Come Up With The Most Boring Band Name Possible

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The Drudge

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

Brekzit Boyz

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

The Not Sure

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

Stodge

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

(xxpost and barely related, but I'm semi-impressed with my cleverness in realizing there are only 249 Google results for 'you Brexit, you bought it'.)

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Lefsetz and the Bobs

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

Kansas

faculty w1fe (silby), Monday, 20 August 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

The Cats

josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

endless respect to kitties but it was the most unimaginative band name i could think of

josh az (2011nostalgia), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

Lon and the Mowers

Bruise Harmsby and the Rage (Old Lunch), Monday, 20 August 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

Cup for Water

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

Credit Card

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

Blues Band

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

The Band

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

Headrest

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

Car Seat

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

Car

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

Slowbrow

nashwan, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

The Drumbeats

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

BND

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

The Permalinks

nashwan, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

Honestly, I'll take boring name/good band (The Internet, The The, The Band, The Cars, Suicide, etc.) any day over the usual try-hard band name/mediocre music.

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:04 (five years ago) link

The Aluminum Sidings

incarcerated moonfaces (how's life), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:11 (five years ago) link

Eric's Band

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

xxp "Suicide" is not a boring name!

stan in the place where you work (morrisp), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

It's a perfect name and completely accurate for the famous, beloved Suicide. So maybe there's a fine line between boring and simple, and it comes down to how good the band is? I'm sure there are 1,000 generic goth and/or metal bands called Suicide littering history. . .

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:35 (five years ago) link

There’s dozens of bands called Requiem I think but I don’t think Requiem is a boring name for a band

faculty w1fe (silby), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

Coupon Collectorz

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

Form 1095-B

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

matt-paul manaforte

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

the autobuys

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

Free Shipping

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

Tonald Drump. . . is definitely going to be a band name after the apocalypse, by some young kids who vaguely remember the before-fore times.

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link

cōhenjihyakkei

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

The Beige Slacks

Dr. Goldfood and the Grill Bombs (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

And their offshoot/non-amicable split band, the Pleated Trousers

Soundslike, Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link

individual-2tone

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 23:33 (five years ago) link

Humble Yield
The Break Evens
Stagnant Crumb
The Vintage Dress

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

tbf I've always thought Iron and Wine was about the most boring name possible, kind of hard to top that

vanjie wail (qiqing), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:05 (five years ago) link

The Blues Brothers

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:28 (five years ago) link

The Jazz Brothers

faculty w1fe (silby), Wednesday, 22 August 2018 22:31 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Department of Buildings

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Dressing on the Side

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

(no offense man!)

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

sic

bagel in the streets, donut in the sheets (morrisp), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

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wtf

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link

The Guys

Here Comes a Slightly Irregular (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:39 (three years ago) link

The Chicos

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

opening for Los Guys

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link


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