Everybody on ILG complains about Twitch

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I am not a Twitch person (I didn’t think) but put it on randomly as some background the other day.

Escape From Tarkov came on and man I was super into it. Russian made battle royale thing, closest thing you can get to a “sim” in this genre I guess. Literally have to take the time to load bullets into magazines and stuff. Have to deal with injuries. The streamer wasted a dude wearing a riot gear type helmet with face shield, looted it, put it on but there was bullet damage on the visor which obstructed vision so he was lifting it up and down depending on the situation.

Idk, could be tedious and frustrating jumping into it yourself, but watching someone good playing with his also good buddy was kinda thrilling.

circa1916, Saturday, 1 September 2018 07:56 (five years ago) link

one more reason to be alienated by the streamers that have 100,000s of followers and completely suck and you wonder why anyone spends more than 20 seconds watching, let alone a number of people equivalent to half the population of the state of wyoming

STAT | $30,000 - What it costs to have a top-tier streamer play your game for an hour on their channel, according to IndieCatapult’s Steve Filby, who was marketing manager on Motion Twin’s Dead Cells. (Motion Twin didn’t pay up, but devised a strategy that resulted in big streamers playing the game for free.)

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2018-09-06-breathing-life-into-dead-cells

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 15:45 (five years ago) link

"devised a strategy" ie had the hype cycle behind them

ciderpress, Saturday, 8 September 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

this kinda sums up the streaming scene

https://kotaku.com/fortnite-streamer-myth-pushes-back-against-twitch-chats-1828898924

Karl Malone, Saturday, 8 September 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Go Off Kings (Feat. Neil) - PUBG Broadcaster Royale Highlight Reel - Insane Kills - Ridiculous Snipes - Best PUBG Players In The World - Part 1 pic.twitter.com/0u8Uw22izC

— The Go Off Kings (@GoOffKings) September 24, 2018

cajunsunday, Thursday, 27 September 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

yeah twitch is good again now that it provides live access to jesse

Jesse on "comedy circles" pic.twitter.com/kPDE58o2sE

— The Go Off Kings (@GoOffKings) September 7, 2018

ciderpress, Thursday, 27 September 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

Nobody should watch people playing Rimworld live, but on video with the fast forward option, it's kinda fun to see how different people build and manage their bases. How much blood you leave on the floor and how much you rely on traps and turrets says a lot about a person, I think.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 30 September 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

i might stream an older game this afternoon - leaning toward SNES. anyone have any suggestions? i would like to play something that i haven't beaten before, but probably not something that will involve dying over and over and starting at the beginning of the game. if it goes well and i don't hate myself i would like to keep going all week, during the afternoons (my partner's out of the house til 5 most days)

Super Mario RPG
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island (this gets difficult iirc, but i have decent old school mario skills)
Zelda: Link to the Past (i have played the first 15 hours of this game sooooo many times but life always gets in the way)
FFIII (see LttP)
one of many other old RPGs i haven't played or gotten very far in
any other game?

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

I vote Super Mario RPG or the Final Fantasy.

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

it'll probably only be you checking in on me this week! i'd pumped to play either one. have you completed either one of them before?

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

I love the many other old series of RPGs

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:08 (five years ago) link

like maybe...lufia or something? i'm open to that too

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

If you've never played Terranigma you're missing out

El Tomboto, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

I've never really played SNES games like ever. Our first home console was an N64; I picked up a few different SNES games on various virtual consoles but never spent much time on them. I booted up SMRPG on an emulator at least once but emulator + laptop + keyboard is not a setup conducive to having any fun.

Anyway I'll be at work while you're streaming if it's before 5pm but I'll do my best to shirk and tune in if possible

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

terranigma it is!

i'm almost ready, i'm just trying to remember how to separate OpenEmu audio from microphone audio for the stream.

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

okeydokey, here we go: https://www.twitch.tv/weinventyou

i am sure i will sail right through this game with zero problems

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

I'll have to stop watching soon b/c I have to go to a meeting but everyone should watch karl get toasted on twitch

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

Whenever I see "weinventyou", I add the line "through the future see millennium" in my head.

Nag Reddit (Leee), Monday, 1 October 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

uh, i just accidentally hit L1 on my PS4 controller, which is apparently mapped to "quickload", and it quickloaded the quicksave that i accidentally made back at the very beginning of the game. i "reset" the game on the emulator and the saves i had made within the game were also gone.

i am demoralized

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

but, i think i can actually get back to where i was within about 20 minutes of gameplay, so i'll work my way back to where i was and start there tomorrow

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

also i'm going to disable quicksave/quickload on my controller, because holy shit that was awful

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

actually i'm playing for a while longer, just finished the second tower. i'm not sure what i think of these "puzzles"

Karl Malone, Monday, 1 October 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

I feel bad because I couldn't hop into chat and help you figure out which holes to fall down

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:51 (five years ago) link

there's lots of optional shit like the Polynesia thing btw, this is not an easy game to "100%"

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link

old jrpgs basically require you to read a guide to 100% them, they're not designed for it to naturally happen in a single playthrough

ciderpress, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link

yeah, i'm definitely not trying to 100% it. i'll be happy if i just don't make an ass out of myself on 50% of the puzzles. i'm enjoying the game so far! and it's a good choice for me, because howlongtobeat.com suggests it will only be around 20 hours long. i completed the last of the five towers before stopping yesterday, which seemed like an intro. looking forward to getting to the main quest today, after i finish eating lunch!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

I'm glad to see Trihex got unbanned (background - https://kotaku.com/streamer-trihex-apologizes-for-homophobic-slur-after-tw-1829604490)

Karl have you streamed any more Terranigma? I was really enjoying your playthrough. I guess I should just check in more often.

