Love these --Michael Wacha: "WACHAMOLE"Brad Boxberger: "šš"
Freddie Freeman: "ANDREW"No idea what this means but I lol'd.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Thursday, 9 August 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
yeah if it were me Iād either use my last name or something that no one has ever called me
― k3vin k., Thursday, 9 August 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link
The names on the backs of jerseys for Players Weekend. Well played, Derek Holland. pic.twitter.com/RDjotjJEGj— Alex Pavlovic (@PavlovicNBCS) August 9, 2018
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 August 2018 22:58 (five years ago) link
lol @ "Last Name"
ā k3vin k., Thursday, August 9, 2018 3:43 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
cmon, like you wouldn't use "k3vin k."
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Thursday, 9 August 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
derek holland hah
Classic nats lost.
― Van Horn Street, Monday, 13 August 2018 03:05 (five years ago) link
immediate nats loss canon
― J0rdan S., Monday, 13 August 2018 03:51 (five years ago) link
David Bote just hit the Golden Homer: a walk-off grand slam, down three, and with his team down to his last strike.For all the years we have pitch data, there are just two other Golden Homers: Chris Hoiles on 5/17/1996 and Alan Trammell on 6/21/1988.— Rany Jazayerli (@jazayerli) August 13, 2018
― Andy K, Monday, 13 August 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link
that 6/21/88 win was the middle of three straight walk-off wins against the Yankees
― brownie, Monday, 13 August 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
when we got jerseys for our softball team I got NAME and number 1, just like all the samples
― frogbs, Monday, 13 August 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link
Nats announcers going completely silent for a full minute during Carpenter's HR was pretty satisfying
The Nationals' broadcast knew it was coming. #stlcards pic.twitter.com/SeoBxFpv4h— š¼ (@VanHicklestein) August 14, 2018
― Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 03:30 (five years ago) link
looooooooool at kolten wong in the celebration
hold on, i'll show you
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/GOL2Sjj.gif
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link
the nats should probably just be disbanded at this point
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:03 (five years ago) link
ā J0rdan S., Sunday, August 12, 2018 11:51 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Another one!
I wouldn't make fun of their 6 seasons old inability to create a consistent bullpen because that dark arts and laugh at it at your own risk it will soon happen to all of our favorite teams.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:55 (five years ago) link
Also: the collapse of Severino, my oh my.
― Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 04:57 (five years ago) link
dodgers bullpen melt down spoiling a nice kershaw game. up one with 2 down and 2 strikes bottom of the 9th and the closer beaned the guy... now they are down 3
― InfoWarriors (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 05:11 (five years ago) link
carpenter is fucking absurd man
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 August 2018 06:06 (five years ago) link
Acuna Jr. hit a leadoff home run in both ends of a doubleheader -- he's just the fourth player ever to do it.
― NoTimeBeforeTime, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 09:04 (five years ago) link
the best winning percentage in the NL belongs to the Chicago Cubs, 68-49 (.581)
teams with higher winning percentages in the AL:
Red Sox, 85-35 (.708)Yankees, 74-44 (.627)Astros, 73-46 (.613)Athletics, 71-48 (.597)Mariners, 69-51 (.575)Indians, 67-51 (.568)
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link
oh sorry, i guess the mariners and indians are slightly beneath the cubs.
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:43 (five years ago) link
well those teams play the Orioles and Royals fairly often
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
good to see Ryan Braun murdering the Cubs even in a down year
― frogbs, Tuesday, 14 August 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link
A first?
http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/24376946/ben-zobrist-chicago-cubs-ejected-telling-ump-why-want-electronic-strike-zone
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link
yep first career ejection. between that and the shoe color squabble, he's a regular bad boy now
― na (NA), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link
he was right though
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:31 (five years ago) link
feel like cuzzi let the notoriously god-fearing zobrist go on for quite some time just to see if he would curse
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 13:59 (five years ago) link
no, i meant the first time a player publicly said "Bring on the robots"
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:27 (five years ago) link
worth striking over imho
zobrist has said it before! http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/20327852/ben-zobrist-chicago-cubs-mlb-needs-electronic-strike-zone
― na (NA), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
my understanding is that the 'electronic strike zone' is, at present, not quite as accurate as the average umpire and much more susceptible to crazy errors. and that you shouldn't necessarily trust the various tv depictions of the zone or pitch location graphs
also, yelling at umpires is fun and entertaining and most of them are quite good at what they do -- i think the technology will have to be demonstrably better than the umps, which may not happen, before it is implemented
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 15:13 (five years ago) link
ā frogbs, Wednesday, August 15, 2018 9:31 AM (six hours ago)
there is no "zone" as the game is currently constructed, only a set of probabilities based on where the pitch is and the situation. that pitch is called a strike about half the time. hitters know this, pitchers know this, tough luck I guess
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:24 (five years ago) link
mookie otm
― k3vin k., Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link
I dunno that pitch looked pretty outside to me. wasn't even one of those that looked like it was gonna be in the zone and slid out. I agree that's where it gets tricky, with those final bits of movement over the plate and what not. But that pitch...idk it looked like a clear ball
― frogbs, Wednesday, 15 August 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link
quite an OAK-SEA tilt going
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link
Apparently I just missed an interesting first pitch in Marlins-Barves.
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 15 August 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
First pitch of the bottom half of the inning, that is. (UreƱa beaned AcuƱa to prevent another leadoff homer, Snitker lost his mind, UreƱa and Snitker tossed, and now AcuƱa just came out because the arm doesn't feel right.)
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Thursday, 16 August 2018 00:17 (five years ago) link
i don't blame snitker, that was bullshit
lol at the bullpens having to run in twice
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 August 2018 00:36 (five years ago) link
Just watched the clip--glad the pitcher was ejected.
― clemenza, Thursday, 16 August 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link
prediction: some retired red-ass player will bash the braves for not *immediately* charging the field and trying to kill ureƱa, and will call it a failure of manhood that snitker was more fired up than acuƱa's own teammates
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:11 (five years ago) link
Fewer laps tomorrow amirite.
― Andy K, Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link
xp - He didn't call out the Braves explicitly, but during the game Brian Jordan said "I woulda been throwin' some hands."
― a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Thursday, 16 August 2018 02:37 (five years ago) link
*ron Howard voice*
He wouldnāt have
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:12 (five years ago) link
this being ILB, misread that as ryan howard
― k3vin k., Thursday, 16 August 2018 03:20 (five years ago) link
jeter strikes again
― maura, Thursday, 16 August 2018 13:33 (five years ago) link
Worst Smiths song
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 16 August 2018 15:38 (five years ago) link
Another thing about pitching inside. The whole āmake them uncomfortable...move their feet...brush em backā thing is complete BS. It doesnāt work. When a kid starts playing kid pitch at 8, he gets hit. When he gets to be, say, 12 it hurts a bit more. When he gets to high school...— Michael Young (@MikeyY626) August 16, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link
don't tell Keith Hernandez
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 August 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link
Acuna will play today.
― Van Horn Street, Thursday, 16 August 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link