incredible
― niels, Monday, 20 August 2018 09:03 (five years ago) link
extremely good dog
― ghost beef (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 August 2018 09:58 (five years ago) link
have not stopped thinking about this since I saw it. it’s so good pic.twitter.com/zYYy7moKGX— Megan Frantz (@megsfrantz) August 27, 2018
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 August 2018 01:48 (five years ago) link
Must Retrieve pic.twitter.com/Q8XTBbn0bB— Animal Life (@animalIife) August 29, 2018
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 August 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
Some retrievers have webbed toes...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link
that's a good dog
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 30 August 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link
such a good dog
― niels, Thursday, 30 August 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/HxudcV0
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/78t6mc9.gif
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 30 August 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
i can't get over this dachsund's strung-out-on-meth-at-hour-72 expression
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmC28JWVAAAtf4O.jpg
― macropuente (map), Sunday, 2 September 2018 03:52 (five years ago) link
i like that dachshund
― the late great, Sunday, 2 September 2018 06:07 (five years ago) link
https://78.media.tumblr.com/7274ad455882ec2049c452b7ec074374/tumblr_peux70LDgT1v5s7ico1_400.gif
― bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 September 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
dogs are great
― niels, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 07:22 (five years ago) link
I could watch this all day.pic.twitter.com/MtIUJdjAUD— Maggie Resists Trump (@Stop_Trump20) October 25, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 October 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link
Someone likes to swim pic.twitter.com/AaqG0puADq— Pnk Hippo (@pnkhippo) June 30, 2018
just posting this here so i can try to play them both at the same time
― the fleeking of america (Karl Malone), Thursday, 25 October 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link
you know you would help riley out
This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/KA9BO2SAL9— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) October 22, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 5 November 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link
this is my dog blog, i guess
does anyone here like dogs
me🐶irl https://t.co/WUbz0ot50H pic.twitter.com/Soup4zzbYE— me irl (@it_meirl_bot) November 10, 2018
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
the leaf pile videos here are everything
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link
Dillon still loves a pile of leaves. But then, so does my niece - maybe it's a universal thing. Imagine being a sleepy hedgehog and someone comes smashing through your bed...
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link
it's one of the worst nightmares, for a hedgehog
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
it's right up there with humans calling them "sonic". yes we know, sonic the hedgehog, they have heard it so many times it's unbelievable
karl, i like dogs fyi
― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link
I've been dogsitting for my father and stepmother this weekend.
Indiana, a yorkie mix puppy, is the worst dog. She shits in the house immediately after walks, and leaps up to dining room tables to shred newspapers. Yesterday, she negotiated the dining room chairs (which were correctly placed under the table) to eat my bluetooth headphones and laptop power supply.
JJ, their two year old hound with a troubled past, is the second worst dog. She was found in January guarding her first owner's body after a suicide, was tazered by police, and my stepmother adopted her. After a month she started appreciating what life had to offer, but she still refuses to relieve herself on walks, demanding to be released to her spot on the driveway at precisely 9 AM and 9 PM. She also cries for hours and peels the paint off bedroom doors if separated from humans. As they're forbidden to enter my father's rooms, I've now spent 2 nights sleeping on a couch with two dogs sleeping atop me. The two of them were happy with this arrangement.
http://i66.tinypic.com/18bu6g.jpg
This has reinforced my belief that Teufel, my vacant lot born adopted mutt, is the best dog. He has never once in six years either relieved himself in the house or destroyed anything but designated dog toys. Those, he destroys those in minutes. He has observed the youngsters with evident disgust.
http://i63.tinypic.com/14vl7bc.jpg
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link
sanpaku how old is Indiana? maybe she'll learn with some more time. poor JJ, though. that is a sad story. your father and stepmother are wonderful for taking her in.
bizarro, do you have dogs?
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link
also did you all see Riley, a few posts up? i fucking love that guy.
For emphases (and because I may have screwed up the syntax): Teufel, the best dog.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link
Oops sorry for the repost. Seems I got it right the first time.
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link
Indiana is probably 7 or 8 months old now. She's adorable, but how can one have a dog that hates electronics as she does?
― They Bunged Him in My Growler (Sanpaku), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link
― i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link
Not as bad as folks burning piles of leaves, I imagine. Hard to be a 'hog.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Sunday, 11 November 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link
Riley is wonderful.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
We are getting a dog on Sunday. Our lovely old Boswell died at Easter in 2017, and we have been sadly dogless long enough.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 05:34 (five years ago) link
congrats on getting a new pup! (i call all dogs pups, regardless of age, sorry)
would appreciate a pic or two when you get it! :)
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:41 (five years ago) link
this is my dog, Bird, about 5 minutes before becoming a temporary cone dog:https://i.imgur.com/A7WTc6U.jpgshe had to wear it for about a week because she kept licking a small abrasion on her leg and making it worsehttps://i.imgur.com/TS0f38e.jpg
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:57 (five years ago) link
key fact: Bird is my very best friend in the entire world, and is the very best friend that has ever existed in the entire history of the world
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 05:58 (five years ago) link
Dogs are greatThat’s one nice doggo you got there
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 12 November 2018 06:15 (five years ago) link
she loves to sleep on top of feet
― Karl Malone, Monday, 12 November 2018 06:33 (five years ago) link
a+ dog
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 07:57 (five years ago) link
wearing the hell out of that cone too
dogs are good friends
― niels, Monday, 12 November 2018 08:14 (five years ago) link
great dog
― nxd, Monday, 12 November 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link
All these dogs are extremely excellent dogs
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 12 November 2018 10:14 (five years ago) link
Bird is so clearly a very good dog.
― Fetchboy, Monday, 12 November 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link
i wanna share!
bowtie boy was good now waiting for his puppuccino
https://i.imgur.com/3wF8luA.jpg
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
look at that face! extremely good boy imo
― I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 November 2018 16:35 (five years ago) link
lots of very good dogs itt
― gbx, Monday, 12 November 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link
should have shot and posted some footage of the dead-eyed, yappy dachshund I used to live next door to, just to balance things out. though she probably was a good dog too, deep down inside.
― oder doch?, Monday, 12 November 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link
Yappy dogs are unhappy dogs. Dogs bark when they're fearful.
It's really unfortunate that humans have bred so many breeds to be yappy. Imagine being born from a 2-300 year legacy of the most anxiety ridden people.
Sometimes, I walk with a pocket of duck jerky dog treats. I've fed them through fences to yappy dogs (Teufel of course gets his).
― Sanpaku, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 00:23 (five years ago) link
guys look at this fuckin’ golden retriever / German shepherd cross
https://66.media.tumblr.com/114b28148bf645c25deb72c027fbcbc1/tumblr_inline_pb6svjioLI1r3gakg_540.jpg
― sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link
i love him
welp, you could boop mah nose if you want to, i love it
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link