The German language

I see Dingsbums or just Dings in the dictionary but I have never really used or come across these before.

What’s-his-name = wie-hieß-er-noch
So-and-so = soundso
Dings/Dingsbums is reserved for inanimate objects, for people it's Dingens/Dingenskirchen.

That’s perfect, thanks!

nach wie vor

It means “we for natch”

naw wir gegen es mayne

seriously this fkn language

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/05/world/europe/merkel-storm-translation-germany.html

Speaking at a technology conference on Tuesday, Ms. Merkel, known as a staid, no-drama politician, told a self-deprecating anecdote about being widely mocked online five years ago after she described the internet as some mysterious expanse of “uncharted territory.”

She chuckled at the memory of the digital blowback.

“It generated quite a shitstorm,” she said, using the English term — because Germans, it turns out, do not have one of their own.

Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän

Learned in school, never forgotten.

Um sie den Arm geschlungen zag,
sprach er mit sanftem Zungenschlag,
was war das für ein Schlangenzug,
der mich in deine Zangen schlug.

Es war einmal ein Leibesriese,
der machte eine Liebesreise.
Des Abends sprach er: „Reib es, Liese!“
Und Liese kam und rieb es leise.

Frohe Weihnachten!

wot's german for wobs

It's pronounced 'vaubz'.

ach, ein lehnwort!

Wie so oft.

Fast immer, glaube ich

Redewendung des Tages: Pi mal Daumen.

Oder besser gesagt:
Gott sei Dank, es ist Pi-Tag!

Pi-Tag ist 22/7.

warum?

das ist pi-annaeherungstag

3.14 ist kein Datum in der deutsche Schreibweise.

Vielleicht doch in Texas?

wikipedia:

https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi-Tag

Zum anderen wird ein Pi-Annäherungstag (Pi Approximation Day) am 22. Juli gefeiert, mit dem die näherungsweise Darstellung von π durch Archimedes als 22/7 ≈ 3,14 geehrt werden soll.

pi ist 3,14

Kleinvieh macht auch Mist.

Small /something/ power also poop?

small animals also poop I think

Sorry little m not big M - 'makes'.

My favorite word was always 'Eisdiele', not sure why. Typical grade school bs I guess.

Kruzitürken!

Was zum Kuckuck?

Dann gibt es Mort und Totschlag.

Was zum Kuckuck?

Fjandinn hafi það!

der Gabelstaplerführerschein

anyone have any good tips/cheats to look our for (and use) for more native-sounding vernacular spoken german?

e.g. in french class you'll learn to use 'ne... pas' to negate a verb but often in spoken french they'll just drop the ne completely. similarly, privileging use of 'on' over 'nous'; adding 'quoi' for emphasis; running words together ('tu as dansé hier soir' becomes 't'as dansé hier soir' etc). that's before you get to even slang words (les mecs; BCBG; bouffer; etc)

^probably all bad habits (certainly in written french) but w/e

well German has slang too of course, you could also lean into a Dialekt

but even after living in Germany for a year my lecturers told me I spoke like a book so I'm probably not going to be that helpful

use "halt" in every sentence

use "ne?" at the end of a sentence to mean "which i'm sure we all agree on?", use "oder?" to mean "don't you think so?" (slightly less rhetorical), never use past simple unless you want to sound like the finanzamt or a 19th century nursery rhyme. "na?" is "sup?", use "zwo" instead of "zwei" (espec on telephone) "geil" for "wicked"/"awesome" (although that is kinda teenage) i'm sure further tips will occur to me later

re: past simple - what i mean is use present perfect instead, regardless of how counterintuitive it might seem

also, folks rarely say in a cafe, bakery "ich möchte.../ ich hätte gerne...", preferring "noun/ ein noun bitte" or "krieg ich noun" oder "ich nehme noun"

ha, I remember I used to ask for the check by saying “Herr Ober, ich möchte bezahlen, bitte.“ My Turkish friend put me straight

I never use my (at best intermediate) German any more but I still sometimes end English sentences with “oder”

if something is good say <<das ist der Hammer>>

Somebody once told me it was a bit more idiomatic to say “ein wenig”as opposed to “ein bisschen.”

Klar

these are all great thanks. so far some others I have learned as I start the journey from A0 - just say “wie geht’s” not “wie geht es einen/dir”; just say “wiedersehn” or even tschüss

“Ciao“ works as well, these days.

And it’s “Wie geht es Ihnen,” not “einen.”