'No, rat poison isn't food! It's...what is it, a snack, maybe? A breakfast?''If you can put it in your mouth and swallow it, how is it not a food? Hello!'
― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 22:14 (five years ago) link
It is weird that the name of the moon that orbits Earth is simply The Moon.
Like, Earth should just be called Planet then.
*Adopts extreme sic voice* Well, actually the moon's proper name is Luna and the earth is Terra
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:24 (five years ago) link
no wonder battlestar galactica could never find it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 August 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/38825390_10100702708932545_6382440333795393536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=10aac89b6e15f84774cae635f44c7a16&oe=5BFF79B2
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:18 (five years ago) link
Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT pic.twitter.com/rjoVhoS43R— FOST (@GeorgeFoster72) August 8, 2018
― macropuente (map), Thursday, 9 August 2018 03:55 (five years ago) link
love it
― niels, Thursday, 9 August 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link
I was tempted to take a pass on that until I saw Missy Elliott tweet it herself yesterday.
― pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link
So I’m leaving the gas station sitting in my car and this old lady is just staring and... pic.twitter.com/5cbGVOq6l9— Brent (@BrentlyCoupe) August 27, 2018
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 August 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link
friends, I lol'd
NBC solemnly announces death of Sen. John McCain.Wait for it. pic.twitter.com/xAqZ3HtvHa— Rob Beschizza (@Beschizza) August 26, 2018
― davey, Friday, 31 August 2018 08:17 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9UDVyUzJ1g
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
Crying
― Fetchboy, Saturday, 3 November 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xTTDlVAv4c
― pplains, Sunday, 18 November 2018 01:45 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ursltNhpNpc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:59 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBjBXpAleig
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:06 (five years ago) link
ok that was dumb AND great
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:22 (five years ago) link
yeah i apologize/am proud
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
i had to look up what coaster that was! quite a drop
― rip van wanko, Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
on similar lineshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-KvyKNSV7U&app=desktop
― an erotic picnic with Ming (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/2019/02/07/basement-venue-knoxville-fort-sanders-code-violations/2788978002/
― ⅋ (crüt), Friday, 8 February 2019 14:40 (five years ago) link
jfc, that's why you host a "party" and ask for "donations." Amateurs.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 8 February 2019 15:24 (five years ago) link
astounding
BRUH WTF IS GOING ON HERE LMFAOOOO pic.twitter.com/SyhRwRoS0a— Karl Alone 🐝 (@KarlAlon3) February 12, 2019
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Sunday, 17 February 2019 21:25 (five years ago) link
pic.twitter.com/Z9AkdXfRMh— will leinweber (@leinweber) March 17, 2019
― DJI, Monday, 18 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnKEYfEnfJw
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:47 (five years ago) link
sorry to post my own tweet but it's the fastest way to show this important edit
Gotta appreciate youtube's 25% speed option pic.twitter.com/GAFeFNVogw— Zach Scott (@weinventyou) March 19, 2019
― but i'm there are fuckups (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 17:57 (five years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 18:03 (five years ago) link
Isn't that the audio from the similar deer spook video?
― Evan, Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
that's the joke! maybe too obscurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUINFs1Sp94
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 19 March 2019 19:25 (five years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2IluTkXQAMYksi.jpg:large
― cheese canopy (map), Thursday, 21 March 2019 03:10 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xubbVvKbUfY
― DJI, Thursday, 4 April 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
That's...amazing.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 4 April 2019 21:13 (five years ago) link
lol
― ogmor, Thursday, 4 April 2019 23:57 (five years ago) link
Amazing
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 5 April 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link
https://imgur.com/F8ALuTG
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/F8ALuTG.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link
Gonna ride till i cant no more
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 June 2019 04:50 (four years ago) link
'last train to horneytown', the driver said, while maintaining uncomfortable eye contact with all three passengers
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
"where ya headed?"
"uh...horneytown rd."
"me too, brother."
― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:24 (four years ago) link
Looked it up, and yes, it does intersect with Hedgecock Rd.
― pplains, Saturday, 1 June 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link
"horneytown, the stop is horneytown"
"horneytown?"
"yes sir, horneytown. it''s a peaceful, restful place, where a man can slow down to a walk and live his life full measure"
― andrew m., Tuesday, 4 June 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/plZG4sm.png
― big gym sw0les (crüt), Tuesday, 4 June 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link
"you forgot the part where Corgan saw a reptilian shape shift into a human"
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 9 June 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link
I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy...."Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things" pic.twitter.com/A7Wt5MXP39— Zane Golia (@zbgolia) June 11, 2019
― jmm, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
that reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrVoJgQ7u8w
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 14 June 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BB6wj6RyKo
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 04:59 (four years ago) link
i for sure thought was a joke
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
how could this have happened
― i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:29 (four years ago) link
battletoads is easier to play
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 June 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link
Resetting my GE washer was easier than this, but just as batshit crazy.
― pplains, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link
I now have a clear idea of what it feels like to walk out of a time machine and into a bewildering future which in no way resembles your period of origin.
― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link
Weird when a lightbulb joke just occurs in nature.
― jmm, Thursday, 20 June 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link