years ago) link

Guess who switched Living v Hearts off at half time because it wasn't a great game?

ailsa, Saturday, 15 December 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

p much everyone if twitter is any indicator

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 16 December 2018 12:27 (five years ago) link

A break in play as the Referee asks that a jobby is shovelled off the pitch.

— The Spartans FC (@spartansfc) December 22, 2018

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 23 December 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

wee bit late here but honestly Rodgers playing McGregor at left-back in the Glasgow Derby was a bit of tactical nous worthy of Tony Mowbray.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:27 (five years ago) link

5 teams within 6 points at the top of the SPFL premiership at the turn of the year. Who'd have thunk it?

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 January 2019 20:29 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lennon's away

sktsh, Friday, 25 January 2019 22:34 (five years ago) link

"suspended" is a wee bit of a weird way to term it. obviously he's out on his arse, why don't they just come out and say it?

don't know enough about that hibs squad to say whether or not it's justified, although obviously recent results have been shite.

i personally didn't particularly rate Lennon as a manager at Celtic- beating Barcelona was no bad admittedly

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 25 January 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link

Better than losing 7-0 tbf.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link

Eddie May refers to himself in the third person. Surely this alone qualifies him as a manager.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Monday, 28 January 2019 12:21 (five years ago) link

https://youtu.be/LSEV8o3uToM

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

As I understand it, today Celtic have confirmed the signings of 3 players who won't be joining the club this season and one who is already here.
I don't really by get how that helps us win the league.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Thursday, 31 January 2019 22:10 (five years ago) link

Eddie May postpones his vasectomy to be in the dugout tonight. He's too good for the Hibs job.

Bimlo Horsewagon became Wheelbarrow Horseflesh (aldo), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

whisper it but it is kind of more interesting when there's a title race on.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link

Yes, it's just like old times, what with Rangers getting awarded 4 penalties in one match by a referee named Dallas.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:00 (five years ago) link

the dallas bias club is in full effect this season for sure.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

El Bufalo Morelos has been banned for 3 games, and McGregor might get a ban too for a bad challenge that went unpunished in the Dons game. The powers that be knew the heat was on them for being so lax and have had to take some action. Probably their two best players.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 9 February 2019 00:12 (five years ago) link

They still get their three points.

If Morelos had been red carded for every red card offence he's committed this season he'd be banned till April.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Saturday, 9 February 2019 11:47 (five years ago) link

McGregor banned and Rangers causing a stink about it. Beyond belief really. He sticks a leg out at a player late. He should have been sent off and a penalty been given. Would've altered the course of Rangers season. But as the truth behind "no one likes us, we don't care" is actually "we demand special treatment, we are extremely aggrieved if it's withheld" the club issues a statement and as for the fans, they're losing their mind about the republican scottish nationalist taig establishment and the biased SFA. couldnae make it up.

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:12 (five years ago) link

Oh dear. pic.twitter.com/LBtasjcVxj

— Ben Palmer (@BenjyPalmer) May 26, 2019

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

I was up for a wedding and a mate surprised me with a ticket for my birthday, so I went through on my own. We gave it a good go, at least- better than I feared. My voice is now completely fucked, to the point that I can't speak at all (don't celebrate a goal if you have a cold i guess)

kudos to youse on the treble treble!

sktsh, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Kilmarnock 0 Connah's Quay Nomads 2

... Jeez-o

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 July 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

banter years are back for killie efter stevie left

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 18 July 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/m0W3pyX4xt

— Vanguard Bears (@VanguardBears) July 19, 2019

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 19 July 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

And they are the people, after all.

Arthur Lowe & Love (Tom D.), Friday, 19 July 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

spfl fantasy football anyone?

https://fantasy.spfl.co.uk/#/welcome

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

https://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/17815310.four-arrested-rangers-fans-pitch-invasion-collapsed-disabled-shelter/

... and this doesn't even mention the sectarian singing. Things could get nasty this season.

How to Book Michael Fish (Tom D.), Monday, 5 August 2019 06:33 (four years ago) link


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