I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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I’m with deems again

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:57 (eleven months ago) link

the real crime

sorry

jagger/

the real crime is the post of mine from today that didnt prompt this bump

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:58 (eleven months ago) link

I’m sure we all agree that whatever that post is is the real crime tbf

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:02 (eleven months ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:04 (eleven months ago) link

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, August 2, 2018 10:04 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

― jeremy cmbyn (wins)

sleeve, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:06 (eleven months ago) link

/jagger

claiming an assist on that one

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:08 (eleven months ago) link

lock thread

imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:16 (eleven months ago) link

this is just bad but i lold

Here, on the correct thread:

I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.

― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jealous?

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (eleven months ago) link

Well at least I got that one.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:32 (eleven months ago) link

The next president should be a tree

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about a skeleton

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They have more life experience

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all you idiots

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 16:28 (eleven months ago) link

I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.

― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu old lunch

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:56 (eleven months ago) link

ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

ie as bad as an elton jon lyric

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (eleven months ago) link

Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (eleven months ago) link

Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.

― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term

― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:07 (eleven months ago) link

oh now i get snubbed omg

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

good god this thread

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:19 (eleven months ago) link

can we get a mulligan on this one pls

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

inb4 careymulligan.jpg

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (eleven months ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:33 (eleven months ago) link

few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:34 (eleven months ago) link

that's more like it

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:35 (eleven months ago) link

Stately plump buck mulligan imo

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:05 (eleven months ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348671003l/1121670.jpg

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:06 (eleven months ago) link

Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:30 (eleven months ago) link

three weeks pass...

I fucking hate all of you

― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago)

typical Aries

― sarahell, Wednesday, September 5, 2018 2:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:45 (ten months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cheers, apparently unmarried mom with a baby Bjorn drinking rose

― calstars, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How do you know her baby is named Bjorn?

― Yerac, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bjorn babies have a look

― F# A# (∞), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're bjorn with it

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:35 (nine months ago) link

hahahahaha

crüt, Sunday, 23 September 2018 03:55 (nine months ago) link

Or mjaybe it’s mjaybeline

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:34 (nine months ago) link

Crinj

Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2018 06:16 (nine months ago) link

:/

imago, Monday, 24 September 2018 18:47 (nine months ago) link

"apparently unmarried mom"

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:58 (nine months ago) link

laugh a little, what are you a borg?

rip van wanko, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:09 (nine months ago) link

ljaybelline

sarahell, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:22 (nine months ago) link

xp can any among us name a single guy named Cody who is not a complete oxygen thief?

― suzy, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd say Cody from popular science YouTube channel Cody's Lab but he's constantly combusting things so

― imago, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 13:41 (nine months ago) link

Probably the most unfunniest thing this year

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:21 (nine months ago) link

LOL hueg

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 19:21 (nine months ago) link

I’m volunteering at a Hokkaido potato and pumpkin farm and gloriously out of touch with everything. I’m starting to think that the pumpkin farming lifestyle may be what I need, maybe Sake brewing in the off season.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, October 1, 2018 5:42 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wise course of action ed

you have to get to the roots and squash them. cant let it ferment.

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, October 1, 2018 6:46 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you brewed some you could call it ff sake

― estela, Monday, October 1, 2018 11:22 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 09:39 (nine months ago) link

what is the proper reading of that joke? in my mind, estela already has the phrase "for fuck's sake" going thru her mind after reading about harvesting pumpkins on Hokkaido, but before even arriving at the word "Sake"

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:14 (nine months ago) link

in Hokkaido not on

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:15 (nine months ago) link

has estela zung ed before

imago, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:16 (nine months ago) link

i think it should be read as a play on words with eds situation and a comment on my punning

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:03 (nine months ago) link

we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:12 (nine months ago) link

It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.

Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:43 (nine months ago) link

It's like "give us this day our daily pain."

Lots of puns really only work when read.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:53 (nine months ago) link

allowed

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:00 (nine months ago) link

and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill

― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue

― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:37 (nine months ago) link

its standalone legit imo

godfellaz (darraghmac), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:11 (four weeks ago) link

it's important that i argue with you until any initial and sincere appreciation is squandered

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 17 June 2019 23:50 (four weeks ago) link

done

godfellaz (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:08 (four weeks ago) link

bingeworthy

Cecil replies to your e-mails (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 00:25 (four weeks ago) link

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 18:07 (two weeks ago) link

nice

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:21 (two weeks ago) link

that were good, that

big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (two weeks ago) link

alt-right dude i know is a logic king, he's big on how logical arguments are a sign of strength vs the weakness of emotional arguments.

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mostly his cold logic manifests itself in insanely emotional outbursts of transphobia and "don't believe women" posts

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:04 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemme guess: dude ain't real big on Socratic method.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny how these geniuses are oblivious to the crucial function emotions play in survival, decision-making, etc huh

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking as someone who has never felt themselves to be a strong logician, I've come to believe that most people wildly misapprehend what constitutes 'logic'

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

generally, being very logical means you keep arguing and talking until the other person gives up or leaves

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

logic is just an excuse to treat people coldly and remorselessly sometimes

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:20 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a period in my past where my ways were definitely very "logical," and in retrospect, it was very much based in a lack of self-confidence and inability to deal with ambiguity

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even Spock sometimes cries.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:27 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but he's half oh hang on

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:30 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 27 June 2019 08:26 (two weeks ago) link

It's U.S. Maple not U.K. Maple

#thesecolorsdontrun

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 2:21 PM (yesterday)

sarahell, Thursday, 27 June 2019 15:58 (two weeks ago) link

this is depressing me

― k3vin k., Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

biden would be a good guy to have as your 12 step sponsor

― Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drink more

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Xp

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 28 June 2019 09:02 (two weeks ago) link

I don't even like Joy Division

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 1, 2019 2:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the goth "I don't even own a television"

― omar little

Ambient Police (sleeve), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 03:12 (two weeks ago) link

Nice work turning 'permalink' into the smaller 'link', thus making accidental flag posting more likely

― imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:34 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

place can do with some more drama tbf

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:40 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats for fuckin sure

― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:41 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bookmarked you for that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:42 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:50 (two weeks ago) link

endorse

imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:52 (two weeks ago) link

I must say I was confused by bookmarkflaglink

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 04:10 (one week ago) link

I was in a pool in Palm Springs during the 2010 Easter earthquake. the wrongfooted feeling and the water splashes out of the pool were alarming

― Dan S, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:33 PM

if there are any Oklahoma tornado survivors reading this thread, they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole in the world. "I can relate to your splashy terror, because I once watched my patio furniture decapitate my dog in the sky."

― del griffith, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:40 PM

pplains, Sunday, 7 July 2019 01:00 (one week ago) link

omg

imago, Sunday, 7 July 2019 01:44 (one week ago) link

I assumed it was his but I suppose it could have been somebody else's. You don't know , man. You're not in Wales.

― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:23 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 July 2019 16:02 (five days ago) link

This guy has never had an ounce of talent. When I was at my indiest moment of early-90s moviegoing, I still thought Clerks was trash.

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:24 (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sheesh, sounds like someone snoochied on the wrong side of the boochie this morning.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:37 (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Friday, 12 July 2019 23:16 (four days ago) link

actual lol

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 13 July 2019 00:30 (three days ago) link

actual lol here too

kinder, Saturday, 13 July 2019 11:38 (three days ago) link

nice

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2019 04:13 (two days ago) link


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