Delayed Due To Projection Issues - the 2017 ILX Film Poll Results Thread

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Damn even Armond White liked this

― omar little, November 20, 2017

Chalamet is resourceful enough an actor (and Gerwig gives him the space) to remind us why we found selfish dicks hot as fuck.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, November 20, 2017

Saw this tonight. I liked the last third better than the first hour--which is good, I'd rather have a film end strong. Favourite two things were the scene where Lois Smith suggested love = attention, and also Lady Bird's voiceover about driving around Sacramento (and the matching shots of her and her mom behind the wheel). I'm always moved by scenes where someone gets an acceptance letter in the mail for university--think I could name a half-dozen other good ones. And proms, I guess because I didn't go my own. I kind of wish Laurie Metcalf hadn't been given a milder version of the Mary Tyler Moore role from Ordinary People. She's just so funny on Roseanne; I missed that.

― clemenza, Monday, November 20, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

my favorite screamo song of the year is the last minute or so this all-screaming version of the Lady Bird trailer

I now present to you, the Lady Bird trailer, but I scream every word... pic.twitter.com/4W0BfwTZz9

— toni (@chalametweekes) January 26, 2018

― Simon H., Sunday, 28 January 2018 15:37 (five months ago)

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/TTLZiC3.jpg

3. Good Time
d: The Safdie Brothers w: One Safdie Brother & Ron Bronstein
333 points, 20 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

they were big fans of using the n word in college so this really feels like their moment

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

they were obsessed with the wire and one of them (b4n iirc) needed to be talked out of dressing up as omar for halloween

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

also big fans of slam poetry

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

Dick Gregory said you shd never call it "the N word"

― Dr Morbius, 25 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

First year when my picks + ILX's top ten almost line up

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

this managed to be kinetic, idiotic and sweet all at once. might not be great but it worked

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

also the end is tearjerking out of nowhere

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

tt's votes were counted, everything above your 9 minute youtube video was disqualified on karmic grounds

:o I'll make sure this never happens again

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

i am saving my big grump-out at sic for later btw but be assured it is coming

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

Did you guys vote for the dyson video or something

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

my #2, loved this

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

no, it's that double king thing

which wouldn't have even made the poll if sic had not disqualified the two things above it ok ok i'll stop

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

I voted for that lawn chairs thing

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

True story I got good time Berlin syndrome and Detroit from the library and I didn’t watch Detroit because I was already too tense from the other two

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

The only other safdie film I’ve seen is the pleasure of being robbed which also follows a charismatic sociopath who takes advantage of ppl’s better nature, but it’s nicer and less thrilling

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

came out of Good Time in a daze and as soon as i got on the tube a guy next to me started throwing up in his backpack, felt very on theme

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

what's the lawn chairs thing?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

I can't find it, but it was one of those endless polls about best lawn chairs from a guy's collection as displayed on Youtube. It had more charm and intrigue than many films

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

I am still holding out that this will be The Last Jedi rather than Phantom Thread.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZMCWkXp.jpg

2. Get Out
w/d: Jordan Peele
364 points, 23 votes, 1 #1 (and 4 #2s)

https://i.imgur.com/Knx9jUx.jpg

1. Phantom Thread
d: Paul Thomas Anderson w: PTA & DDL
416 points, 19 votes, 6 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

on Get Out:

I loved this. the comedy was great. I feel like Peele's plot developments were a bit familiar (I mean it was v similar to the plot of that shit movie The Skeleton Key which wasn't exactly original when it came out) but twists weren't the point really.
I liked the cheesy over the top horror moments like the evil latin music while Bradley Whitford was ...uhh....doing something that I won't reveal.

― Neanderthal, March 1, 2017

fuck movies

― Dr Morbius, March 9, 2017

he looks like a young pre-AA Steve Bannon

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, March 19, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

on Phantom Thread:

I enjoy PTA’s seemingly central concern with the relationships of emotionally stunted monomaniac weirdos

Anyway since I’m a weirdo I thought this was the most romantic thing I’ve seen since the Mad Max Fury Road blood donation scene

― silby, January 12, 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

Cyril!

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

Thanks to all the voters, thanks to all the posters in this thread, thanks to everyone who's typed about these films on ILX over the last three calendar years that they've been in cinemas, and big thanks and best cheers to Gukbe.

If people who like posting their full ballots could do so here: BALLOTS: Ragnarok - ILM 2017 film poll ballot recycling , that would be helpful - full ballots make the results threads difficult to use afterwards. Please do argue here about other peoples taste, and say things like "I can't believe A Heavy Burden didn't get higher, it was my #24" in this thread though!

One big change in the results that the delay of the poll caused: a film that only showed in two cities for two weeks in 2017 moved from #2 to #1, possibly due to more people being able to see it once it was released.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

yes, thanks to all, best wishes to gukbe, and special thanks to sic *approaches sic for a handshake* *palms green slime from pocket* *leaves loads of green slime on sic's hand*

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

good to see the best film of the year win, thanks sic and gukbe!

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

aww sic <3

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

Phantom thread rules

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

it was v similar to the plot of that shit movie The Skeleton Key

That plus the pilot episode of The Boondocks. It was still great though. Phantom Thread must be doing something impressive to win out? I'm still too residually put off by Inherent Vice to have tried watching it yet.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

thanks sic and to hell with rest of ye

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

Thanks gukbe and sic! This was rollout was excellent

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

Inherent vice rules

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

inherent vice the movie of the last decade

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

on Get Out:

fuck movies
― Dr Morbius, March 9, 2017

LOL

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

I liked the roaming incoherentness of it, but that's about all. But generally I'm on board, so I'm sure this is fine. xps

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac)

Phantom Thread is a whisper, dude.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

there's nothing bloodless or bloviating or dull about Phantom Thread

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

/get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac)/

/Phantom Thread/ is a whisper, dude.


