Got a ban list (persons, activities, props etc.) for your funeral?

So I guess I'm banning anyone without a sense of humor and the willingness to get wet.

I want Slash and Axl there, but the 80s version, is that too much to ask

gonna one-up old lunch's funeral by having mine at disneyworld and arranging for my corpse strapped to the front of a splash mountain car filled with screaming mourners

if only i could live to see the pictures from the action cam

Surprise guest appearance in the Hall of Presidents or gtfo.

brb gonna amend my will to insist that my mouldering corpse be spring-loaded and allowed to burst forth from a coffin in the haunted mansion for no less than one (1) year after the date of my demise

at this point I'd just be surprised if I could afford a funeral

xpost Trufax: there are actual (yet inexplicably-inanimate) human remains in Disneyland's version of Pirates of the Caribbean. Your final wishes are an admirable homage to that legacy.

bury my heart at wounded knee country bear jamboree

Missed oppo for a halloween themed funeral at the happiest place on earth imho

Buh-buh-buried in Yogi's cave, ruh-ruh-rotting in Yogi's cave.... (For my mid-Atlantic peeps of a certain age.)

i might be able to afford a Rock-afire Explosion funeral but def not country bear jamboree.

btw is 'jam' as we know it short for "jamboree"?

Look, as long as the preparation of my body involves extensive animatronic enhancement and basically no attempt whatsoever to preserve my rapidly-decaying flesh, I'm good.