Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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I still read bedraggled like that.

Yerac, Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:13 (five years ago) link

I got out of bed like this / undraggled

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:21 (five years ago) link

Just now, having re-read the lyrics to Tay Zonday's supposed novelty hit "chocolate rain" only to realise its a Langston Hughes-esque protest song and I never realised :/

(in my defense I never paid attention to the words at all tbh)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

I was shockingly old when I learned I was shockingly old.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

Nobody is shocked by your age except you. I think we’re mostly just impressed but don’t want to say so because we don’t want you to feel old.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:45 (five years ago) link

(“can I be Aimless someday?” many ilxors ask)

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:47 (five years ago) link

you are too kind. or drunk. I can't decide.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 03:51 (five years ago) link

both.

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:53 (five years ago) link

👊

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 03:57 (five years ago) link

👊

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 July 2018 04:01 (five years ago) link

🖐

El Tomboto, Friday, 20 July 2018 04:11 (five years ago) link

<3

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 20 July 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

that Isabella Rossellini is the daughter of Ingrid Bergman and Roberto Rossellini.

flappy bird, Friday, 20 July 2018 05:37 (five years ago) link

When he first spotted Isabella, David Lynch told her: “Hey, you know, you could be the daughter of Ingrid Bergman.” A friend nearby informed him, “You idiot, she IS Ingrid Bergman's daughter."

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Friday, 20 July 2018 07:56 (five years ago) link

Lynch uses that line on everyone.

mick signals, Friday, 20 July 2018 14:48 (five years ago) link

an earring is a ring that goes on an ear

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:21 (five years ago) link

Ok, that's a bit shocking

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:23 (five years ago) link

Yeah

No angel came (Ross), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

:O

Gâteau Superstar (dog latin), Friday, 20 July 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

scumbag as an insult comes from the word's usage in the 20th century as a term for condom

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

gross, right?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

It was a lot more transgressive when i fuckin coined it tbh

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

surely the s should just be dropped if that's the case

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

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Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

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Hi My father very Rusted Root with me what can I do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:29 (five years ago) link

was gonna say, kinda weird choice of product you got there

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:36 (five years ago) link

that "Quisling" was an actual person who collaborated with the Nazis as opposed to a pleasingly onomatopoeic English word with vague connotations of faery changelings or some kind of hideous and stunted birdlike creature

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link

have you just watched The King's Choice? That was how I learned about Quisling last year.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:53 (five years ago) link

I was aware of the name source but not all the connotations of the term. Had been thinking of it as a term for Trump but it seems to be necessary for the country involved to be under occupation which it isn't quite yet.

Stevolende, Thursday, 26 July 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link

I was thinking it meant deceptive sellout ala 5th columnist so criteria about country actually being under occupation wasn't vital.

Stevolende, Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:09 (five years ago) link

The 16 men are on a dead man’s *treasure chest*, and not, like, on a guy’s physical chest (like a tattoo)

Οὖτις, Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

"One for the money and done for the rest" refers to the fact that all but one of those sixteen men are dead, too, and all the treasure belongs to the last one left alive.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

No results found for "one for the money and done for the rest".

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 29 July 2018 01:56 (five years ago) link

it’s not like there’s an authoritative version of that song that actually means stuff at this point

but it’s fifteen men not sixteen

El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 July 2018 02:03 (five years ago) link

i always heard it was a furlong or a shilling of men. imperial measures are incredibly fucked

Hunt3r, Sunday, 29 July 2018 03:46 (five years ago) link

It's more "got shockingly far through today before I clocked" but: Emily Bronte and Kate Bush were born on the same day, 140 years apart.

Alba, Monday, 30 July 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

16 men and whaddaya get
Another day deader and deeper in chest

how's life, Monday, 30 July 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eHEm8qN.png

pplains, Monday, 30 July 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

David Axelrod's a white guy

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:46 (five years ago) link

the musician or the politician?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

the latter. There's a musician named David Axelrod?

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

thread delivers

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

anyway I would've sworn I'd seen pictures of David Axelrod the political consultant before, and would've sworn he was black, but he actually just had a mustache. Was I thinking of Eric Holder? Maybe.

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

https://www.reverbnation.com/musician/ericholder

looks white too?

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:03 (five years ago) link

My dad has a mustache but I've never mistaken him for a black man.

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

anyway I'm ostensibly at work

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

I think there's a new reissue of one of the David Axelrod William Blake lps, just saw it in a review section from I think this month.
Did some really great funky semi orchestral stuff and the Electric Prunes lps before he replaced teh actual band members.
Worth checking out if you're not already familar with him

Stevolende, Tuesday, 31 July 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

the latter. There's a musician named David Axelrod?

― devops mom (silby)

unless it's just a pseudonym for arnold shawmobile

Arch Bacon (rushomancy), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Probably not the right thread for this but I just found that the film director in "Singin' in the Rain" being slowly driven crazy by having to record sound was Kim Fowley's father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTFCctdiS04&list=PLQuPBULYvksL7mfbLwiiToy_iDi_8Cjc7&index=5

Scottish Country Twerking (Tom D.), Monday, 27 August 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link


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