Clusterfuck Summary Corner 2 - Back on the Corner

did deems just refer to the people as "scotch"

Thanks, I'll have a double.

On the rox pls

scotch is the correct term god ye yanks know nothing ask jim or tom or ailsa any of them theyll tell u

if they deny it then they are no true scotchman

if u listen close enough to the crashing of scotch in your glass u hear irish people talking

if you listen too closely to irish ppl talking youll soon need a scotch otoh

Scotch Irish is a type of American

the irish part of scotch american is the 40%

if they deny it then they are no true scotchman

this made me snort disgustingly, A+

I'm tempted to wade back in to the white people debate is at but the sheer volume of posts being pumped into that thread has almost surely reached the roof by now, seems unsafe. There only two options on offer, people. It can't be that complicated.

each option is valid under the context available (nb apart from one or two notable exceptions the yanks do not appear to agree with this conclusion)

I disagree with u.

(Look, we're just a difficult people.)

that thread has become a cesspool and i have not clicked on it any time in the past week without immediately regretting it

:(

I was actually trying to learn something from that thread.

there are some good posts in that thread but uggh it is mostly a tedious mess

going all howard beale on ilx usually isn't good, just ask me

one thing I’m proud of myself for as I’ve gotten older is I just have no interest in wading into these dumb debates about esoteric meta-issues that are only important to people on the internet. let everyone in that thread knock themselves out imo

Otm

when i was a wee lad one saw "the Scotch" referred to in print quite often

cueing yr age jokes

Kev remember when u had beef w me abt circumcised cocks

glad we can curl that snake up and leave it in the past

haha are you one of those people who feels really strongly that it’s torture or whatever

No

I was joshin wichoo abt why religious ppl circ their boys and how it leads to erectile dysfunction

haha well it doesn't

It does dude

Just pullin yr chain chiefo we gucci

it prob doesn't even affect sensitivity either. it's a topic that people have opinions on one way or another based on personal experience or ideology, which is whatever

🤔 what disagreement on the Internet could not be described that way? Just curious what gives u this above it all POV

esoteric meta-issues that are only important to people on the internet.

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

It’s Scots-Irish btw

maybe “only important to people on the internet” was the wrong framing. this describes all of us of course. I guess I just don’t think it’s a very important conversation

xp

😉

where do i begin?

I don't want a good laugh, I just want people to like me again

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 21 September 2018 01:06 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Yeah, well, I'm married to a curvy Colombian woman, so the flowers of indie rock womanhood look decidedly dingy and drab to me, and always have. The indie world's concept of sexy is very closely related to its concept of "rock": limp, non-threatening, far more interested in talking than fucking.

-- unperson, Monday, January 7, 2008 7:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

lol do you go home to your wife every night saying "oh honey you look so THREATENING tonight c'mere...no, don't talk, just look threatening for me"

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:22 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

unperson goes home to his wife all "oh shit, i'm gonna exotify you so hard!!"

― roxymuzak, Monday, January 7, 2008 6:41 PM (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^ sorry, I missed the actual 10th anniversary of this legendary roast

Thank you, sarahell. That's amazing.

If these hips could lie

kinda want to do a tribute thread of all of roxy's sick burns on shitty posters

Plz

perennial classic

scotch is the correct term god ye yanks know nothing ask jim or tom or ailsa any of them theyll tell u

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Sunday, August 5, 2018 10:57 AM (four months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Man, even discussions about adhesive tape get heated up in here.

They can get rather sticky, it’s true.

Old Lunch as John Stockton, dishes the assist.

Simulation thread?

like I've clicked on it and it looks like…Shakey and Treeship arguing about…moral philosophy?

warning enough