FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews

NFC
AFC

washington one is great

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3v3iaU4AAaO84.jpg

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since ‘99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?

Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.

NOPE. YOU WILL NOT STOP DANNY ETLING! 😱😱😱 #NEvsNYG pic.twitter.com/Y3HgpyNBxt

— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018

Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.

Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019

hey, that's cool

After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019

Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo

"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."

I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/brown.jpg?w=443?w=1&crop=0&zoom=2o,g

Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26141998/former-te-winslow-jail-accused-lewd-acts

Foles to the Jags, 4/88

that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB

(would've been neater last year, but still)

rumors are desean jackson back to philly

hoo boy

!

Browns getting OBJ from the Giants

Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019

Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019

This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime

wow

lol steelers front office

going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm

meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.

SU-PER BOWL!! SU-PER BOWL!!

https://nbclatino.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/200344289-001.jpg?w=640&h=480&crop=1

Tannehill to the Titans

Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins

Now this is a bad uni:

https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2019%2F0405%2Fr524688_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=1140&cquality=40&format=jpg

oof

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2828649-what-happened-in-green-bay

summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?

the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.

This dude is strong.

Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size.... pic.twitter.com/s6QjAkA3zO

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019

whoa!

Johnny Manziel wants to be called "John Manziel" now. https://t.co/Zo04TGj887 pic.twitter.com/Jl4beFhCyV

— L.A. Times Sports (@latimessports) April 8, 2019

It's not Johnny Football anymore, it's John Foot

no longer a boy, not yet a manz

Just talked to a Redskins source who told me Dan Snyder has "taken over the first round of the draft."

The last time that happened the Redskins traded two future No. 1's and a No. 2 to move up for Robert Griffin.

— Grant Paulsen (@granthpaulsen) April 24, 2019

lol

Patrick Peterson PED suspension 6 games....

Celebrating 20 years of HATCAT football!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/resizer/ABrQnOvreCN7d3RWGiIAs0U_XKg=/1484x0/arc-anglerfish-washpost-prod-washpost.s3.amazonaws.com/public/622ECRDTSMI6TEZRGC6FQNXURY.jpg

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/05/22/its-been-years-since-daniel-snyder-bought-redskins-heres-season-by-season-look/?utm_term=.1ef7caed22ac

"Snyder, 54, hasn’t lived up to that promise. Under his leadership, the Redskins have had four times as many head coaches (8) as playoff wins (2). Splashy free agent signings haven’t produced victories — Washington is 139-180 since Snyder bought the team — and one of the more loyal fan bases in professional sports has been gradually driven away."

wow i guess the wapo will now have its press passes revoked/have to refer to the hatcats as a 'dc-area nfl franchise'

More deal details: Carson Wentz’s four-year contract extension includes an NFL-record $107.9 million guaranteed, including $66 million fully guaranteed at signing, per source.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) June 7, 2019

https://deadspin.com/report-kellen-winslow-ii-couldnt-stop-masturbating-in-1835493794

He could count on having an empty seat next to him on any team flight, due to his ritual of watching hardcore pornography on his portable DVD player, according to those sources. On one occasion, an equipment manager tasked with delivering gear to lockers after hours walked in on Winslow masturbating at his locker, two seats away from the entrance, according to two team officials familiar with the incident.

When pornography became widely available on mobile phones, he often watched it on his smartphone during meetings, the two former teammates said (nowadays, such sites would typically be blocked by the building WiFi). Teammates begged out of shared hotel room assignments with Winslow because he watched pornography and masturbated openly, with no regard for who was in the room, a teammate and an official said.

Later on in his career, after being sent to Tampa Bay via trade, Winslow acquired a life-sized silicone mold of a woman’s torso—complete with vagina and anus—to bring with him on road trips, according to one former assistant coach.

i mean what the

probably one of the best pieces of press he's received honestly

not saying Kellen’s “hold my beer” effort after watching Aaron Hernandez ascend to the throne of history’s creepiest tight end will ultimately crown him but he has given it an impressive try.

ffs is it week 1 yet

rip jared lorenzen