Movies where the title is said only once, as the last line of dialogue

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"well, we did it. we went around the world...in eighty days."

Really want to believe that the Leo version ends "He was, truly, The Great Gatsby".

The last word in the Beatles movie "Help" has Leo McKern shout "Help" but drowned out by the title song.

Obviously the song appears earlier, but I don't recall anyone saying help as dialogue (or monologue, or in a crowd, or whatever)

So, I had planned to marry Peter, but I married Jack instead.
Thank goodness my father was right.
Life doesn't always turn out the way you plan.
But Jack, Jack gave me the perfect gift:
a stamp in my passport.
He took me to Florence for our honeymoon.
I guess you might say he gave me the world.
Peter once asked me when it was that I fell in love with Jack,
and I told him, it was while you were sleeping.

(I have two more, also from cheating, but will hold off if anyone wants)

"Aqua Teen Hunger Force titled one episode "Last Last One Forever and Ever", and one of the last lines of that episode is Carl commenting that Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad truly were an Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The creators believed this would be the show's final episode, but then the series was renewed."

Jaws

From Russia With Love

Return of the Jedi

Vertigo

Rambo: First Blood Part II

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Bullet With Butterfly Wings

The Dark Knight is legit, by the way.

Oh no it's a dark knight vs the dark knight, ignore me.

The Dark Knight is still legit, though.

The last word in the Beatles movie "Help" has Leo McKern shout "Help" but drowned out by the title song.

Obviously the song appears earlier, but I don't recall anyone saying help as dialogue (or monologue, or in a crowd, or whatever)

― Mark G, Wednesday, August 8, 2018 4:11 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

will have to double check this but if it's not said as a line of dialogue this would work

we're halfway there!

"The were a bold bunch. They were, the Raiders of the Lost Ark."

"It is finished. Father... into Your hands I commend my soul. He is truly ... the Exorcist"

"Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so fucking long. "

"Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a fucking gremlin in your house."

"You blew it up! God damn you all to hell!"

"Forget it, it's the Planet of the Apes."

"I think we'll be ok here Leon"

"Who am I ? I'm fuckign spierdermna"

"The truth is I'm fucking Iron Man"

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/genius.com/amp/The-beatles-help-film-script-annotated

Someone not on their mobile phone can search this, yeah?

"Old Paul Edgecomb: We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so fucking long. "

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 1:26 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Well, that's the story. So the next time your air-conditioner goes on the fritz, or your washing machine blows up, or your video recorder conks out, before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights. Check all the closets and cupboards. Look under all the beds. 'Cause you never can tell. There just might be a fucking gremlin in your house."

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 1:28 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the title isn't the last word even in these jokes...

xp Using a film's script to check isn't reliable, even movies that adhere to the script have minor alterations and omissions

Tbf the titles are in the last line of dialogue in those

Mark: the page ends like this:

"
89:07 - 89:11
Won't you please, please help me?
89:11 - 89:14
Help me, help me
89:14 - 89:21
Ooh
"

In Your House (2011)

So Fucking Long (1992)

I admire your seriousness in this venture. Maybe we should make a new thread "Movies where the title would be better if it was the last line in the movie"

"Ooh!" woudl be a much better title

"Sure, mom, let me just quickly go and get my coat -- oh! Dad! Poor Dad! Mamma's hung you in the closet and I'm feelin' so sad!" *fade to black*

True, but if the script has Ringo saying "C'mon George, Help us will yer?" then it could be discounted without having to watch the whole thing.

xpost well, if they add in the lyrics as well, what canyer do?

"I, Frankenstein"

xxxp Pretty close to The Rutles' parody, "Ouch!"

True, but the Rutles film is called <>

I definitely think more films should do this, it’s a pretty funny thing to do like telling someone “I’m gonna tell you the ‘aristocrats’ joke” and then telling them the joke for two hours and then saying the punchline “the aristocrats”

"You blew it up! God damn you all to hell!"

"Forget it, it's the Planet of the Apes."

This would have been much better

The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp almost counts except after the narrator says the title at the end he adds, “well only parts of it, and actually not really the second part.”

