rolling metal 2009 lols only critban

been practicing my death growl

throat hurts but its less laughable now than it was yesterday

http://suicidal-depressive.blogspot.com/

LOL

― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:36 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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o lmp!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:57 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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nt

― CHOIRS OF TUPPENCE (roxymuzak), Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:03 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

lol wtf even i mean

oh btw travis ryan knocked me on my ass during WITTR

from a youtube video i posted

sicbutsweet has made a comment on Bill Steer shreds.:
the hair... the playin..... it's all nice!!

Pelican EP is pretty gritty and rocking

So their drummer remembered how to drum this time?

― dada wouldn't buy me a bauhaus (aldo), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rude

― s1ock doctrine (roxymuzak), Monday, June 15, 2009 4:39 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

lmbo

that first pelican EP is great, couldn't get into anything else they did tho

i went by the store to pick it up today and it doesn't come out til next week :/

i want to play with pelican from here to baghdad

Ok the Krisiun Live Armageddon DVD is hilarious

http://invisibleoranges.com/images/detail-cattledecapitation-carcasscar.gif

check out the dude from cattle decap's car lol

― roxymuzak, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:00 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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smug motherfucker

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 25, 2009 11:03 PM (4 months ago)Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

clearly travis ryan read this thread and developed a vendetta lol

claro

"shit, is that big hoos from ilx over there? i'll show that motherfucker 'smug'"

*BUTTHOUSED

roxy:brb travis ryan is ramming thru the door to butthouse me
roxy:lol
roxy:back
me:lol
roxy:haha i wish any time we said something against catcap protocol he would just come sprinting to house us
roxy:wherever we were
me:lol
me:sprinting from nova scotia
me:running across the atlantic
me:and you don't even see him
roxy:hahaha
me:just WHOOSH and you're butthoused
roxy:hood up
me:and then there's a sonic boom
roxy:in my imagination
roxy:and you just fly to the side

every time u munch a krystal
travis ryan goes hood up/head down

(and an angel gets its wings)

http://www.maelstrom.nu/ezine/img13/frost.jpg

would smash, tbqh

hahaha ok please see this http://www.travisryanmusic.com/wordpress/?m=200806

Cattle Decapitation Honors Phil Collins With Veggie Burger

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/howtospotafakepolo.jpg

not only that, but i found it googling "fake bapes"

???

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/mayhem/irving/4.jpg

hahaha i wish it was ppl cheering

http://strefa.rockmetal.art.pl/sylwetki/agalloch.jpg

i give u agalloch

l-r: german electro, steampunk, german electro, *smh*

haha i love these guys, they manage to look in every picture like no single member belongs in the band at all

this is classic imo

http://www.metaleater.com/images/bands/agalloch/a1.jpg

i mean seriously, a fucking pinecone?!?!?!

"why....yes."

http://www.gothtronic.com/Goth/img_/Music1/plaatje/Agalloch.jpg
"we are all uncomfortable"

yoooooooooooooooo
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fxT8zPCwO9Q/SfXlyOFUjpI/AAAAAAAAAFg/HpWJkEf1mL4/s400/dexterdarkthrone.jpg

for use on igoogle

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/igoogle.jpg

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/5372_554281992318_3700497_32723901_.jpg

http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2006/11/16/479987/MastodonBorat.jpg

Mustis (keyboards; real name: Øyvind Mustaparta) and ICS Vortex (clean vocals, bass; real name: Simen Hestnæs) are no longer members of the Norwegian symphonic black metal band DIMMU BORGIR, according to a posting on Mustis' MySpace page...it should be rather telling that Mustis has set the "mood indicator" on his MySpace page to "betrayed."

genuine lols

indeed

omg

Tall men - is it a prerequisite?

This wants to be a metal thread.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5tY-XfbgJe0/So181GV4lPI/AAAAAAAAC60/DNozh3oIcEg/s1600-h/travisgameaol.jpg

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/the_game_travis_barker-lg-dubcnn.jpg

WTF

i found this GISing "michael akerfeldt"

http://www.yseras-auge.de/_/narrot/xgel9i.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v136/primrosehill/harrydouglasenslaved.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPYBXxfg0F4

lollllllllll

god i love yip yips

i have no idea what's going on with this review, it reads like there's a joke i'm missing (acrostic????) but its blowing my mind regardless tbH

Behemoth
Evangelion (Metal Blade)

Poland's export quotient rolls out far less than its prime death metal exponent Behemoth, founded in 1991 Gda´nsk. Global economic collapse has thus circumvented both the Central European republic and the band's sole original singer/guitarist, Adam "Nergal" Darski. Evangelion, Behemoth's ninth LP, beckons tourism sure as late Polish film director Krzysztof Kieslowski or silver ECM horn Tomasz Stanko. As dense as the belching malevolence of 2005's Demigod yet more sonically homogenous and nowhere near as clutching as full-length predecessor The Apostasy (2007), the trio's latest batter platter nevertheless streamlines its Iron Age metallurgy as effectively as its previous career-high blitzkrieg. If evangelicals pledge Christian faith, Evangelion – translated in the liner notes as "the reward of good tidings, given to the messengers" – delivers anti-Christian fury in scientifically measured doses and scholarly genius. Pitting philosophers (Proust, Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Aleister Crowley, Caligula) against gods (Dionysus, Ra, Jesus), the exactly 42-minute Evangelion touches down first and foremost as a drum exegesis sure as the bombing of Dresden. Zbigniew Prominski (aka Inferno) plays God of Thunder on the massive rhythmic beatdown of "The Seed ov I," while "Transmigrating Beyond Realms ov Amenti" paddles cardiac arrest in the tomahawking percussion intro rushing into Nergal's roaring whirlpool of gladiator riffs and slaughterhouse leads. The Poles save best for last, "Lucifer" a black mass of tar-pit guitar sucking down a demon vocal on Evangelion's only native tongue proclamation, lyrics by Neoromantic poet Tadeusz Micinski. Metalurgiczny.

whats wrong with that

haha just kidding that's completely out to lunch

blut aus nord? butt ass nerd more like

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, September 25, 2009 4:05 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^^BOOMING POST^^^^