FOLES RUSH IN: 2018 nfl qb carousel and miscellaneous offseasoning thread

"i was a boy who liked to write long before i was a man who liked to hit people"

entertaining season, but browns seem deeply dysfunctional

Is that quote real bc that’s amazing

In Cleveland: A receiver is struggling to catch the ball in practice. Hue "punishes" him by requiring him to catch *30* balls from the JUGS machine after practice. His coaches & the GM watch from folding chairs as he literally counts to 30.
Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh: pic.twitter.com/2ieeHYDHsm

— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) August 15, 2018

with the appropriate preseason caveats, philly 1st team offense looks abominable and pats defense looks p nice

for a min i'm like.. no one cares about the preseason and then i'm like BRADY JULES I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH

patterson is fast alright

foxboro and its terrible, terrible music

with the appropriate preseason caveats

oh, you

preseason game announcing is a delight tbh

scott zolak on the pats game now talking about sharks, different kinds of things that sharks do.. a shark vs a bear, zolak vs a bear, ninko, you see any bears in foxboro?

ninko: i saw a coyote once in foxboro

zolak: that's a wolf with mange

fuck this atavistic bullshit sport and fuck you for watching it

― El Tomboto, Sunday, August 19, 2018 11:28 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my favorite variation of above is people on twitter who are morally superior to NFL fans yet love the WWE, where all its veterans live til 60 before ODing or killing themselves or someone else and who's power structure is actually directly tied to the Trump org and Linda McMahon serves in the administration

these people usually care about anime

the NFL without question is bad for humanity, but the eagles are good

I’d root for the Eagles either way but it’s nice that they’ve made it so easy by being so likable.

lol'd at these, @dril tweet season previews

NFC
AFC

washington one is great

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dl3v3iaU4AAaO84.jpg

sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv.

While do those dudes look bigger than gronk who is a literal giant

it's a trick of the eye. gronk is sitting 20-feet behind those men.

At what point is it safe to say that Baker Mayfield is the greatest Browns QB since ‘99? Can we say it now or do we have to wait for the regular season to start?

i believe you are talking about tyrod taylor?

Safe to say Drew Stanton as well.

NOPE. YOU WILL NOT STOP DANNY ETLING! 😱😱😱 #NEvsNYG pic.twitter.com/Y3HgpyNBxt

— NFL (@NFL) August 31, 2018

Breaking: Baltimore has agreement in principle to trade former Super Bowl MVP Joe Flacco to the Broncos, league sources told ESPN.

Trade cannot be processed until new NFL league year begins Wednesday, March 13. Teams prohibited from commenting on deal or terms surrounding it.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 13, 2019

hey, that's cool

After debating it during the regular season, Jason Witten has ended his NFL retirement to return to the Dallas Cowboys.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 28, 2019

Witten's commentary got a little better over the course of the season, but I guess he realized he was never going to be Tony Romo

"sports agents have to be some of the worst ppl alive right? look at these goddamn pantomime villains. looks like they're kidnapping him or holding him hostage. gronk's constant slight bewilderment is not helping obv."

I believe I saw a comic in 2000AD that a sports agent had to eat a complete Gronk before it was allowed to manage a Gronk. It might have been in Strontium Dog.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2019/03/brown.jpg?w=443?w=1&crop=0&zoom=2o,g

Kellen Winslow is still doing creep crimes

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26141998/former-te-winslow-jail-accused-lewd-acts

Foles to the Jags, 4/88

that's where I was hoping he'd go, who knows if it'll work out but it will be neat to see this Jags team with an actual QB

(would've been neater last year, but still)

rumors are desean jackson back to philly

hoo boy

!

Browns getting OBJ from the Giants

Odell Beckham Jr. traded to Cleveland, as @MikeGarafolo reported.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 12, 2019

Here are the trade terms: Giants recieve a first-round pick in 2019 (No. 17 overall), the Browns' second third-round pick this year and S Jabril Peppers, source tells ESPN. Browns get Odell Beckham Jr.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 13, 2019

This might be the best Browns team of my lifetime

wow

lol steelers front office

going to assume brownie isn't here cos they're popping champagne cork atm

meanwhile my boys just had the expected fire sale.

SU-PER BOWL!! SU-PER BOWL!!

https://nbclatino.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/200344289-001.jpg?w=640&h=480&crop=1

Tannehill to the Titans

Cool I'm taking off three years from watching the Tankfins

Now this is a bad uni:

https://a1.espncdn.com/combiner/i?img=%2Fphoto%2F2019%2F0405%2Fr524688_1296x729_16%2D9.jpg&w=1140&cquality=40&format=jpg

oof

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2828649-what-happened-in-green-bay

summary: McCarthy was an unimaginative coach who never adapted and checked out when the team started losing, Rodgers is a diva who randomly puts people in the doghouse, the front office was obsessed with youth and let talented players walk, rookie receivers were caught between listening to Rodgers and listening to the coaching staff, everyone thinks they should have won 5 Super Bowls...sound about right?

the old jets unis were classic--the problem was the team, coaching, and organization.

This dude is strong.

Time of year when small school guys get to show they can compete on the big stage. This is 320-pound, Western Illinois DT Khalen Saunders (@khalenNOTkaylen), who is heading to the Senior Bowl next week. Backflips at his size.... pic.twitter.com/s6QjAkA3zO

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) January 16, 2019

whoa!

Johnny Manziel wants to be called "John Manziel" now. https://t.co/Zo04TGj887 pic.twitter.com/Jl4beFhCyV

— L.A. Times Sports (@latimessports) April 8, 2019

It's not Johnny Football anymore, it's John Foot