Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.
― brownie, Friday, 31 August 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
NOPE. YOU WILL NOT STOP DANNY ETLING! đ±đ±đ± #NEvsNYG pic.twitter.com/Y3HgpyNBxt— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 31 August 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link
Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
hey, that's cool
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 16:19 (five years ago) link
After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 28 February 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo
― Brad C., Thursday, 28 February 2019 19:16 (five years ago) link
"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."
I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.
― earlnash, Sunday, 3 March 2019 22:24 (five years ago) link
https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/brown.jpg?w=443?w=1&crop=0&zoom=2o,g
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 4 March 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link
Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes
http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26141998/former-te-winslow-jail-accused-lewd-acts
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 16:52 (five years ago) link
Foles to the Jags, 4/88
that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB
(would've been neater last year, but still)
― frogbs, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link
rumors are desean jackson back to philly
― Mordy, Monday, 11 March 2019 21:22 (five years ago) link
hoo boy
― k3vin k., Monday, 11 March 2019 23:15 (five years ago) link
!
Browns getting OBJ from the Giants
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:06 (five years ago) link
Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019
Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019
― omar little, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:11 (five years ago) link
wow
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:18 (five years ago) link
lol steelers front office
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link
going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:49 (five years ago) link
meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 March 2019 00:50 (five years ago) link
SU-PER BOWL!! SU-PER BOWL!!
― Mr. Snrub, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:18 (five years ago) link
https://nbclatino.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/200344289-001.jpg?w=640&h=480&crop=1
― brownie, Wednesday, 13 March 2019 11:52 (five years ago) link
Tannehill to the Titans
― frogbs, Friday, 15 March 2019 19:22 (five years ago) link
Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 15 March 2019 19:42 (five years ago) link
Now this is a bad uni:
https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2019%2F0405%2Fr524688_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=1140&cquality=40&format=jpg
― brownie, Friday, 5 April 2019 11:43 (five years ago) link
oof
https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2828649-what-happened-in-green-bay
summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?
― frogbs, Friday, 5 April 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.
― Neus Anneus (voodoo chili), Friday, 5 April 2019 14:22 (five years ago) link
This dude is strong.
Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size.... pic.twitter.com/s6QjAkA3zO— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019
― earlnash, Sunday, 7 April 2019 18:32 (five years ago) link
whoa!
― k3vin k., Sunday, 7 April 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link
Johnny Manziel wants to be called "John Manziel" now. https://t.co/Zo04TGj887 pic.twitter.com/Jl4beFhCyV— L.A. Times Sports (@latimessports) April 8, 2019
― mookieproof, Monday, 8 April 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link
It's not Johnny Football anymore, it's John Foot
― to halve and half not (voodoo chili), Monday, 8 April 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link
no longer a boy, not yet a manz
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 8 April 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link
Just talked to a Redskins source who told me Dan Snyder has "taken over the first round of the draft."The last time that happened the Redskins traded two future No. 1's and a No. 2 to move up for Robert Griffin.— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) April 24, 2019
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 19:53 (five years ago) link
lol
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 21:59 (five years ago) link
Patrick Peterson PED suspension 6 games....
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Thursday, 16 May 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link
Celebrating 20 years of HATCAT football!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/ABrQnOvreCN7d3RWGiIAs0U_XKg=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/622ECRDTSMI6TEZRGC6FQNXURY.jpg
https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/05/22/its-been-years-since-daniel-snyder-bought-redskins-heres-season-by-season-look/?utm_term=.1ef7caed22ac
― earlnash, Thursday, 23 May 2019 00:10 (four years ago) link
"Snyder, 54, hasnât lived up to that promise. Under his leadership, the Redskins have had four times as many head coaches (8) as playoff wins (2). Splashy free agent signings havenât produced victories â Washington is 139-180 since Snyder bought the team â and one of the more loyal fan bases in professional sports has been gradually driven away."
― earlnash, Thursday, 23 May 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link
wow i guess the wapo will now have its press passes revoked/have to refer to the hatcats as a 'dc-area nfl franchise'
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 May 2019 00:16 (four years ago) link
More deal details: Carson Wentzâs four-year contract extension includes an NFL-record $107.9 million guaranteed, including $66 million fully guaranteed at signing, per source.— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 7, 2019
― k3vin k., Friday, 7 June 2019 06:14 (four years ago) link
https://deadspin.com/report-kellen-winslow-ii-couldnt-stop-masturbating-in-1835493794
He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.
When pornography became widely available on mobile phones, he often watched it on his smartphone during meetings, the two former teammates said (nowadays, such sites would typically be blocked by the building WiFi). Teammates begged out of shared hotel room assignments with Winslow because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room, a teammate and an official said.
Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a womanâs torsoâcomplete with vagina and anusâto bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.
i mean what the
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 04:31 (four years ago) link
probably one of the best pieces of press he's received honestly
― frogbs, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link
not saying Kellenâs âhold my beerâ effort after watching Aaron Hernandez ascend to the throne of historyâs creepiest tight end will ultimately crown him but he has given it an impressive try.
― omar little, Friday, 14 June 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link
ffs is it week 1 yet
― Mr. Snrub, Friday, 14 June 2019 20:47 (four years ago) link
rip jared lorenzen
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
can anyone unpack this drew magary sentence for me?
When the team finally traded Beckham to Cleveland, it served as an ejaculatory triumph for anyone who instinctively hates it when people who are not fans of Jimmy Buffett enjoy a boat ride.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link
Giants fans who hate fun were glad when the Giants traded Odell Beckham
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
also he thinks guys from new jersey like to jerk off to the idea of pissing off parrotheads
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
what does the jimmy buffett part mean then? that there are people who get angry when non-buffett fans enjoy boat rides (and why? bc they think buffett is the patron saint of boats?), where boat rides are the fun time that giants fans hate? but surely the buffett fans love the boat rides they just (if i understand the sentence correctly) just hate non-buffett fans enjoying them??
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 July 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link
it's probably a reference to the giants' pre-playoffs 2017 boat trip which became a big tabloid/sports radio thing before they got their asses beat in the first round
https://www.sbnation.com/2017/1/2/14147518/giants-boat-photo-odell-beckham-jr-trey-songz
― jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
Also white people love Jimmy Buffett; hate people of color who play football the wrong way
― Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 30 July 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link
Antonio Brownâs helmet is the stupidest non-story since Tebowmania. GOOD GOD will this season start already?
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 19 August 2019 11:31 (four years ago) link