mgr of the year!
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 12:10 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/GOL2Sjj.gif
posting this here again because it's still making me lol this morning
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link
seven-game winning streak, only 4 games back
― na (NA), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link
though five of those seven were against the marlins and the royals
Yeah, story of the last few years - beating up on bad teams, mediocre against the good ones. Still, if they were going to bust into a 7-game winning streak, now is the time to do it! A big part of the streak has been carpenter and the bullpen (who have gone from closing game after game to being unstoppable since the all-star break).
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link
this is about as wild as the cardinals get
After being hit, the trainers wanted to see if @MattCarp13's hand was ok. He tested his strength by trying to open a jar of salsa. He opened it!"If I can open it, I can play!" - Matt Carpenter #ItsGottaBeTheSalsa ๐ฅ pic.twitter.com/fx3wgmdxum— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) August 16, 2018
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 16 August 2018 04:57 (five years ago) link
https://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2018/8/19/17755916/system-sundays-the-cards-emerging-star-crop
― Karl Malone, Monday, 20 August 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
cautiously optimistic
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 23 August 2018 05:13 (five years ago) link
optimistically optimistic
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 August 2018 01:16 (five years ago) link
i knew things would be better after matheny, but jesus
, but jesus
unintentional irony there
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 25 August 2018 04:14 (five years ago) link
shildt, man
The #Stlcards will announce that Mike Shildt is now their manager, stripping away the interim title— Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) August 28, 2018
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link
โ
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link
shildt likes to keep his eyes in the shade and i respect that
https://i.imgur.com/bT7ImBL.jpg
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link
there aren't too many big-league managers who never played in at least the minors (although schildt did play college ball). last one i can remember for sure is dave trembley, but there might have been others since
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link
the two true outcomes player
John Gant is the only player in Major League history to hit 2 HR and never reach base safely in any other way. #STLCards— Joe Trezza (@JoeTrezz) August 31, 2018
― Karl Malone, Friday, 31 August 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
greg holland's revenge
― mookieproof, Monday, 3 September 2018 23:11 (five years ago) link
it was a stupid game. baseball is a stupid game
― Karl Malone, Monday, 3 September 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link
part of me thinks carpenter embraces this hashtag because it could eventually lead to a lucrative new salsa company
well, that didn't take long
Hey @MattCarp13! We get it! Bueno Mojo Salsa available 9/13 at our St. Louis stores. #ItsGottaBeTheSalsa #SchnucksMojo #Schnucks @Cardinals ๐ ๐ถ๐ฅ๐ pic.twitter.com/BwXAohu9lT— Schnucks (@SchnuckMarkets) September 10, 2018
― Karl Malone, Monday, 10 September 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link
4 losses in a row = drop out of WC2 slot
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link
the rest of the season features 7 more games against the dodgers, cubs, and brewers, so for better or worse they'll have a decent opportunity to earn it.
news broke earlier today that they offered flaherty and another player for donaldson, last off-season. glad that didn't work out!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 15 September 2018 23:50 (five years ago) link
i hope i eat my words later tonight, but my stomach is already in a knot about this wainwright situation. he's starting tonight in a crucial game against the dodgers, still in the rotation, after an awful comeback start last week. watching that game was excruciating.
it started with an inning of the best velocity and movement i've seen from him since early 2017, which of course got me really excited about the possibility that his rehab actually worked and he was going to be useful down the stretch. a wonderful capstone to a great career. this was quickly followed by a nightmarish beatdown that should have been much worse, coupled with a 6-mph drop in velocity on his fastball, hanging many curves in the middle of the zone, and an ill-advised decision to send him back out for one more inning, which featured the same worrisome velocity and hanging curves. but no one scored in that last inning, somehow, and then the offense saved the day so that he didn't get the all-important Loss. immediately afterward they announced he would remain in the rotation. a very matheny-esque decision imo. it could get ugly out there.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 16 September 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
especially frustrating because he could be legitimately useful in the bullpen right now.
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 16 September 2018 16:13 (five years ago) link
Game score 75!
