I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

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I’m with deems again

El Tomboto, Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:57 (one year ago) link

the real crime

sorry

jagger/

the real crime is the post of mine from today that didnt prompt this bump

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 16:58 (one year ago) link

I’m sure we all agree that whatever that post is is the real crime tbf

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:02 (one year ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:04 (one year ago) link

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:05 (one year ago) link

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, August 2, 2018 10:04 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

― jeremy cmbyn (wins)

sleeve, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:06 (one year ago) link

/jagger

claiming an assist on that one

/jagger

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:08 (one year ago) link

lock thread

imago, Thursday, 2 August 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

this is just bad but i lold

Here, on the correct thread:

I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.

― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jealous?

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Thursday, 2 August 2018 19:19 (one year ago) link

Well at least I got that one.

Mark G, Thursday, 2 August 2018 20:32 (one year ago) link

The next president should be a tree

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about a skeleton

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They have more life experience

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all you idiots

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 August 2018 16:28 (one year ago) link

I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.

― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu old lunch

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:56 (one year ago) link

ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

ie as bad as an elton jon lyric

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 14:59 (one year ago) link

Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.

Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:06 (one year ago) link

Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.

― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term

― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:07 (one year ago) link

oh now i get snubbed omg

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:10 (one year ago) link

good god this thread

rip van wanko, Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:19 (one year ago) link

can we get a mulligan on this one pls

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (one year ago) link

inb4 careymulligan.jpg

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:27 (one year ago) link

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg

Eliza D., Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:33 (one year ago) link

few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:34 (one year ago) link

that's more like it

a space stewardess (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 15:35 (one year ago) link

Stately plump buck mulligan imo

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 8 August 2018 17:05 (one year ago) link

Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 14 August 2018 17:30 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

I fucking hate all of you

― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago)

typical Aries

― sarahell, Wednesday, September 5, 2018 2:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 19:45 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Cheers, apparently unmarried mom with a baby Bjorn drinking rose

― calstars, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How do you know her baby is named Bjorn?

― Yerac, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bjorn babies have a look

― F# A# (∞), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're bjorn with it

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Sunday, 23 September 2018 02:35 (one year ago) link

hahahahaha

crüt, Sunday, 23 September 2018 03:55 (one year ago) link

Or mjaybe it’s mjaybeline

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Sunday, 23 September 2018 13:34 (one year ago) link

Crinj

Mark G, Monday, 24 September 2018 06:16 (one year ago) link

:/

imago, Monday, 24 September 2018 18:47 (one year ago) link

"apparently unmarried mom"

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 September 2018 19:58 (one year ago) link

laugh a little, what are you a borg?

rip van wanko, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:09 (one year ago) link

ljaybelline

sarahell, Monday, 24 September 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

xp can any among us name a single guy named Cody who is not a complete oxygen thief?

― suzy, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd say Cody from popular science YouTube channel Cody's Lab but he's constantly combusting things so

― imago, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 13:41 (one year ago) link

Probably the most unfunniest thing this year

F# A# (∞), Tuesday, 25 September 2018 17:21 (one year ago) link

LOL hueg

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 19:21 (one year ago) link

I’m volunteering at a Hokkaido potato and pumpkin farm and gloriously out of touch with everything. I’m starting to think that the pumpkin farming lifestyle may be what I need, maybe Sake brewing in the off season.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, October 1, 2018 5:42 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wise course of action ed

you have to get to the roots and squash them. cant let it ferment.

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, October 1, 2018 6:46 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you brewed some you could call it ff sake

― estela, Monday, October 1, 2018 11:22 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 09:39 (one year ago) link

what is the proper reading of that joke? in my mind, estela already has the phrase "for fuck's sake" going thru her mind after reading about harvesting pumpkins on Hokkaido, but before even arriving at the word "Sake"

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:14 (one year ago) link

in Hokkaido not on

rip van wanko, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:15 (one year ago) link

has estela zung ed before

imago, Monday, 1 October 2018 17:16 (one year ago) link

i think it should be read as a play on words with eds situation and a comment on my punning

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:03 (one year ago) link

we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 1 October 2018 18:12 (one year ago) link

It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.

Mark G, Monday, 1 October 2018 21:43 (one year ago) link

It's like "give us this day our daily pain."

Lots of puns really only work when read.

Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:53 (one year ago) link

allowed

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 01:00 (one year ago) link

and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill

― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue

― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

macropuente (map), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 03:37 (one year ago) link

!

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 12:22 (two weeks ago) link

lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:56 (two weeks ago) link

cha cha cha

It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 October 2019 14:59 (two weeks ago) link

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Friday, 4 October 2019 20:40 (two weeks ago) link

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:16 (two weeks ago) link

Nice.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 7 October 2019 11:18 (two weeks ago) link

In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

imago, Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:18 (six days ago) link

i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019


70th percentile missionary sex

this is my favorite guided by voices song

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:11 (three days ago) link

oh my god voodoo A+

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 02:45 (three days ago) link

Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.

nickn, Friday, 18 October 2019 17:01 (three days ago) link

21st Century Thrusting Man

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 17:04 (three days ago) link

Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard to Urn

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

flopsy bird (voodoo chili), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:32 (three days ago) link

Hahahahaha

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:34 (three days ago) link

https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:36 (three days ago) link

lol just came to post that

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:46 (three days ago) link

i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing

omar little, Friday, 18 October 2019 18:51 (three days ago) link

Formaldehyde was a popular drink
And it still is

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Friday, 18 October 2019 18:57 (three days ago) link

okay now

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 18 October 2019 19:01 (three days ago) link

there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghai
he’d love to come and lead us
but his body count’s too high

― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

pomenitul, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:23 (yesterday) link

actual weeping

the creator has a mazda van (NickB), Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:29 (yesterday) link

Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing

gyac, Sunday, 20 October 2019 20:33 (yesterday) link


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