Delayed Due To Projection Issues - the 2017 ILX Film Poll Results Thread

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Can we try communism again don't give a shit what a bunch of British comedians say

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

yeah but dude it condemned millions of people to death or lives of grinding poverty

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

I didn't live through it man it didn't kill me lets have another go.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

just1ne otm

death of stalin was great imagine critiquing it as a critique of communism tho id be mortified

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

i should go watch this now

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

I str8 loathe Ianucci these days and can't be trusted to give him a fair hearing, but fwiw I thought this was complete cack.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

showreel trial

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

Simon OTM the movie loses so much momentum after 30 minutes and you’re just left bored and pissed off such a good cast & scenario were wasted

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

Only Isaacs was good, but that was more ball of energy.

Not really Ianucci's fault - very hard material to make a comedy out of.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

not nearly as hard as this made it seem.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

not hard at all, they managed it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

I laughed so hard throughout Death of Stalin and also shivered and that's exactly what the film was about, in that regard it's a complete success, basically I don't agree with you guys but I love you all nonetheless.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

I thought it was very funny and surprisingly moving. I'd have preferred everyone to be British, i guess, it would have made more sense and been funnier. Isaacs was the bomb but Andrea Riseborough's performance was stunning as well.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

Kedi was shit

what a strong opinion for that particular film

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Baby Driver would've been better if there'd been a scene of Ansel and me making out.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

https://www.kedifilm.com/about/

xyzzzz is this thread's Psikopat

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

<3

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

i reckon if Buscemi was a bit more shortarsed he'd make a cracking Yezhov. But the only way to improve The Death of Stalin would be to ditch Ianucci and that style of unsubtle, and unrelenting hard pummelling lol-tested zings in a non-stop manner, that makes me want to give up after 10 mins these days.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

of all the posters to eschew unrelenting hard pummelling calz!

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

I know I'm a wanker, but at least attempt to try and keep it polite!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

ha im not having a dig but your style once roused is notably uh..'direct' just sayin it struck me as a contrast to yr criticism of the movie (although yeah its a fair stick to beat DoS with, i just happened to enjoy it)

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

I might have even liked it myself at some earlier point of my life. I find as I get older some internal switches permanently click into the off position (including the switch marked "intelligence" some might say!) and things i used to be able to watch - i just can't tolerate much anymore.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

of all the posters to eschew unrelenting hard pummelling calz!

ha ha otm

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

i can barely even hard pummel a clove of garlic atm fwiw!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link

Baby Driver would've been better if there'd been a scene of Ansel and me making out.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 25, 2018 4:20 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

devops mom (silby), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

Spacey's proprietorial interest in Elgort would make Baby Driver a very difficult rewatch for me today.

Even if you give everyone an extra six months to see the films (and had a 'hype your favourite films' thread at the start of the year), you'd still need to sort out eligibility criteria - 'shown once in NYC on 31/12' would be a little silly.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

the future is perpetual polls covering the trailing 12 month period

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

Spacey's proprietorial interest in Elgort would make Baby Driver a very difficult rewatch for me today.


This was one of the only interesting things in the text of the film originally!


'shown once in NYC on 31/12' would be a little silly.

the rule is plainly "if Morbs went to that one screening it is eligible"

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

I think that’s as good a rule as any.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

Not that I vote in these.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

Ansel Elgort is the young Hollywood heartthrob who most makes me feel like Morbs regarding young Hollywood heartthrobs.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

i.e. you can't admit in public that you'd make out with him

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link

i.e. give me a baseball player any day of the week

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:43 (five years ago) link

GODDAMMIT if only we had strict rules that films which previously placed can't be voted for again

lol yeah that wd be a stupid rule

how many of you 8 motherfuckers who voted for that smug Baby Driver even saw Death of Louis XIV?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

Oscar eligibility should be the marker

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

usa, usa, usa.... lol

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

Death of Stalin was just fine, and it's from 2018 in the good ol' USA

you can make comedy out of cancer, AIDS, nuclear war, and my dating history.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

i think yer all voting for so many '18 films here so you can put the new actionporn MISSION: UNSPEAKABLE in at least 5 slots next year

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/2Axk.gif

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

"how many of you 8 motherfuckers who voted for that smug Baby Driver even saw Death of Louis XIV?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:15 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

lazy dialogue etc

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link

what a strong opinion for that particular film

Thanks.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:26 (five years ago) link

Seriously though playing up the quirkyness is the only thing ever allowed with a film abt cats.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:31 (five years ago) link

Snakes with fur are just cruel and overrated vermin imo, but I love a good dog movie.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:36 (five years ago) link

Bet many ppl in Istanbul hate them but its going to a Western market so we gotta respect. Call it 'magical' too and there you go.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 08:07 (five years ago) link

Sorry folks, poll's on hold while I retabulate to remove xyzzz's votes. We don't tolerate hate speech in this establishment.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 08:38 (five years ago) link

Chris marker is sad and disappointed

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:07 (five years ago) link

“This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.” — Agnès Varda

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:13 (five years ago) link

re: The Square - like it just doesn't work, not least because it will only ever play at the kind of art centres its taking the piss out of

― xyzzzz__, 25. juli 2018 23:55 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Square sold 100.000 + tickets in Denmark, iirc, and I suspect it did just as well in Sweden. Sometimes filmmakers make films for their own context, y'know?

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link

Like Paddington bear?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link

did big numbers in Peru iirc

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link


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