"Help!" is played over the opening credits of the film, u eejits

"The truth is I'm fucking Iron Man"

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 5:34 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago)

iirc this almost is the last line of that movie?

xp but if it's only sung it doesn't count. I should clarify: "last spoken word/phrase in the the last line of dialogue"

Let's roll 😈

I definitely think more films should do this

there should be a joke thread so we can drop our fantasy Alien/ET/The Usual Suspects/The VVitch/Backdoor Nurses 7/Fight Club/etc last lines

Those stopped being funny just in time for a thread not to be necessary thankfully

I was going to say They Shoot Horses, Don't They like Morbs upthread, but I double checked because I had a sneaking suspicion that there was more speech afterwards - and there is. I still feel like it should count, because it's the last line of meaningful dialogue, but it switches to a brief "and everything else keeps going" bit after it has been said.

Forget about it Jake, it's Wall St.
Forget about it Jake, it's Paris, Texas.
Forget about it Jake, it's Brazil.
Forget about it Jake, it's Casablanca.
Forget about it Jake, it's The Little House on the Prairie.
Forget about it Jake, it's Steel Magnolias.
Forget about it Jake, it's The Usual Suspects.
Forget about it Jake, it's The Shining.
Forget about it Jake, it's Spaceballs.
Forget about it Jake, it's Quiz Show.
Forget about it Jake, it's A Clear and Present Danger.
Forget about it Jake, it's On Golden Pond.

I've got a feeling one of the early Carry On films did this - almost certainly the first one I would suppose, I.e. Carry On Sergeant.

"Carry on regardless" maybe,

Stanley Unwin says it in Unwinese, then shortly after tha one of the cast (forget who) translates, and the scene and film ends when they all shout CARRY ON REGARDLESS!

Not "Carry on Sargeant" it's said once about halfway through - a docuseries is running on TV at the moment..

xp Yes, but no "Mr."!

"It's one of those films where the central conflict wouldn't work nowadays because of the existence of mobile phones. If the film had been made today the scientists could have simply phoned up the ants and sorted out their differences instead of spending several days trying to kill them all."

Can I just say that this joke deserved more applause than it got, which was no applause. Reading it back even I was surprised by the punchline, and I wrote it, although it was three years ago and a long time ago because that was pre-COVID. 2019 was pre-COVID, wasn't it? A long time ago.

Long time ago. I'd forgotten about this thread. I suggested Themroc because the dialogue is just screeching. Isn't there an Orson Welles film where he reads about the credits? But the last line would be "and this film is copyright RKO pictures 1949 all rights reserved" and Orson Welles never directed a film with that title.

A qualified entry here:

The Outfit (1973) was released in certain regions as The Good Guys Always Win, which is the last line of dialogue in the movie, said only once.

“And then they realized, they were no longer little girls: they were little women.”

Is one of the best Simpsons jokes of all time because I, and number of other people, are so illiterate that they think the joke is just Moe crying and that’s how little women ends. pic.twitter.com/2ZzdR5KeL4

— Kevin Magnet (@KevMagnet) May 4, 2023

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA

"I'm Rey... Rey Star Wars."

"and that's when I knew that despite all we'd been through, we'd always be guardians of the galaxy, volume three"

i told you, mess with my friends and I'll go BALLISTIC: ECKS VS SEVER

Just realized that The Byrds' "Eight Miles High" opens with the title phrase, which is never repeated again for the rest of the song

the end scene of the cinematic masterpiece, The Principal starring Jim Belushi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKLqyoP5oHY

(starts at 1:50 but don't cheat yourself of the other highlights)

those are some A+ crazy eyes by belushi at :17 there before he knees him in the balls

also

Belushi reprised his role as Rick Latimer in the 1991 film Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe.

?????

“U mad, Max?”

not sure if it's the last line but "I think we'll call you the Super Mario Brothers" was definitely in the last few minutes of the 1991 movie. think that line's in the new movie too

I think Bogdanovich's "What's Up Doc?" does end with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd singing the title; but the phrase first shows up somewhat early in the film, then several times more near the ending.

Sweetie, You Won't Believe It

Assuming the translation is accurate. Fun movie, anyway.