OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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The story goes that Coltrane was using LSD after 1965. If so, then the overreach and incoherence of his final music, and his mingling with admiring but inferior talents like Alice Coltrane, the Yoko Ono of jazz, suggest that Coltrane might be the sixties’ first and foremost acid casualty, flailing out rather than flaming out, the peak of his late style already behind him.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

Coltrane’s late style began on the legendary Davis album Kind of Blue (1959), and jazz began to die there too.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

lol the yoko ono of jazz, great job

tylerw, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

holy god

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

I find the Yoko Ono of Jazz to be a kind of compelling and entertaining idea, but probably not for the reasons that writer intended

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:02 (five years ago) link

innovative, collaborative, deeply spiritual, great discography, underrated and unjustly maligned thx to misogyny = yup checks all those boxes

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

haha yeah. amazing that we're celebrating 50 years of yoko as a shitty sexist punchline this year! she must be doing something right.

tylerw, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

https://www.xlr8r.com/reviews/review-houghton-festival-2018

do you think they regret any of the sets they missed?

boxedjoy, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

That Yoko / Alice thing made the rounds on twitter, and while I get that it's tone deaf, I don't have a problem with it necessarily for two reasons: 1. like Οὖτις says above, it's actually a flattering and apt comparison in spite of itself, and 2. while it may be a bullshit and wrong opinion, people are allowed to have those

Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

You do have a problem with, you think it's wrong and bullshit.

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

omg

The next morning, rumours abounded that Jane Fitz had played a mind-bending techno set at Houghton’s secret stage deep into the small hours; while access last year required a train journey, this year it was reachable by a short walk back through the campsite. Options inside the arena were so good that I never felt the need to work out the hidden spot’s exact location, but Fitz’ performance generated some envy-inducing hype

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

2. while it may be a bullshit and wrong opinion, people are allowed to have those

― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, August 28, 2018 3:05 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

referring you back to the thread title

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

Who is the Yoko ono of acid house?

Or of crunk?

Runcibly spooning (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 August 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

That article is chock full of shitty jazz opinions besides the Alice stuff!

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:51 (five years ago) link

There are some aspects of it I agree with. If I had to pick just one John Coltrane album to listen to for the rest of my life, it would be Crescent, not A Love Supreme and certainly not Ascension or anything after. I also think Hank Mobley doesn't get nearly enough critical love, and was glad to see his name pop up.

grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 01:33 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

John Coltrane really does bring out the worst in people (music writers):

Coltrane enters with a vortex of obsessively involuted streaks of chordal fragments that yield to furious, sound-shredded shrieks and bellows that suggest the will to break through the stuff of harmonic investigation to sheer expressive sound, the swinging patterns of pounding rhythm to shifting biocentric undulations.

From:
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/sun-ship-the-complete-session-john-coltranes-musical-documentary

dinnerboat, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

mmm I love a good medium rare streak, the chordal the better!

You like queer? I like queer. Still like queer. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:06 (five years ago) link

I was on board until 'biocentric'.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

yeah i stayed on a surprising long time, then - wipeout

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

Should have left it at "the stuff of harmonic investigation," which sounds like a Leonard Cohen line.

dinnerboat, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

I wavered at 'pounding' but 'biocentric' did me in.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

I was going to say it's like someone tried to write a review using only Robert Pollard song titles.

Evan, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

go the full lovecraft dude: biofugal undulations

mark s, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

lmao brody!!!!

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

stick to film crit i guess?

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

not that i necessarily want him to do that either

princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

a vortex of obsessively hideous streaks of cosmic fragments that yield to furious, squamous shrieks and bellows that suggest the will to break through the stuff of unspeakable investigation to sheer blasphemous sound, the accursed patterns of nameless rhythm to shifting biofugal undulations

(he used primordial in another sentence, to qualify new orleans lol, dude it was like 100 years ago not 500 thousand)

mark s, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

(actually fungoid is better than squamous)

mark s, Monday, 22 October 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

You guys are made of tougher stuff than I am... I bailed at involuted

jazz is tough to write about, what with no lyrics to analyse. But it sure does inspire a lot of writers to try to do 'word jazz'.

enochroot, Monday, 22 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

I was on board until 'biocentric'.

lol exactly where i got off too (even though i had to double-check the meaning of involuted)

in twelve parts (lamonti), Thursday, 25 October 2018 06:59 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Man that writer is in for a real shock when she finds out about Vice

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:49 (five years ago) link

the writing is awful but it's not like they're wrong

dyl, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

tired of takes on appropriation that focus on one individual tho

dyl, Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:54 (five years ago) link

Sure bindis were a general 90s fashion no?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

The harajuku girls side of it ... probably something wrong there. Asian women as props for diva sort of thing.

I dunno. I thought the point of Gwen stefani was at least partly the jouissance of playing dress up in crazy clothes, which feels maybe healthier than Britney in school uniform saying hit me.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

I think this article makes it clear that if you try and do a critique of cultural appropriation in crazily exorbitant mixed media pop music entities you'll run into trouble

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

I couldn’t finish it. Lost the plot somewhere around “it wasn’t until Twitter raised my consciousness...”

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

Gwen Stefani Has Been Culturally Appropriating For Twenty Years And Now I Kind Of Want To Die

omar little, Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

I always want the authors of these pieces to take their logic to its inevitable conclusion. "Gwen Stefani Is Of English And Italian Descent. Here Are The Clothes It Is Acceptable For Her To Wear In Videos And Photo Shoots."

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:46 (five years ago) link

sounds like task better suited to those who vociferously deny the reality of appropriation as a phenomenon or who acknowledge it exists but emphatically declare it to be value-neutral or Not Harmful Actually

dyl, Saturday, 17 November 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

I dunno. If there's a problem with what she did, isn't there a hypothetical thing she could have done instead?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 17 November 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

wait til she finds out about the Village People

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

The clickbait trend of re-appraising things that were made in a cultural context very different to this one as Actually Bad Because It Isn't Woke will give this thread material for years to come.

triggercut, Sunday, 18 November 2018 15:47 (five years ago) link

it is a very bad & badly written piece for sure

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, 18 November 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

Was the cultural context of the late 90s/early 00s really that different? It's fair to debate the idea of cultural appropriation or its harmfulness but the ideas were not unfamiliar at that time. xp

Locked in silent monologue, in silent scream (Sund4r), Sunday, 18 November 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

it's a terribly written piece, for sure, but the idea that "the context was different" in this circumstance is simply that the criticisms of these moves made by Stefani et al weren't being heard because those who made them were less able to be heard

boxedjoy, Sunday, 18 November 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

^^^^

It’s very surreal to hear the “it was a different time” defence wheeled out for stuff that I was alive for, like political correctness was invented 5 years ago or something

coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 18 November 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

(That’s more of a general comment than anything to do w this thing I haven’t read)

coetzee.cx (wins), Sunday, 18 November 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

fwiw I definitely read criticism of the harajuku girls at the time--quite probably the Salon piece linked in the article

rob, Sunday, 18 November 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link


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