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LOL

says more about shots on target than england, but lol nonetheless

How does that stat even work when England have scored 12 goals in 6 matches?

That’s from open play so free kicks, corners and penalties excluded, I guess. That’s how England scored most of their goals.

Not coming come but breaking records nonetheless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44898458

Southgate so desperate to not pick Connor Coady that he reverts to a back 4

uh

winks

poch 4 england

i presume replay will show that as absolute thuggery

the fuck do refs still ignore this cunts violence

nonsense

pretty undignified stuff this from whatdyoucallhim

mind u losing 3-1 to an eric dier team must sting

seems a bit harsh moaning about this Rooney cap from anybody who didn't quibble about 50-odd before it

12 goals and 9 assists in 19 starts this season.

legend.

hello england's rose

is every BBC journo being bunged by UEFA to pretend this nonsense "competition" is good now?

England are celebrating this as though it's a World Cup semi-final.

It's their World Cup semi-final.

dont grouse lads if this young english team was anyone else we'd love em

Love Dele Alli? Like that's going to happen.

You have to admit there's something brilliantly batshit about a competition where if you win you go through to the semi-finals and if you lose you get relegated.

If I'd bothered to understand the competition and realised what the stakes were I'd have actually watched it.

OTM.

It's like Brexit or somethin', no-one knows what the fuck is going on.

compelling case tbph

Is Rooney the Tony Blair in this analogy?

What a fucking simpering, overexposed irritant Southgate has become. And Kane ya is a disgrace to his heritage. The next Ingerland fail can't come soon enough to sate my burning hatred for 'em rn.

Michael Keane, worst of all the Keanes.

idk magnum pi at no 9 was a bold choice for the opposition

always admire the freshness of youth that havent learnt yet not to just take on shit defenders

It seems we've never had a Pirlo thread. Shame on us. I'll put this here as it features England.

Pirlo's look of calmness with a dash of disdain before his penalty here is all time. The manner of this penalty wins the rest of the shoot out for me.

Italy v England, Euro 2012. (Penalties)
Could watch this all day.... 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/wBO43jAcK5

— Classic Calcio (@ClassicCalcio) March 25, 2019

Also enjoy Hart being a clown and not getting a finger to a single penalty.

the number of england players who wouldnt get an irish shirt based on their passing tonight

I'd take Hudson O'Doi

colm wasnt it

commentary during last nights England game on TV3

Chris Sutton: "You can't really blame Declan Rice choosing to play for England. Ireland have no chance of qualifying from their group"

Commentator: "Let's not talk about that"

Up the Royal Academy.

The England U21 game is crazy.

Five goals in thirteen minutes, including one for Hagi junior, 3-2 Romania,

make that six! 4-2

Two home defeats in a row for England U21, I thought they were supposed to be good now?

P'tit peu d'lol mais surtout triste

Adil Rami sacked by Marseille for secretly participating on Fort Boyard

Omg that Kosovo goal.

by the time i realised this had kicked off i missed the opportunity to lol

why's it at Southampton?

Only suitable venue for the Ali Dia tribute act at the back.

was brilliant tho

hungry boys these

this is all hilarious

5-3 after 54 minutes wtf

oh wait is it lol again now? hold on