itt: pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at the arriving meteor

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Paleo Weltschmerz, currently playing for Schalke 04's second team, hoping to break through to the first team in the coming season, has represented Germany at Under 19 level.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

^ This was totally the correct thread for that post.

pplains, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link

some high quality images in this last update

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

i like the evil ones where the dinosaurs seem to be thrilled about what's happening

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

yes, yes!! destroy it all! burn it all down!! raaawwwrr

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

music to watch the end of the world to*:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2yXJZe6_ug

*that's right, haplessly

mark s, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

pplains, I disagree. In my opinion, any pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at erupting volcanoes should go in the "pictures of dinosaurs gazing haplessly at erupting volcanoes" thread.

Moves like Javert (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

My kid has a pack of dinosaur fact cards and I was pleased that it contained this one:

https://i.imgur.com/OlPLlQ8.jpg

joygoat, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/a/FqaAJni

Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

I think the dinosaurs actually died the same way as I am dying right now, over Tom D.’s Paleo Weltschmerz post

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

I am so glad I read that now instead of when it was posted because I would have been inconsolable in front of other people in an official setting and there would be no way to explain any of it

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

http://e.cinescape.americadigital.pe/ima/0/0/1/9/4/194563.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 1 September 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UgX8r1g.gif

pplains, Saturday, 15 September 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

reposting bcz TREX01 is clearly ilxor bizarro gazzara, will we never be rid

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/e6/3e/19e63e88948065095ae82f5401968460.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link

would actually buy a poster of the third image itt

nashwan, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

https://cdns.yournewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/dino-asteroid-cancer-cure-678x381.jpg

'University Study: Metal From Asteroid That Killed Dinosaurs DESTROYS Cancer Cells'

pomenitul, Sunday, 7 October 2018 12:33 (five years ago) link

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SVvg6UkAnig/maxresdefault.jpg

devvvine, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/R7ep.gif

soref, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link

mr.steggy otm

jmm, Sunday, 7 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

trex01, it me

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 October 2018 15:34 (five years ago) link

lol at t-rex wandering into that lava flow

auuuughhh whyyyyyy

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 7 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

first one is a little too real imo

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

these are really nice additions

i like that last one because imagine getting murdered, and then just by chance it happens to be the real End of the World at the same moment

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

I'm having trouble fitting some of these clauses into the John Lennon song

rip van wanko, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

It's easy if you try.

nickn, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

the clauses are correct, it is j. lennon who was wrong

the Stanley Kubrick of testicular torsion (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

65.6 millin years ago

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

I like the asshole mammals in the first one. Also I regret not arranging them in story order - brontos, then "millin", then death eternal.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 19 November 2018 00:42 (five years ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

just celebrating the end of the 100 million years war!

calzino, Monday, 19 November 2018 00:53 (five years ago) link

this thread is a blessing

macropuente (map), Monday, 19 November 2018 01:09 (five years ago) link

"I like the asshole mammals in the first one."

Proto-mellivora capensis don't care.

Hideous Lump, Monday, 19 November 2018 04:25 (five years ago) link

or imagine being murderer (aka predator animal trying to survive) and it's the end of the world right after you kill the other dino friend. you'd be like "is god punishing the world for what i did? how important am i?"

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 November 2018 21:50 (yesterday) Permalink

I think that one is probably more like "Damnit! I was just about to eat!"

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Monday, 19 November 2018 04:41 (five years ago) link

the last one is very "For all my powers, I could not save _____": An image thread

soref, Monday, 19 November 2018 07:41 (five years ago) link

:( :(

saddest thing I’ve drawn pic.twitter.com/gm9TVa2dye

— Nathan W. Pyle (@nathanwpyle) November 27, 2018

mark s, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:30 (five years ago) link

lol, that's good. very Perry Bible Fellowship.

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

the whole thread there is good

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 27 November 2018 12:56 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ds-38kTXgAAbdwc.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

i've been thinking about the atlantic article upthread about the 'bad weekend' theory and the deccan volcanoes and the 72-year-old woman at princeton every day since i read it two weeks ago.

macropuente (map), Saturday, 8 December 2018 05:22 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

readable (subs only) LRB piece abt the event, complete with nice pictures: https://www.lrb.co.uk/v41/n01/francis-gooding/what-lives-and-what-dies

https://cdn.lrb.co.uk/assets/edillus/good08_4101_04.jpg

mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 10:58 (five years ago) link

feathered microraptor^^^ (or more correctly "chinese dragon") from liaoning fossil beds in north-eastern china

mark s, Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:00 (five years ago) link

v fancy lad

an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 January 2019 11:56 (five years ago) link

Was just at the museum of natural history earlier last week and clearly I don’t know much about dinos because I was amazed that some had feathers!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Saturday, 5 January 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link


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