Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

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haha yes indeed

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

Instant classic thread

flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link

v good

Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (five years ago) link

idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issue
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (five years ago) link

the one in the middle is actually a shovel

Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

These drawings never get the pickups right

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

They also never get the gopher living in the hole

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

Hell yeah

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.

https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png

how about n-3 strings?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

The organtar.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link

Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FIRTNB7.jpg

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

ahah. is he (it ?) left handed or right handed !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

(awww I remember Titus games...)

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

nailed the lips though

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

I love this thread because apparently no one looks at guitars while drawing them. And yet every serious artist everywhere has been told to actually draw from life, even when (especially when) you think you know what someone or something looks like. It is as if art school is basically: you need to be looking at people and fruit to draw them. Guitars, however? Close your eyes and go to town, be as random as possible.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

one thing that kills drawings like this is total adherence to a particular photographic source- it doesn't matter how much nuance you put into the shading if you don't understand the mechanics and dynamics of the thing you're trying to depict

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

also little jimmy's arms are incredibly long

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Actually it is a baritome saz.

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

Not to be confused with the soprama saz, a.k.a. tha sazparilla

well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

Don't get me started on drums, cymbals, and tom angles.

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

Here is a pretty good drawing, as a palate cleanser:

https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/4379044.jpg

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

it's obviously tough going to get the face of the guitar to read as a flat surface on an elipse with so many compound curves around the edges

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Wow, both of the instruments on the Spider-Gwen cover that morrisp posted are pretty good! OFF TOPIC. MODS PLEASE PERMABAN.

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

I said it was a palate-cleanser!

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

Ok but take further discussion to "Reasonably accurate drawings of guitars."

seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

OK, back on track... this is one of my favorite drawings, by my favorite artist -- but I'm not afraid to admit that the angle of the neck is all f'd up:

https://thenextissuepodcast.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/lrvol1-24.jpg

drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

Hernandez Bros grasp the fundamental trick of *not* drawing strings

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

well ok maybe just Jaime

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

suspicious number of frets on hopey’s bass

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

That looks like Paul Stanley playing Adrian Belew's fretless guitar

you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 22 December 2023 04:10 (three months ago) link

Why is this so difficult? Do these artists not have models to draw from?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (three months ago) link

In this case the illustration was sitting above a photo that the guitar was clearly taken from -
https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/youngbrian.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:06 (three months ago) link


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