It’s a whisper, it’s a funny thing

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/980/1*PtasHubBbOekIh0EuF5L1g.jpeg

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

btw plz allow me to suggest that fans and detractors of Phantom Thread pay a visit to poll thomas anderson 2

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

thanks sic and to hell with rest of ye

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

If only more people could appreciate American superhero comic shite, the world would be so much better.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

I would have been happy with that 1-2 in either order, glad they were close in points.

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

If only more people could appreciate American superhero comic shite, the world would be so much better.

― calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:52 (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is such a trite morbsian false dichotomy, but even so, to engage it as if it were in fact the thrust of the matter: the disregard for whether a movie was a well or badly executed effort of or against its obvious genre classification in order to lobby for the right *type* of movie is a large element of these results

tactical voting is of course the other disgrace. amazing thing for an adult to be doing in ths context.

for an ILE poll on ILF subject matter, its all very ILM

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

how do you define tactical voting?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

lj and suchlike

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

All in one place:

49 Graduation (Cristian Mungiu) 40 points, 2 votes
49 Double King (Felix Colgrave) 40 points, 2 votes
49 Kedi (Ceyda Torun) 40 points, 4 votes
49 The Lego Batman Movie (V/A) 40 points, 2 votes
48 Raw (Julia Ducournau) 41 points, 4 votes
47 John Wick: Chapter 2 (Chad Stahelski, Derek Kolstad) 43 points, 3 votes 1, #1
46 Thor: Ragnarok (Taika Waititi & al.) 44 points, 5 votes
45 Ingrid Goes West (Matt Spicer, David Branson Smith) 45 points, 3 votes
42 The Levelling (Hope Dickson Leach) 46 points, 3 votes
42 The Disaster Artist (James Franco, various writers) 46 points, 3 votes
42 Western (Valeska Grisebach) 46 points, 3 votes
40 Detroit (Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal) 49 points, 3 votes
40 Toni Erdmann (Maren Ade) 49 points, 2 votes, 1 #1
39 Logan (James Mangold, Michael Green & Scott Frank) 51 points, 5 votes
38 Free Fire (Ben Wheatley, Amy Jump) 53 points, 4 votes
37 Happy End (Michael Haneke) 54 points, 5 votes
36 Zama (Lucrecia Martel) 56 points, 3 votes
35 God’s Own Country (Francis Lee) 58 points, 6 votes
33 Certain Women (Kelly Reichardt) 59 points, 3 votes
33 I Am Not Your Negro (Raoul Peck) 59 points, 6 votes
32 The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (Noah Baumbach) 63 points, 4 votes
31 The Shape Of Water (Guillermo del Toro, Vanessa Taylor) 68 points, 4 votes
30 The Square (Ruben Östlund) 78 points, 5 votes
29 Ex Libris: The New York Public Library (Frederick Wiseman) 86 points, 6 votes
26 A Ghost Story (David Lowery) 96 points, 8 votes
26 On Body And Soul (Ildikó Enyedi) 96 points, 6 votes
26 The Big Sick (Michael Showalter, Kumail Nanjiani & Emily Gordon ) 96 points, 7 votes
25 Coco (Lee Unkrich, Adrian Molina, diverse hands) 100 points, 6 votes
24 The Death Of Louis XIV (Albert Serra, Thierry Lounas) 102 points, 4 votes
22 Baby Driver (Edgar Wright) 104 points, 8 votes
22 The Death Of Stalin (Armando Iannucci, David Schneider, Ian Martin, some other bloke) 104 points, 6 votes
21 Paddington 2 (Paul King, Simon Farnaby) 105 points, 6 votes, 1 #1
20 Dawson City, Frozen Time (Bill Morrison) 106 points, 7 votes
19 120 BPM (Beats per Minute) (Robin Campillo, Philippe Mangeot) 107 points, 5 votes, 1 #1
18 The Ornithologist (João Pedro Rodrigues, Joao Rui Guerra da Mata) 114 points, 8 votes
17 mother! (Darren Aronofsky) 120 points, 8 votes
16 The Killing Of A Sacred Deer (Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou) 124 points, 9 votes
15 Faces Places (Agnès Varda & JR) 138 points, 10 votes
14 Dunkirk (Christopher Nolan) 154 points, 9 votes
13 Nocturama (Bertrand Bonello) 182 points, 11 votes
12 Blade Runner 2049 (Denis Villeneuve, Hampton Fancher & Michael Green) 186 points, 11 votes
11 The Lost City of Z (James Gray) 197 points, 11 votes 1 #1
10 A Quiet Passion (Terence Davies ) 200 points, 11 votes, 2 #1s
9 Twin Peaks (David Lynch & Mark Frost & David Lynch) 219 points, 10 votes, 4 #1s
8 The Other Side of Hope (Aki Kaurismäki 225 points, 13 votes
7 Call Me By Your Name (Luca Guadagnino, James Ivory) 243 points, 14 votes, 1 #1
6 The Florida Project (Sean Baker, Chris Bergoch) 264 points, 17 votes
5 Personal Shopper (Olivier Assayas) 275 points, 14 votes, 4 #1s
4 Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig) 295 points, 17 votes, 2 #2s
3 Good Time (The Safdie Brothers, Bron Ronstein) 333 points, 20 votes, 1 #1
2 Get Out (Jordan Peele) 364 points, 23 votes, 1 #1 4 #2s
1 Phantom Thread (Paul Thomas Anderson) 416 points, 19 votes, 6 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

My top five.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

aw i love that raw placed! that movie is extremely good

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link


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