― timellison, Monday, 17 September 2018 04:14 (five years ago) link
i am a genius
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 September 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link
*eats words*
that was ~vintage wainwright~, it really was. if nothing else i'm really happy i was able to sit down and see it tonight, even if i'm not sure it'll ever happen again
― Karl Malone, Monday, 17 September 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link
Gomber has missed several possible called strikes tonight because he and Molina are not entirely on the same page and YM has to lunge around a bit.
― WmC, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 00:33 (five years ago) link
yeah, on the Sunday Night Baseball game the announcers were raving about his pitchframing abilities, but to my eye they haven't been particularly outstanding of late (not sure what the metrics are (or how reliable said metrics are))
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 01:25 (five years ago) link
tyler o'neill, the guy at the party with his shirt off
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/yS_J_NuRsesXtVmyiTeiRoarLU8=/0x0:953x529/1720x0/filters:focal(0x0:953x529):format(webp):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13137033/tyler2.jpg
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 September 2018 23:37 (five years ago) link
if y'all can sweep the Cubs I will proudly wear a "best fans in baseball" t-shirt
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link
it's remarkable how much more i like the cardinals when they're not managed by TLR or matheny. and even more so if they don't bring bud norris back next year
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
i'd like 'em more without Molina but that's probably just sour grapes because he has an OPS of like 2.500 against Milwaukee
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link
fact check: false
molina has hit .263/.324/.409 against milwaukee, and in fact has a higher OPS against all the other NL central teams
but yeah, i don't like him either
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link
oh then I was just talking about the games I watch
can you check that
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
(actually he has hit pretty well at miller park)
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 September 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link
Let me check my files...Looks like his OPS is 1.836 when I truly, truly believe in him as I cheer him on
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 September 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link
RIP cardinals, btw. I just saw the score of todayโs game with the cubs.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 28 September 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link
how about this miles mikolas kid
cinderella story out of japan, throws 200 innings, goes 18-4 . . . and all without striking out a single batter
― mookieproof, Saturday, 29 September 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link
https://awfulannouncing.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/94/2018/08/stl18.jpg
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 4 October 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link
viva el clemente bridge
― mookieproof, Thursday, 4 October 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link
according to some admittedly dubious math and a lot of assumptions, the guy who threw the baseball back after stanton's HR throws harder than marcell ozuna
https://www.vivaelbirdos.com/2018/10/6/17939400/who-you-got-marcell-ozuna-or-stanton-home-run-guy
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 6 October 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link
Oquendo will remain in the organization, working out of Jupiter. https://t.co/Op4JYzxbr8— Jenifer Langosch (@LangoschMLB) October 16, 2018
noooooooooooooo
― 1-800-CALL-ATT (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
Yadier Molina has been named the recipient of the prestigious 2018 Roberto Clemente Award in recognition of his exemplary humanitarian efforts, including relief work in Puerto Rico following Hurricane Maria in 2017. #STLCards pic.twitter.com/vOo6SWUxBT— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) October 24, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link
good, bcz the Mets' nominee was Jose Reyes
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link
willie turned 60 on friday and i am ashamed to have forgotten until now
― mookieproof, Monday, 5 November 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
Karl Malone has to get a Joe Posnanski subscription so he can read this and have several meltdowns.
http://theathletic.com/1352678/2019/11/05/posnanski-on-mike-matheny-and-the-challenges-of-being-a-21st-century-baseball-manager/
― clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
:D
i am very curious!i do think matheny might have been an excellent 20th century baseball manager
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link
When Posnanski moved to The Athletic, I remember him saying he didn't mind if subscribers occasionally re-posted something, so here's the Matheny piece on a Google Doc:
http://docs.google.com/document/d/1jGg1VPWGE24006Lgt56qTu4I1DFTS1sREuXNOV0F7iM/edit
― clemenza, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 23:50 (four years ago) link
Just read it...Good bookend to Hinch/Cole.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 05:12 (four years ago) link
Thanks for posting that. I can see matheny sticking around KC for a while, but he seems to be particularly ill-suited to an up and coming team of prospects. In STL he was known for favoring poor-performing veterans for years at a time while providing inconsistent playing time to the prospects underneath. Maybe that wonโt be such an issue in KC.
― at home in the alternate future, (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link