What the actual fuck @ dinsdale's last contribution. Those look like they're made out of cardboard and colored in with crayons. And the guitars are terrible looking too.
― (V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nb1Deym.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5cCXk9F.png
― soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link
Yeah that’s pretty bad.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link
not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link
Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.
― nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link
Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link
Best thread ever
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link
https://img.discogs.com/J1bPo9dClOXCDJHEalQf3H021Qk=/fit-in/600x569/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-926579-1250445887.jpeg.jpg
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link
Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.
http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg
― Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link
See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.
― i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link
fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.
― Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link
I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link
uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...
http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link
I've seen worse!
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link
haha yes indeed
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link
I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg
― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link
https://fanfix.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/rickjonessidekickfront_zps5cbb4895.jpg
― earlnash, Sunday, 15 July 2018 02:47 (five years ago) link
I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link
Instant classic thread
― flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link
v good
― Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (five years ago) link
idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look
― devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link
another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issuehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (five years ago) link
the one in the middle is actually a shovel
― Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (five years ago) link
oofhttp://orig08.deviantart.net/12fb/f/2009/204/5/0/guitar_player_by_asgard7.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
These drawings never get the pickups right
― Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
They also never get the gopher living in the hole
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link
Hell yeah
― flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link
http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/2014/archiesgenericcelebs/22-talesfromriverdaledigest28a.jpg
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc23926277e0c0e6d6f9e2bf6152b6be/tenor.gif?itemid=10458925
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:27 (four years ago) link
Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.
― Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link
n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.
― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:28 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png
how about n-3 strings?
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fjeffbeaty.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2014%2F06%2FPresidents_Of_The_United_States_Of_America_press.jpg&f=1&nofb=1
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:44 (four years ago) link
https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/young-spanish-woman-with-a-guitar-pierre-auguste-renoir.jpg
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:45 (four years ago) link
that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/45/30/864530c5b288369c4318069721ab2009.png
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:50 (four years ago) link
veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link
The organtar.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link
Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out
― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a9/Bigpink.jpg/220px-Bigpink.jpg
― fetter, Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/FIRTNB7.jpg
― chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link
ahah. is he (it ?) left handed or right handed !
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link
(awww I remember Titus games...)
― AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link
https://live.staticflickr.com/4061/4538865267_04093bfd84_b.jpg
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
nailed the lips though
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link
I love this thread because apparently no one looks at guitars while drawing them. And yet every serious artist everywhere has been told to actually draw from life, even when (especially when) you think you know what someone or something looks like. It is as if art school is basically: you need to be looking at people and fruit to draw them. Guitars, however? Close your eyes and go to town, be as random as possible.
― well, fuck me with a pumpkin spice lube (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link
one thing that kills drawings like this is total adherence to a particular photographic source- it doesn't matter how much nuance you put into the shading if you don't understand the mechanics and dynamics of the thing you're trying to depict
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link
also little jimmy's arms are incredibly long
― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link
incredible shits with etc
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 29 September 2023 02:26 (six months ago) link
https://www.thebeliever.net/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/TB144-1306x1536.jpeg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 00:58 (four months ago) link
incredibly shit drawings of everything. Not entirely sure who I'm looking at here. Guessing that diagonal up the middle is Dolly Parton, PJ Harvey, Mariah Carey, a young Ronald Reagan?
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:08 (four months ago) link
Wait, is that supposed to be Lol Tolhurst?
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:11 (four months ago) link
Lol Tolhurst never had a beard.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:18 (four months ago) link
Is that Natalie Merchant up front?
Dolly's cleavage has kind of merged into one mound of flesh.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:21 (four months ago) link
xp No, I mean in the yellow t-shirt, which I'm sure Lol Tolhurst has also never had.
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:33 (four months ago) link
Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham
― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:46 (four months ago) link
It is Lol, yeah, his son interviews him in the issue. And it’s Natalie M as well. Not sure of the others.
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:52 (four months ago) link
* other ambiguous faces
Chap at the back seems like a composite of all BTS members. Anyone dare to take a guess at the guy holding the shit guitar?
― You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:10 (four months ago) link
Vieux Farka Touré
https://www.thebeliever.net/the-desert-and-the-river/
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:35 (four months ago) link
Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, December 15, 2023 9:46 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, December 15, 2023 9:46 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Has a little George Carlin vibe going on, as well.
― peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:37 (four months ago) link
And Robert Wyatt.
― Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:38 (four months ago) link
from an article about Brian May's guitar:https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/redspecial.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 03:01 (four months ago) link
That looks like Paul Stanley playing Adrian Belew's fretless guitar
― you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 22 December 2023 04:10 (four months ago) link
Why is this so difficult? Do these artists not have models to draw from?
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (four months ago) link
In this case the illustration was sitting above a photo that the guitar was clearly taken from -https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/youngbrian.jpg
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:06 (four months ago) link