Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

matt-paul manaforte

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

the autobuys

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Free Shipping

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Tonald Drump. . . is definitely going to be a band name after the apocalypse, by some young kids who vaguely remember the before-fore times.

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

cōhenjihyakkei

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

The Beige Slacks

Dr. Goldfood and the Grill Bombs (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

And their offshoot/non-amicable split band, the Pleated Trousers

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

individual-2tone

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

Humble Yield
The Break Evens
Stagnant Crumb
The Vintage Dress

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

tbf I've always thought Iron and Wine was about the most boring name possible, kind of hard to top that

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

The Blues Brothers

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

The Jazz Brothers

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Department of Buildings

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Dressing on the Side

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

(no offense man!)

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

sic

bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

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wtf

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link

The Guys

Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

The Chicos

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

opening for Los Guys

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

Blueslovers R Us

Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 05:04 (three years ago) link

Providing Agreeable Music Outcomes

Maltrsnapper, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 07:55 (three years ago) link

Shearer

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 08:11 (three years ago) link

Guest

Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

The How's It Goings

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:58 (three years ago) link

Harold Schwarzengrubbieniere and the Lens Cases

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

The Sorry Canadians

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, October 19, 2020 10:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

(no offense man!)

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, October 19, 2020 10:29 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

lol, no that's pretty otm

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

Soft Shoe Revue

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

The Binomials

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

The Smartphones

jmm, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:02 (three years ago) link

The Small Town Mayors

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link

The Minutes Of The City Council Meeting

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

Filing Cabinet

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

and spinoff band Card Catalog

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

Bazinga and the Big Bang Theories

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

Ben & Joe

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

Campus and the Meter Data

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

Small Data

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

The Googles

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

The Comfy Cushions

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

Tables 'n' Chairs

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

Beige Corduroy

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

Saw an ad a while back for a local band (UK) called Screamin' Miss Jackson & The Slap Ya Mama Big Band. And you already know what they are going to sound like

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

polka?

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

Close. Polkacore iirc.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

just posh demi-hipsters demi-hipstering

Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

tbh this reminds me that I've always struggled to come up with an apt comparison to "Car Seat Headrest". It's such a perfectly maximized trio of mundane, arbitrary and clunky. The perfect worst band name ever. Like naming your band Bottom Left Cabinet Hinge or something else from a random page of a product manual.

Evan, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link


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