Show me some men who look like old lesbians!

Lovely photo of my aunt and her partner of 12 years :) pic.twitter.com/7A5HJJsa60

— Mr. To Damn Good (@FamousCeleb) August 13, 2018

UK's worst* journalist, james ball

*joint? w/helen lewis

Best frying pans in the business come from the folks at @stargazeriron. I (Olga) cook everything in this pan. Holidays are coming up. You know what to get. pic.twitter.com/OYuhmXrMkf

— Adam Carolla (@adamcarolla) November 14, 2018

Those lips have never touched a clit in their existence.

http://www.dvdbeaver.com/200/true_stories_blu-ray_/menu_08_true_stories_blu-ray.jpg

Chris Addison on University Challenge as we speak.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxC8UtxCEAAgU_8.jpg

https://images1-ynet-prod.azureedge.net//PicServer5/2019/04/10/9178088/91780710100446980606no.jpg

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/26/josh.rouse/art.rouse.jpg

Josh Rouse

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/160bdc3e5d9fe1ccc354d43c2b7895cdc754b5d8/0_1237_3456_2074/master/3456.jpg

Oh for a preview button

https://i.imgur.com/2BCkYUx.jpg

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guitarist mike stern

https://s3.amazonaws.com/allaboutjazz/photos/2010/0f4e9ad40901b79a49415b8c44f52270.jpg

yes, this thread sucks. yes, Kyle Rittenhouse looks like an old lesbian. no, there's nothing wrong with that

https://i.imgur.com/r3SUBTl.jpg

look me in the eyes and tell me this isn’t a lesbian couple named, like, ellis (54) and emily (31) whom you meet at the farmer’s market in line for beeswax candles with their rescue mutt https://t.co/IkPCYUV9C9

— Yash 🍂 (@yashwinacanter) November 13, 2020

ellis can sure pull em

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me

always kinda thought Eli Whitney (of Cotton Gin fame) looked sort of like a lesbian-style woman

Worst thing about beeswax candles is having to wait in line to buy them.

that sure looks like a "socially distanced conversation" to me

Jared Leto looks like he's about to explain an awesome new job opportunity where you can work from home part-time selling essential oils making $100,000 a year #ufc264 pic.twitter.com/C7nQthIvN9

— 🍺𝙆𝙀𝙂🍺 ➐ (@_KEG_) July 11, 2021

He looks like babylon zoo

You know we’ve been at this a while when Johnny Knoxville qualifies.

no one yell at me, but when I first saw this pic I thought it was Eileen Myles pic.twitter.com/XvHmGhPkWx

— Leigh Cowart (@voraciousbrain) July 20, 2021

https://i.imgur.com/5MKk9rX.jpg

Every time I see this thread it makes me smile.

Chris Stein sometimes achieves this look.

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-snSHclLQtgc/XhIpzhiJb2I/AAAAAAAA4To/8zZ7otrAxFkcQC7smKDr1LHJFWojs4kAwCLcBGAsYHQ/w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu/ChrisStein-image.png

The recent Bruce Springsteen as woody Allen photo belongs here

Jon Bon Jovi looks like he just rolled in a birdie putt at 18 to win the ShopRite LPGA Classic Presented by Acer. pic.twitter.com/LtwbDIX3fR

— Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) October 1, 2022

Kind of hate this thread because it's given me the fear that I will end up looking like an old lesbian.

― Eyeball Kicks

THERE ARE WORSE THINGS

scarier part is knowing just how many of these folks i would swipe right on in Her. like, oh god, please don't let my taste in women be Johnny Knoxville.

