"croissant-munching, latte-sipping": instances of misconceived media-class self-loathing ITT

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Sipped a Pinot Noir like the elitist I am.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Monday, 16 July 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Note that they never refer to something actually luxurious, e.g. "liberal elites driving BMWs to their ski vacations"

Ahhhhhh yes this feels like a key point. Because that would bring questions of wealth into play.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 16 July 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

ctrl-f "avocado toast"

aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 14:17 (five years ago) link

^^what I ate for lunch

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

Never seen them going more than about a quid

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

i haven't read this yet but judging by reviews and the author's twitter it's the book of the thread:

https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/e76fb582-cde2-496e-b7e1-469f4952f149_1.f66c6e3fe6ea02688066ae5108109eaa.jpeg?odnHeight=450&odnWidth=450&odnBg=FFFFFF

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:05 (five years ago) link

omg that cover

Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

my first thought was: Is that Berkoff in the middle. But as a cover design it is some ugly, lazy shit!

calzino, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link

the book looks good but yes they shd have gone with the wall of gammon (crepey meatstuffs remix)

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link

A chapter on The Dialectics of Banter revisits the sitcoms of the 1990s, characterising their mandated wackiness as a kind of “inverted sententiousness”, and noting that a similar sense of performative proletarian iconoclasm also informed the works of Young British Artists such as Tracey Emin and Damien Hirst.

might check it out, he said in a preformative prole voice!

calzino, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:48 (five years ago) link

i mean that's a p terrible read of most of hirst's OR emin's work

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:54 (five years ago) link

Got involved in a convo with him a few months ago and I think he either posted or lurked on ilx 10+ years ago.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

yes not their *work, but not on how they presented themselves to the media, but it would be a more appropriate description of Sarah Lucas' work, perhaps.

* or absolute fucking garbage, as I'd call it!

calzino, Sunday, 22 July 2018 12:58 (five years ago) link

TS: wall of gammon vs wallogina

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xyzzzz__: yes i'm p sure he's a one-time denizen of dissensus, he's buds with all the right types

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 13:10 (five years ago) link

(lol that came across more snidey than intended)

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 13:14 (five years ago) link

lol he didn't seem to like ilx very much. Very much one of the K-Punk (blog-era) lot, I think.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 July 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

tbf the secret motto of dissensus was "butthurt about ilx"

mark s, Sunday, 22 July 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

yup.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 22 July 2018 14:32 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2018/10/31/global-britain-can-exist-immigration-time-conservatives-relearnt/

"It’s time to face facts: liberals have lost the battle on immigration. Despite our self-assuring groupthink, where we gather around our almond-milk lattes and grumble about the backlash to our treasured freedom of movement, it’s becoming increasingly clear that most of the country thinks we’re badly out of touch. It appears as though we, in our metropolitan hubs, haven’t clocked the wider effects of immigration on working class people and on individual communities."

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

a series of comment pieces by young people, for young people, to provide a free-market response to Britain's biggest issues


a series of comment pieces by young tories, for the sir bufton-tufton set, to provide reassurance that those affected by britain’s actual biggest issues won’t drag them from their homes and put their heads on pikes

la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

One of them's by Liz Truss, 43.

Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

individual communities under the sea

nashwan, Wednesday, 31 October 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

three months pass...

i'm not the world's biggest atrios fan (and was thinking UK-wards when i started the thread) but this:

centrist pundit: elitist liberals and their starbucks-going latte-swilling ways will never play in real america

also centrist pundit: what real americans in the heartland want is the billionaire guy who made starbucks

— Atrios (@Atrios) January 31, 2019

mark s, Thursday, 31 January 2019 18:30 (five years ago) link

Tbf does anyone actually support Schultz’s presidential bid?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 1 February 2019 02:12 (five years ago) link

centrist pundits iirc

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Friday, 1 February 2019 02:53 (five years ago) link

eight months pass...

"a journey"

mark s, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

Presumably John Harris is stuck in Stoke.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Stephen Kinnock, married to the former PM of Denmark, is on LBC talking with contempt about "people who go to coffee bars in London."

— Frédéric Moreau (@goodclimate) December 18, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

rest assured stephen that your insistence on supporting the status quo will soon lead to the global collapse of agriculture so no-one will be visiting coffee bars ever again, congrats

WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 11:51 (four years ago) link

Stephen, is that you?
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/jun/02/how-i-eat-stephen-kinnock-mp

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:04 (four years ago) link

Given that there's a 'coffee bar' every 50 yards or so on every street in London, who exactly is he talking about?

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link

he likes a bit of salt-of-the-earth on his chips, after they've been pissed on!

calzino, Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

I’m a creature of habit – my breakfast is always a bowl of porridge and an orange. I chop up the orange and chomp on the inside of it.

god i'd forgotten about this, absolutely cursed content

WHEEL! OF! FORESKIN! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:13 (four years ago) link

"... then I put the peel in my mouth and make like I've got orange teeth."

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:17 (four years ago) link

Next he'll be saying he rubs oxo cubes on it

kinder, Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:55 (four years ago) link

that whole piece is the diary of somebody who doesn't require human like food

a very powerful woman in the dog world (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 19 December 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

“If you want to figure out what characters around Putin might do, or how international criminal gangs might exploit holes in our border security, you don’t want more Oxbridge English graduates who chat about [French psychoanalyst Jacques] Lacan at dinner parties with TV producers and spread fake news about fake news,”

Soup on my lanyard (Tom D.), Friday, 3 January 2020 12:15 (four years ago) link

ilx apply for the cummings job

mark s, Friday, 3 January 2020 12:25 (four years ago) link

He is the poster boy for middle class self-loathing.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Friday, 3 January 2020 12:30 (four years ago) link

Christ, this muppet is supposed to be a master of the dark arts and he's using "fake news about fake news". What did the chattering classes do to deserve such biting social commentary.

calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 13:13 (four years ago) link

Just walked past this ugly faux farmhouse type abode with the fake mews. Pretentious bloody croissant munching...

calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 13:42 (four years ago) link

Is that crazy Dom name-checking Lacan? Looking forward to the Sun explaining him to their readers people who look at pictures

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 13:44 (four years ago) link

he's finally getting back at all those pricks. he'll show them!!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 January 2020 14:45 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

"The North London polenta-eating intelligentsia can’t cope with a North East accent challenging their preconceptions of what they think is best for the hoi-polloi".

Darren Grimes, still angling for a job at GB News

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:49 (two years ago) link

where on earth has he got the polenta thing from?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

it just sounds fancy, I think.

calzino, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

Don’t tell me you never noticed how the ruling classes are always wolfing down Italian grits.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link

maybe tom harwood posted a picture of some polenta on his instagram

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:54 (two years ago) link


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