Delayed Due To Projection Issues - the 2017 ILX Film Poll Results Thread

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Uh! Must be something wrong with the ㄣ

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

let's see

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

Twin peaks amazing but should really be on next year’s list

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

that last twin peaks still looks like a tarkovsky movie

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FRTKZyk.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

...and that one's a portlandia sketch

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

sic knows how to roll out a poll. keep em comin

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

I rated sunset song higher than aqp iirc

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

i'm fine with the rollout engine being stuck in twin peaks mode

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Completely missed A Quiet Passion, sounds great, will check it out.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Sic doing a great job, seems like a Good Time to drink a toast to himself (and gukbe)

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

hold on I think I've

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

gah, it is happening again

https://i.imgur.com/Knphn9t.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

Add all these points together and it's our winner.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

what year is this

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

what year is this

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:53 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

imago has set this bit of the poll to the soundtrack of his Aphex Twin pre-cover

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

Which actually works surprisingly well

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

and #8 is....

THE ARISTOCRATS

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

sorely tempted to do 18 of these, but if people are strapped in, let's start running for the finish

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

deliver us from thy temptations

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/OF5bzK3.jpg

8. The Other Side of Hope
w/d: Aki Kaurismäki
225 points, 13 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

this movie was amazing

sort of a diptych with le havre, really

it's like if jim jarmusch movies were actually good!

― Tracer Hand, 21 January 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

The other side of Twin Peaks.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

awesome. glad to see it in the top 10. when Kaurismäki was promoting Le Havre, he said it was the first in a trilogy, and TOSOH is clearly the second installment, but this time he said it would be his last film. Hope he's wrong.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

This kicked off a pleasant Xmas vacation watching older films.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

#2 for me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

expound!

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

He had one film higher.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

I might be easily amused, but the first attempt at sushi scene, where a party of Jap tourists turn up was pure fucking hilarious imo.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

uh I'm sure you're just trying to be brief in an internetty sort of way but you should've foregone that in this case

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/o9wKUBp.png

7. Call Me By Your Name
d: Luca Guadagnino w: James Ivory
243 points, 14 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

well that is about 5 places lower than expected

lovely movie. gay fantasy? liberal arts fantasy? it's the italian holiday experience, hyperrealised

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

For whoever else who doesn't care to read through my Facebook longtypes:

1. Elio's character was a stereotype of a privileged young white gay man-- an avatar for that cancer within the gay community, which is, in short, The Ideal Version Of A Gay Man-- young, white, cute, rich, confident, starved for cock-- the Ideal Version Of A Gay Man that makes not-young, not-white, not-cute, not-rich, not-confident, not-cock-starved gay individuals feel worthless

2. Elio's disconsolate nature-- "oh, we have to suffer through these summers in Italy"-- was insulting and made him, to me, an unsympathetic character-- by the end of the movie, when he's literally crying at the camera, I'm wondering: "what about Elio is meant to compel me to continue watching this movie, if not his young, cute, rich, confident, starved-for-cock whiteness?"-- even friends of mine reaching out to me about "should I see this movie?"-- I'd say "no, pass on it"-- they'd respond "but the young actor is SO HOT"

3. The dialogue was poorly written to the extreme. It was so continuously, terribly awful that I figured that James Ivory was able to force this project into production

4. The scenario of this movie-- a 17-year old cockslut seduces an older visiting grad student-- was essentially the plot line of a porno, or more specifically, a yaoi manga-- and yet this movie offered none of the erotic satisfaction of a porn-- the best scenes were the ones where Armie Hammer monologues about the etymology of the word "apricot"-- and there was one long shot of them motoring off into the distance that was nice too-- but yeah, it felt nearly identical to a porno but with no actual payoff

5. Italy looked ugly, the female characters were props, the chain smoking mom seemed like an extra from a Morrissey song, Elio's female lover was debased over breakfast ("I almost had sex with (girl) last night"), even the professor dad confesses that he too! had faggoty tendencies, the only shot of food was a boiled egg, that Psychedelic Furs song repeated itself more times than I can count, Armie Hammer can't act

Basically I thought Timothée Chalemet was pretty good tho

But yeah especially in comparison to "Moonlight" this felt risible, the fact that it's getting praised to the high heavens makes me feel like nobody is immune to empathizing with the plight of a young white cutegay-- and it makes me even more frustrated that we face twenty-to-fifty more years more of "Whites Only, Please" on people's Grindr pages

― flamboyant goon tie included, 7 January 2018

Having lived for a year in L.A. and seeing what the proximity-to-the-film-and-porn-industry does to non-white non-cute non-young gay men in that city (i.e. it segregates them, devalues them, and creates this fucking nightmare-pool of weirdness), I saw this movie as further propaganda to the primacy of the young white gay male form within the gay aesthetic value system

In short, I thought this film was dangerous and insulting and I shit on it

― flamboyant goon tie included, 7 January 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

<3 fgti's take tbh

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

😴

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PRsPBBr.jpg

6. The Florida Project
d: Sean Baker w: Sean Baker & Chris Bergoch
264 points, 17 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

For awhile, yes, Alfred is right that the movie takes for granted that "these horrifying children are charming little dears" and, left-field quips aside, not remotely convincing. Eventually, it settles into truly expert "everyone has their reasons" territory -- many moments of unforced efficiency. (Am thinking of the interlude with Willem Dafoe's son, I think, saying he doesn't want to "do this anymore," and also clearly understanding why Dafoe's character feels compelled to continue. And how the sudden pattern of bathtime play interludes gently invites the audience into a new and unpleasant plot point.)
And it has a knack for portraying squalor in a way that makes it clear how adults can see their environment one way and kids another way entirely. But one of the movie's most obvious but well-realized examples -- the birthday fireworks a half-mile away from the real show -- just underscored how the abrupt ending didn't fucking work. After Tangerine, which had one of my favorite endings in recent years, this was a damp squib. Even taking into consideration how it brings "reality" crashing into a 6-year-old girl's life so violently she has nowhere to turn to but desperate fantasy. But the movie's a lot stronger when it sticks to things like the tourists' helicopter endlessly taking off: exciting to kids, a slap in the face to the destitute adults.
Still, I'll refrain from calling any filmmaker willing to devote serious career energies into depicting the American underclass condescending until we actually have anything remotely like an appropriate proportion of filmmakers devoting serious career energies into depicting the American underclass.

― Eric H., Monday, October 23, 2017

Watched this a week after Happy End and thought Haneke would get the mom to go on a killing spree at the nicer hotel - I suppose that would follow Morbs' they were just a bunch of shits hot take. Me and the friend I was with thought it would be a better ending.

― xyzzzz__, December 7, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

oh good -- my most hated movie of 2017, yay!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

awful movie.. bad work ilx.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

this is another fakeout?

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

Cmbyn was my #6, but struggling to remember what I particularly liked about it. fgti's post seems completely otm.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

fgti's post is otm if you're viewing it as a gay movie but it's a holiday movie

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

<3 Florida project, screenshot speaks for itself imo

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

frfr

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

even when fgti is otm in that post, he's still wrong

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MPQoowb.jpg

5. Personal Shopper
w/d: Olivier Assayas
275 points, 14 votes, 4 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link


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