https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38825390_10100702708932545_6382440333795393536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=10aac89b6e15f84774cae635f44c7a16&oe=5BFF79B2
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link
Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
love it
― niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link
I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
friends, I lol'd
NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018
― davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
Crying
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c
― pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link
ok that was dumb AND great
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link
yeah i apologize/am proud
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
on similar lineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U&app=desktop
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2019/02/07/basement-venue-knoxville-fort-sanders-code-violations/2788978002/
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link
astounding
BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019
― DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit
Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?
― Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
that's the joke! maybe too obscurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
― DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
That's...amazing.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
lol
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
Amazing
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
Gonna ride till i cant no more
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link
'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
"where ya headed?"
"uh...horneytown rd."
"me too, brother."
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"
"horneytown?"
"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"
― andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy...."Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
that reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link
i for sure thought was a joke
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
how could this have happened
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
battletoads is easier to play
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link
"How many Aggies does it take to reset a lightbulb?"
"Two. One to turn the light off and on, and the other to hold the red wire down for three seconds."
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
The lightbulb reset procedure genuinely needs a “this is not a joke” step/notification, which is kind of an astounding achievement
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link
I'm just trying to plumb the mindset of people who are so thoroughly ensconced in this product development bubble that this makes total sense to them as a thing average consumers would and should do.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link