Albo seems to be aware that he is not the charismatic leader that a federal party needs
not that this has stopped Labor in the past, forcing Beazley to the top twice despite his repeated insistence that he didn't want the job and was not the man for it
― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 16:53 (five years ago) link
https://media.timeout.com/images/103374494/1372/772/image.jpg
What do you mean, , ‘not charismatic’?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 23 August 2018 20:50 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/7z46aHE.jpg
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Thursday, 23 August 2018 22:40 (five years ago) link
I'm trying to find that clip where he drew on the whiteboard and said "RAIL, BABY!" but cant.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 00:26 (five years ago) link
fuck me dead
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
why are we always at an airport/on a plane when politics goes troppo
xp I don't think this is exactly it, but bless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdKRHEn6veQ
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 24 August 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link
this savage fucking piece of shit
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link
but at least it’s someone abbott and murdoch hate
would you rather be shat on from a great height or at close range
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 24 August 2018 04:12 (five years ago) link
Matt yeah thats the one!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 24 August 2018 04:14 (five years ago) link
would you rather be shat on from a great height or at close rangeperfect, absolutely perfect
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:31 (five years ago) link
all-time best metaphor
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 10:32 (five years ago) link
australia, this morninghttps://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/54/2018/01/Handmaids-Tale-920x518.jpg
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 24 August 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
Anyone who uses the abbreviation ScoMo needs to be rendered into soap.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:52 (five years ago) link
ScuMo
― ▫◌▫ (sic), Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:53 (five years ago) link
Anyone who uses the abbreviation ScoMo needs to be rendered into soap.otfm. he’s not a cuddly knockabout teddy bear, he’s a racist homophobic transphobic anti-abortion coal-loving piece of shit.
― Everything to do with chocolate (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:40 (five years ago) link
Scomo shlomo
― F# A# (∞), Saturday, 25 August 2018 03:45 (five years ago) link
[SAD TROMBONE]
#Newspoll Federal 2 Party Preferred: L/NP 44 (-5) ALP 56 (+5) #auspol— GhostWhoVotes (@GhostWhoVotes) August 26, 2018
#Newspoll Preferred PM: Morrison 33 (-11 compared to Turnbull) Shorten 39 (+7) #auspol— GhostWhoVotes (@GhostWhoVotes) August 26, 2018
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 August 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
I will never stop laughing at this, never ever.
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 26 August 2018 12:10 (five years ago) link
Darling of the anti wind movement in energy and an MCA lawyer in environment. Fuck these clowns.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 26 August 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link
news corp is racist
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 08:01 (five years ago) link
wait, that’s not zeitgeist, that’s all the timecarry on
who fuckin tonightwho fuckin tonight
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 16 September 2018 11:37 (five years ago) link
I thought this was going to be about which millionaire oldsters like bullying 9 year old girls.
Also where is the gofundme where we can contribute to her college fund?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 16 September 2018 13:26 (five years ago) link
at first I was like 'should I tell Ed about HECS' then realised we'd be more americanised than ever by the time she finishes high school so fair enough
― Cardigan B (King Boy Pato), Monday, 17 September 2018 10:35 (five years ago) link
^^^
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 17 September 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link
i am sick to fucking death of people referring to various rancid bigoted piles of subhuman fucking dick biscuit as “the prime minister”
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 09:09 (five years ago) link
Eh, you'll get numb to it after 19 months.
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:35 (five years ago) link
Is that when the next one is due?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:47 (five years ago) link
See, you've got something to look forward to!
― pplains, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/adOd5S0.jpg
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
Morrison could push the election to November, giving him 15 months in the job, but is very unlikely to split the lower house and the Senate elections in one year. The Senate has to hold their election by May 18th, because of Trumble's double dissolution.
― Mighty Seething Bat (sic), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link
holy shit VG NAILS the thread title
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link
fifth prime minister is a sewing needle
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link
sewing needle would be best prime minister in 20 years tbh
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link
side-note to Adam and Trayce: Hope That I Get Polled Before I Die: THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS 1982-2002 POLL - Voting, Campaigning, Discussing
― Mighty Seething Bat (sic), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link
oh shit cheers sic
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 20 September 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link
the current prime minister is a shit fucking dickhead
(I have been saying this for most of the last 22 and a half years)
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:06 (five years ago) link
This one is worse because he is prime minister right now.
In other news Harry for Presdetn?
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:10 (five years ago) link
this cockbiscuit wants to let schools boot out gay kids because he's the next toxic bigot rolled out by the toxic bigot party
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:18 (five years ago) link
i have completely run out of things to say, they're subhuman turd scooters
― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 October 2018 11:19 (five years ago) link
another normal day in australia: the toxic bigot party votes for neo-nazi slogans in the senate
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 October 2018 10:33 (five years ago) link
I never expected someone who got elected as the ‘human headline’ to be less of a cockfarmer than a good 50% of parliament.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 15 October 2018 11:45 (five years ago) link
And the self-proclaimed "centrists" being better on social justice and general not-shitness than the ALP
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link
(which centrists?)
the federal ALP have been in a behaviour and policy nosedive since the NSW ALP govt began a protracted implosion under the weight of its corruption wing in 2005, and the federal party went "hmmm, let's learn exactly nothing from any of this and start copying their moves"
― My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 01:14 (five years ago) link
The Centre Alliance
Irritatingly, having been in Mayo electorate forever, we finally got rid of the Coalition and got Rebekah Sharkie in, and now I've just been redistributed into Christopher fucking Pyne's electorate
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link
look at it this way: you get to vote against him
I stayed registered at my mother's address for years so I could go out on election day and vote against Philip Ruddock to cancel her out
― My Gig: The Thin Beast (sic), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 06:13 (five years ago) link
so far this week we've had:
** 'it's ok to be white', validated by the Liberal party** sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to remove it** moving the embassy to Jerusalem, forgetting that any ultra-Orthodox in Wentworth who'd be impressed have already pre-polled** insulting the former Kiribati president in typical Liberal fashion** Barnaby Joyce! Getting back on the (Nationals leadership) horse?** weird smearing emails to Wentworth voters** i've probably missed something including whatever dumb shit the prime minister has said
AND IT'S ONLY WEDNESDAY
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 10:49 (five years ago) link
this Frank Spencer-esque prime ministership is way too hectic, seriously
― riposte malone (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 10:50 (five years ago) link