We should also use this thread to share streamers we find ourselves going back to and following -zoeyproasheck is priceless imo

I've also been enjoying dozing off to disnof while he curses and complains in his implacable southern-ish accent about the only game he ever seems to play, good 'ol rimworld

El Tomboto, Saturday, 13 October 2018 20:45 (five years ago) link

i've thought about doing some streams for friends now that i live alone with fast internet, probably won't have time until closer to the holidays though

ciderpress, Sunday, 14 October 2018 00:59 (five years ago) link

I’d tune in

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Sunday, 14 October 2018 01:04 (five years ago) link

Jesse reviews a Black Ops 4 toilet amidst heavy gunfire pic.twitter.com/Ajt8JHMsCE

— The Go Off Kings (@GoOffKings) October 14, 2018

ciderpress, Sunday, 14 October 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

like maybe...lufia or something? i'm open to that too

have very fond memories of lufia 2 and how FAST it felt. the walking animations, the text scrolling, the random battles... it all felt like it was blazing by 2x the speed of some comparable j-rpg from the era. probably 3x faster than something from the ps2 era. I should play this again.

(⊙_⊙?) (original bgm), Friday, 19 October 2018 04:33 (five years ago) link

JF is doing God's work

hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Friday, 19 October 2018 11:53 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

listening to AOC talk about politics with a disheveled man in the process of hitting hour 50 of streaming himself playing donkey kong 64 without any sleep is probably one of the craziest things i've ever experienced

— friedrich nichijou (@levarburzum) January 20, 2019

ciderpress, Monday, 21 January 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link

So glad millennials are good now

I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Monday, 21 January 2019 01:04 (five years ago) link

I’m old as fuck and I love twitch!

calstars, Monday, 21 January 2019 01:30 (five years ago) link

Hbomb raising so much money/awareness for Mermaids through this stream is so fucking heartening, honestly.

emil.y, Monday, 21 January 2019 01:59 (five years ago) link

Yeah. I hadn't heard of the charity. Seems like they are good?

jmm, Monday, 21 January 2019 03:13 (five years ago) link

Is DK64 really this long of a game?

jmm, Monday, 21 January 2019 05:37 (five years ago) link

if you try to do 100% without a guide yeah, it's filler collectibles hell, there's like thousands of bananas and other little things to get

ciderpress, Monday, 21 January 2019 06:02 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

lol at twitch today

"Lost Bet - Watching AYAYA for 10 Hours"
http://i64.tinypic.com/o5upna.png

five months pass...

Narcissa <3<3<3

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 26 August 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

after a certain point, the relaxing vibe of watching a chill streamer gets destroyed when they spend 10 minutes splitting hairs over which magic wand to pick in the latest cool roguelite that's making the rounds. PICK SOMETHING AND PRESS D

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

more generally than that - having to reckon with the fact that fairly entertaining streamers of the non-shouting variety can also be dumb is a disappointment I'm still not completely used to. This person is funny! They're engaging! They don't scream all the time to keep their chat engaged! Oh. Oh. They're kinda dumb. Oh, that's why they have a Patreon for this. Uff da.

I still enjoy Twitch from time to time when the right games are on.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 04:48 (four years ago) link

I also shouldn't judge people for not having the level of education or reading & arithmetic capacity that I do. It does drive me up the wall sometimes, because I refuse to join chat and help.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 8 October 2019 04:52 (four years ago) link

five months pass...
three weeks pass...

i'm gonna stream in a bit! like, probably in 30 minutes to an hour from now. i will be playing some old emulated game. if anyone has a "request" i'll do that, but otherwise i might just gravitate toward a comfort food game that i know well, like SMB3 or something. or maybe i'll play a simulation game that i always wanted to rent from blockbuster when i was a kid, but never played: Aerobiz

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link

ALSO: NEW "FEATURE": if you want, you can join the #twitch channel on the ilx slack. that way if you feel like making fun of me or other ilxors who stream, but don't want to sign up for twitch to do so, you can instead sign up for slack to do so

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 17:57 (four years ago) link

ok, it's finally happening

i'm playing Aerobiz.com
https://www.twitch.tv/weinventyou

let me be your friend on the other end! (Karl Malone), Saturday, 4 April 2020 21:51 (four years ago) link


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