Hours of great talk, laughs and dinner with my friend Jimmy in London today. I love the times we spend together. He was blown away by photos of our full stage and thrilled for Download. I had to say “Jimmy, you’re at the foundation of everything we do.” @JimmyPage @DownloadFest pic.twitter.com/7WHpjuKrAf

— Paul Stanley (@PaulStanleyLive) June 8, 2022

love those ladies

“I WANNA KNOW IF WE GOT ANY DINNA GUESTS TONIGHT THAT I CAN GET HIIIIIIIIGH”

turns out there's quite a variety of men who look like old lesbians. Can we pin down the aesthetic?

https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/stonegossardsolo2020_638.jpg

https://www.metalzone.fr/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/stone-gossard-pearl-jam-768x468.jpg

Stone Gossard of Pearl Jam

1st one won't embed, but here's the url anyway: https://assets.blabbermouth.net/media/stonegossardsolo2020_638.jpg

Can we pin down the aesthetic? post-boomer casual dress + hairstyles last changed in 1986.

combined with clean shaven of course

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2njq2Guqp4c/TObuOWe4b6I/AAAAAAABbVY/OLe90cv3i9M/s400/1119%2Bjp.jpg

lol Joe
Honkin on liposuction needle

good skincare and discernable cheekbones

turns out there's quite a variety of men who look like old lesbians. Can we pin down the aesthetic?

― fetter

speaking as someone who was assigned male at birth and has for the last several years been taking drugs to turn herself into an old lesbian, it's not really an "aesthetic" per se

first off there's not nearly as much difference between the physical appearance of "men" and "women" as a lot of people seem to think. this lack of difference is, i'd argue, a large part of _why_ clothing is so aggressively gendered. for a lot of people it is Very Important to know upon first looking at someone what their gender is.

since the culture we exist in now is patriarchal, the way this manifests itself is that male is an _unmarked_ gender, and female is a _marked_ gender - maleness is not something that is "performed", per se, just a sort of default state of being. pre-transition i can't say i ever went to a lot of effort to "perform masculinity". i mean, i smelled bad and had a receding hairline. that's about it.

lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance, and absolutely there are plenty of lesbians who do that, but for me, lesbianism is more a matter of _not doing gender performance for the benefit of straight men_. the last thing i want to do is look like a man, but i _don't_ dress femme most of the time.

"old" is certainly a factor as well - when cis women go through menopause they stop making as much estrogen, which i can tell you firsthand makes a pretty big difference in how a person looks. a woman who's not taking hormone replacement therapy (which was, of course, invented for cis women) is going to look more... _androgynous_, let's say.

basically what makes an old man look like an old lesbian is not being bald. that's pretty much it.

anyway, i'm going to continue to use this thread as my own personal version of Her. swiping right on Stone Gossard (shit, they had me when they started calling themselves _Stone_, yummmm), left on Jimmy, Paul, and Joe. (i'm assuming stone would be ENM given how prominent their ring is in their PFP. i'd still want to meet their nesting partner.)

lesbians are often taken to be "butch", to do male gender performance

this came out wrong. that's not necessarily what "butch" is. apologies.

That's a great fucking post.

basically what makes an old man look like an old lesbian is not being bald. that's pretty much it.

Facial hair, too, of course--which often goes with baldness.

lol, yeah, forgot facial hair was a thing for a second

i should also add that photographs are also fairly poor at representing perhaps the two most important ways we gender people - height and voice. take the picture of taylor swift and paul mccartney - she has her arm around his shoulder and they're the same height (5'11"). it's pretty easy to look at that picture and see them as a lesbian couple. would we see it the same way if taylor swift was 5'2"?

McCartney must have heels on in that case.

Every single one of the KITH now embodies this aesthetic. Especially Dave, but especially Mark!

https://i.imgur.com/8VqWXET.jpg

McCartney must have heels on in that case.

― Fronted by a bearded Phil Collins (Tom D.)

height is more like women's clothing sizes - there's what you might call a high standard deviation within any particular number.

one of the great things about being a lesbian is that you can look like taylor swift or paul mccartney or any of the kids in the hall or, well, anybody you like. and these days, instead of saying "she looks like a man!" they'll instead say, without any particular malice against _you_, that anyone who resembles you looks like a lesbian. i think that's pretty awesome.

Young Stone Gossard was quite the hottie
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