2018 NBA OFFSEASON

fucking Jabroni Parker

Fun little nugget - active NBA players have scored more than Kawhi Leonard career high of 41 points 383 times (65 unique player).

I know it means nothing, but I'm a little sad he never gave us a 55 point+ game in his tenure to remember.

Speaking of shitty teammates is it true that Nash divorced his wife a day after she birthed a brown baby boy courtesy of Jason Richardson? That shit always sounded too wild to be true

— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) July 19, 2018

some googling reveals this is...probably true?

yeah this was a very juicy topic here in phoenix for a while.

savage

the rumor also ended up landing on Barbosa as well

wait was this a real rumor? lmao

dudes. c'mon. this was THE thing.

It was a dumb rumor.

man, j rich is scummy

The rumor is scummy. The kid looks like Steve.

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/retired-professional-basketball-player-and-founder-of-the-steve-nash-picture-id542237870?s=612x612

the kid thing has been debunked but not the affair. who knows with that. something was up to file for divorce the day of the kids birth.

Oklahoma City has agreed to trade Carmelo Anthony and a protected 2022 first-round pick to Atlanta for point guard Dennis Schroder and Mike Muscala, league sources tell ESPN. Anthony will be waived, and he will join team of his choice. Rockets are frontrunner.

— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) July 19, 2018

what are the thunder gonna do with schroder? neither him or russ are good off the ball. russ plays like 45 minutes per game and running them together seems like a bad idea. idk.

Sources: As part of multi-team Carmelo Anthony/Dennis Schröder deal, Atlanta's Mike Muscala will go to Philadelphia, 76ers' Timothé Luwawu-Cabarrot will be traded to Oklahoma City and 76ers' Justin Anderson to Atlanta.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 19, 2018

yeah that's a weird player for okc too want

it's kind of a lot to give up for....mike muscala.

by taking back schroder it appears that the thunder are "only" saving $70-something million on the tax. still gonna be a $200M team and they've got two add'l seasons of schroder money on the books!

every russ triple double brings in $1m more revenue

Harden, CP, Tucker, Melo, Gordon is the all-time softest and most round-faced group in the history of the nba.

the pi face mamba

i don’t hate this for the thunder... i do think to have a shot at doing anything beyond making the second round they need to acquire as much talent as possible and schroeder can play, which is more than we can say for what they prob would’ve done if they just bought out melo outright. still hard to picture him & russ on the floor together.

they basically acquired the most reggie jackson like player in the NBA who isn’t reggie jackson which for this franchise in particular is kinda odd

He'll help them assuming he doesn't get convicted of felony battery.

they can't play together, like i just don't see how that works. i think the most positive thing i can say is that schroder is now on a team where being a dick isn't going to work at all

if schroder is convicted of a felony i think okc can void his contract? and if not, they may be able to salvage some of his value

okc def taking a culture risk by signing both noel and schroder

i kinda like all the okc moves this summer. one year under their belt plus they know PG is locked in so they dont need to tip toe around that any more. i kinda think schroders problems are a little overstated at this point. he's a fine guy to have as your 4th or 5th best player. think he's a much better playmaker than reggie jackson as well..

Russ's late game decision making will always be their achilles heel tho

still think the central question w/ them is whether you can win a playoff series if nobody in your own franchise can prevent russell westbrook from shooting 40 times per game

yes

PG gonna have to assert himself a bit more for sure.

suns got richaun holmes from philly. good pickup.

suns will win the nba playoffs

ayyyyyyye been waiting for your 2019 predix. still waiting for the Magic theory to be fulfilled.

in my defense the orlando magic theory was proposed before the oladipo / ibaka trade

i thought oladipo was actually good entirely based on a single celtics-magic game i went to where he went off and looked really impressive, and turned out to be right eventually but it took 2 trades to happen

i liked the theory but they ruined it with bad moves yup

i have some ideas in mind for which teams will outperform expectations next year but i want to see the rest of the offseason play out first

https://hoopshype.com/2018/07/19/oklahoma-city-thunder-dennis-schroder-atlanta-hawks-trade/

Paul George is like the only dude on that team who can shoot a three

Abrines and Pat Pat too. but they wont be seeing many minutes in the playoffs

They could really use Korver imo

yeah but sixers are trading for him. REUNION.

i know that's the rumor, but he seems sort of superfluous for the sixers

Super Cool Beas to the Lakers via Woj

this is gonna be a legendary roster

going all in on weird dude energy

i know its lebron and those young guys have potential but holy shit what a fucked up team

They still have that Luol Deng contract for some reason