The Jordan Peterson Thread

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TL;DR: guy takes his girlfriend to see Jordan Peterson speak, she immediately tells him she wants to see other people, he doesn't understand why. pic.twitter.com/CSQjGyNUrX

— Sturgeon's Law (@Sturgeons_Law) October 18, 2018

I’m sure lots of you have seen this already but for those who haven’t...

Holy shit. That really reads like a cult member.

I see these things and I never know whether to react "the Internet is a sucker for believing these posts, people aren't really like that" or "I'm a sucker who doesn't understand what people are really like"

Poe's law in action.

So you do think this is just somebody goofing?

I really hope so

seems fake to me, really laying it on thick in that last long paragraph with the crying and the "talking down" and the SWJ/Cultural Marxist shit, like he was trying to fill out a Jordan Peterson Talking Points bingo card.

also it is his one and only post on all of reddit, let alone the lobsterman subreddit

thank you, reassuring internet detectives

A real version, which definitely exists, is probably much more depressing.

this is just the funniest shit ever, this motherfucker is the best sketch comedy character of 2018, hands down:

Jordan Peterson on his all-beef diet https://t.co/f6aXULymFR #GQ30 pic.twitter.com/FFM5mTu7Dx

— British GQ (@BritishGQ) October 30, 2018

def the funniest bit of video yet associated with him

i can imagine idk Conan O'Brien asking those questions to Nathan Fielder and Nathan giving the same answers

sonned by a beef after a beef beef beef beef beef beef

MULTIPLE ORGASMS

Quality acting.

Oh God, there's an hour and forty minutes of this.

The interviewer is pretty funny.

This makes me think of Fizzles' John Lanchester thread. It's got the same frozen, blind-statue eyes quality of Lanchester's prose - like it's a parody with all the parody removed and you just have the dry husk of a skeleton left behind.

I mean, beware schadenfreude and all that but there's comfort in the fact that he's clearly not living well - beef or no beef.

ahahahahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apNQDNKjWCI&feature=youtu.be

I was going to say he looks like a psychopath with a self-inflicted skin disease, but realised it's an accurate description rather than a joke.
Fully support the fact that he seems to have made himself genuinely ill in order to own the libs, if only his followers could all be so brave.

I guarantee you at least a few hundred of his fans are on this diet

A few hundred? Thousands I'd bet.

I'm lowballing but tbh it really would take a lot of commitment to actually pull off for even two weeks

He looks very miserable in these clips in a way I don’t remember from the very few other clips I’ve seen ofnhim from the joe rogan podcast

He is probably dying from this beef

with any luck he'll be dead of a heart attack soon

Meat Is Self-Murder

Why does he think it was good to lose 50 pounds extremely fast when he was only mildly overweight beforehand? Usually that is bad.

I am deriving a lot of joy from his very apparent suffering tbh

Such an odd guy to be so famous

He's so creepy. And 'I'm not taking anti-depressants' - perhaps he should be; he does not come across as a person who has it all together.

he fucking dumb as a post.

genuine lol @ fifty pounds

Not looking forward to the conspiracy theories after he dies of scurvy

Every generation needs its edgelords. Some just happen to be more underwhelming than others.

these people are all insane

https://nypost.com/2018/07/24/new-diet-claims-you-can-lose-weight-eating-only-steak-and-burgers/

the complete lack of any kind of charisma is astonishing, also i fret for whoever has to clean his bathroom and handle his gravy reeking bedsheets

if you were minded to adopt one of these diets like carnivores and fruitarians etc where you literally only eat one food, what would be the healthiest (or least unhealthy) food to choose?

broccoli

dead-eyed crazy of the northlands

Yeah. You could probably do alright with all broccoli.

A friend lived on porridge with raisins for months at a time, so maybe that.

that's two kinds of food!

You could do rice and beans plus broccoli and water

I’ll bet that would be an ok if boring diet

Two ingredients, but one dish. How strict are the rules of this game?

He didn't use milk in the porridge basically due to laziness

someone should convince Jordan Peterson to give up water

bit of googling seems to suggest potatoes are your best bet

or possibly breast milk