Incredibly shit drawings of guitars

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Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

looks like a pear that someone tried to string

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Saturday, 14 July 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link

https://imgur.com/cNeoyox.jpg

Just sighted. Perfectly fine, just needs an inexpensive bridge repair.

mick signals, Saturday, 14 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

What the actual fuck @ dinsdale's last contribution. Those look like they're made out of cardboard and colored in with crayons. And the guitars are terrible looking too.

(V) (°,,,,°) (V) (Austin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/nb1Deym.png

soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:09 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5cCXk9F.png

soref, Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

Yeah that’s pretty bad.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

not entirely clear what the drummer is aiming for with his sticks or doing with his feet either.

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 14 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

Drawings of drums are generally pretty bad too, and drums are usually just cylinders! You'd think that someone who studied drawing would have a basic idea about forms.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

Like his bandmate Pete Townshend, John Entwistle played the 10-string guitar. Unlike Townshend, he was left-handed.

https://img.discogs.com/iLRUmufmUPkIQ4bzQrEJdaoYJjw=/fit-in/600x598/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb():quality(90)/discogs-images/R-991282-1181559387.jpeg.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Saturday, 14 July 2018 21:54 (five years ago) link

Best thread ever

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:10 (five years ago) link

Why does this cyber-tittied horselady have a fretless bass for a right arm? Passable likeness, shit context.

http://www.maidenthebeast.com/archivos/albums/metal/metal-for-muthas-front-m.jpg

Category: Animist Rock (Matt #2), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:49 (five years ago) link

See, that has it's problems, but it's not the worst. It's recognizably a telecaster, whereas Keith looks like Alice Cooper from Prince of Darkness and the part of Mick Jagger is being played by a child of Dagon.

Haha, I think it’s worst on here... look at the angles of the neck and headstock! It’s clear the artist drew Keith’s hands first, and then very awkwardly tried to work in the gtr.

i’m still stanning (morrisp), Saturday, 14 July 2018 22:50 (five years ago) link

fwiw I think that is actually Bill Wyman’s head on Keith’s body.

Pwn Goal Picnic (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link

I thought Ron Wood myself. Also loving the shoes and "pirate legs", reminds me of how Han Solo was drawn in the original Star Wars adaptation.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 14 July 2018 23:55 (five years ago) link

uh the guitar is good i guess but the rest is ...

http://everygamernews.com/wp-content/plugins/RSSPoster_PRO/cache/7305e_spiderpunk.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:07 (five years ago) link

I've seen worse!

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:08 (five years ago) link

haha yes indeed

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:10 (five years ago) link

I knew that the po-faced absurdity of DC Comics would not fail me

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/cb/ec/91/cbec91c1f017a34b6c523d5401f96feb.jpg

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 15 July 2018 00:15 (five years ago) link

I was going to give that some benefit of the doubt on the neck, until I remembered how to count

El Tomboto, Sunday, 15 July 2018 03:49 (five years ago) link

Instant classic thread

flappy bird, Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:20 (five years ago) link

v good

Hall of Fam (Spottie), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:33 (five years ago) link

idk y’all these all look exactly like guitars look

devops mom (silby), Sunday, 15 July 2018 05:40 (five years ago) link

another gem from the Transformers Springsteen issue
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7Hvuq9dU8GI/UxJn1Jhl8hI/AAAAAAAABXo/d66gmzvI-VQ/s1600/2014-03-01+17.00.28.jpg

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Sunday, 15 July 2018 07:24 (five years ago) link

the one in the middle is actually a shovel

Dinsdale, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:08 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

These drawings never get the pickups right

Master of Treacle, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

They also never get the gopher living in the hole

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

https://s.put.re/21k7YLW1.jpeg

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

Hell yeah

flappy bird, Thursday, 17 October 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

Love this thread. That thing Jimmy Olsen is playing looks more like a saz than a guitar.

Beware of Mr. Blecch, er...what? (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 17 October 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

n tuning pegs with n-1 strings seems to be a common theme.

https://i.imgur.com/wiXmO7T.png

how about n-3 strings?

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

that fretting hand appears to be entirely boneless

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:46 (four years ago) link

veering dangerously close to an existenZ-level nightmarish flesh instrument there

expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

The organtar.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 October 2019 11:59 (four years ago) link

Boneless fretting hands were great until Popeye's ran out

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 October 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FIRTNB7.jpg

chips moomin (unregistered), Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

ahah. is he (it ?) left handed or right handed !

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

(awww I remember Titus games...)

AlXTC from Paris, Thursday, 17 October 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

The good ol' high loathsome sound.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:51 (ten months ago) link

looks like a card by the twitter account that parodies hill country rednecks? the drawing seems appropriate for the humor to me.

ꙮ (map), Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:51 (ten months ago) link

Oh yeah, it's Little Bubby Child and on the whole definitely appropriate to the humor and deliberate within the style (to an extent).

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 8 June 2023 21:10 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

Now I'm trying to figure out how that tremolo system would actually work in reality.
Also, appropriately for Trump, the bar is set pretty low.

mirostones, Friday, 29 September 2023 02:21 (six months ago) link

incredible shits with etc

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 29 September 2023 02:26 (six months ago) link

two months pass...

incredibly shit drawings of everything. Not entirely sure who I'm looking at here. Guessing that diagonal up the middle is Dolly Parton, PJ Harvey, Mariah Carey, a young Ronald Reagan?

peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:08 (four months ago) link

Wait, is that supposed to be Lol Tolhurst?

peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:11 (four months ago) link

Lol Tolhurst never had a beard.

Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:18 (four months ago) link

Is that Natalie Merchant up front?

Dolly's cleavage has kind of merged into one mound of flesh.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:21 (four months ago) link

xp No, I mean in the yellow t-shirt, which I'm sure Lol Tolhurst has also never had.

peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 14:33 (four months ago) link

Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham

/asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:46 (four months ago) link

It is Lol, yeah, his son interviews him in the issue. And it’s Natalie M as well. Not sure of the others.

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:52 (four months ago) link

* other ambiguous faces

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 15 December 2023 14:52 (four months ago) link

Chap at the back seems like a composite of all BTS members. Anyone dare to take a guess at the guy holding the shit guitar?

You have already voted in this poll and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:10 (four months ago) link

Vieux Farka Touré

https://www.thebeliever.net/the-desert-and-the-river/

peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:35 (four months ago) link


Bearded guy looks like F. Murray Abraham

― /asarco (AcnalbasacNoom), Friday, December 15, 2023 9:46 AM (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Has a little George Carlin vibe going on, as well.

peace, man, Friday, 15 December 2023 15:37 (four months ago) link

And Robert Wyatt.

Free Ass Ange (Tom D.), Friday, 15 December 2023 15:38 (four months ago) link

from an article about Brian May's guitar:
https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/redspecial.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 03:01 (four months ago) link

That looks like Paul Stanley playing Adrian Belew's fretless guitar

you have already voted in this dolt and cannot vote again (Matt #2), Friday, 22 December 2023 04:10 (four months ago) link

Why is this so difficult? Do these artists not have models to draw from?

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 22 December 2023 22:51 (four months ago) link

In this case the illustration was sitting above a photo that the guitar was clearly taken from -
https://hackaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/youngbrian.jpg

assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 22 December 2023 23:06 (four months ago) link


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