Just woke up to realize I forgot Clickhole was a satire website. I hear there are worse ways to wake up.— Meagan Flynn (@Meagan_Flynn) July 10, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link
lol brutal
― sprout god (lag∞n), Thursday, 12 July 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link
incredible:https://www.clickhole.com/marketing-win-ray-ban-won-an-award-for-its-incredible-1826873876
― Spencer Chow, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link
https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad-news-for-the-resistance-sources-close-to-mueller-1826194497
― diamonddave85 (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link
jesus god there’s some horribly lurid imagery in there huh
― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/entering-a-new-market-listerine-has-asked-anyone-who-i-1826873473
― evol j, Friday, 27 July 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/a1bbe33b461d178493268f8e18d1da3e/5C1AB988/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/40967883_2050215411709060_2524109051013365760_n.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Saturday, 15 September 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link
lol
― k3vin k., Sunday, 16 September 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link
The Kids At School Bullied Him…Until He Had A Defensive Ink Sac Surgically Inserted Into His Mouth https://t.co/pYPnvVkWKW pic.twitter.com/AAOLZuGdIp— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link
This is top 5 clickhole imo. Up there with Garbage Sons and Geese In Daughter's Bedroom.
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-the-animatronic-fox-on-splash-mountain-addresse-1825122431?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=clickhole_copy&utm_campaign=top
― hot dog go to bathroom (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 23 October 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link
After the ride, I told the Disney World employee working the line what had happened, and he just said, “That sounds bad.” But he didn’t do anything.
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 October 2018 01:46 (five years ago) link
The fact that he gets back on the ride four more times in order for the conceit to work is one of my favorite parts.
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, 24 October 2018 02:18 (five years ago) link
Finding Common Ground: This White Man And This Muslim Woman Both Have ‘Trump’ Painted On Their Garages https://t.co/iOkiLonSuR pic.twitter.com/LxVTbD27Vc— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 9, 2018
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 9 November 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link
oh no
― k3vin k., Friday, 9 November 2018 17:01 (five years ago) link
heee
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 November 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/SuC2IDh.jpg
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Friday, 30 November 2018 15:54 (five years ago) link
https://voices.clickhole.com/the-stories-in-the-flintstones-are-powerful-but-they-1825124094
― Mordy, Sunday, 16 December 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/hot-hot-hollywood-armie-hammer-has-removed-his-toupee-1829588651?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main
i love the latest house style, and this might be their best headline yet
― imago, Monday, 31 December 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
agreed, a real corker
― ogmor, Monday, 31 December 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link
This Will Change the Way You Watch 'O Brother, Where Are Thou?' pic.twitter.com/jK5s1MjESw— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 22, 2019
― lag∞n, Monday, 11 February 2019 03:16 (five years ago) link
Neat!
― ⅋ (crüt), Monday, 11 February 2019 03:30 (five years ago) link
dying @ five dollar foot long
― macropuente (map), Monday, 11 February 2019 04:01 (five years ago) link
v glad to finally learn what the new deal was
― bhad bundy (Simon H.), Monday, 11 February 2019 04:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254
― na (NA), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:35 (five years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/girl-power-american-girl-has-released-a-new-doll-who-w-1832277584
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link
brutal
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:47 (five years ago) link
oooof
Her full set includes a newspaper with a front page story about Rosa Parks that she cut out in order to save a story about a local animal shelter from the other side of the page, plus a trophy that her softball team won in their all-white youth league.
― “Emotional Interest Underwear” (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 February 2019 16:50 (five years ago) link
Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die https://t.co/xj0O5BBc0d pic.twitter.com/avUs53JESv— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 19, 2019
― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 20 February 2019 02:08 (five years ago) link
good pitch honestly https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778
― moose; squirrel (silby), Saturday, 2 March 2019 03:05 (five years ago) link
I loled
― kinder, Saturday, 2 March 2019 04:25 (five years ago) link
I'd watch that movie
― DJI, Saturday, 2 March 2019 07:14 (five years ago) link
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/get-horny-on-these-6-pictures-of-lust-despot-channing-t-1825121420
whoever writes these has the best style on clickhole
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Saturday, 23 March 2019 00:09 (five years ago) link
:D
https://www.clickhole.com/hey-can-you-watch-my-stuff-1825121034
― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Thursday, 28 March 2019 23:05 (five years ago) link
this is so good
https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-your-son-didn-t-pull-the-correct-lessons-from-w-1833546126
― frogbs, Tuesday, 2 April 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/now-that-univision-isn-t-our-corporate-owner-anymore-w-1833891542
― Simon H., Wednesday, 10 April 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link
Diversity Fail: Admissions Statistics Show That More Than 90% Of Harvard’s Incoming Freshman Class Is Made Up Of Nerds https://t.co/lThpwu2BPQ pic.twitter.com/ABY1m99qrf— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 23, 2019
― person industrial complex (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link
In 1999, a man wanted to create a foul-tasting donkey poison to kill the noisy donkeys that were living in his house. Today, we call that donkey poison Cap’n Crunch cereal, and we eat it on Memorial Day to punish ourselves for sending our sons and daughters to war.— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 8, 2019
― silverfish, Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:03 (four years ago) link
The whole Cap’n Crunch day has been outstanding.
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link
I like to think that whoever came up with this story idea spent the rest of the day on the street, high-fiving strangers
I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your Mom https://t.co/HqzCyD6GkY pic.twitter.com/5e4Glh3NUA— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 12, 2019
― but everybody calls me, (lukas), Monday, 13 May 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link
it's a classic
― kinder, Monday, 13 May 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link
Beachgoer Tries To Let The Predator Know There’s A Tampon String Hanging Out Of His Bathing Suit But The Predator Assumes She’s An Attacker And Maces Her pic.twitter.com/WzIYjWWJjV— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 17, 2019
― mott the hoopleheads (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 July 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link
https://www.clickhole.com/5-episodes-of-diners-drive-ins-and-dives-where-guy-f-1835414934
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link
Jesus Christ lmao
― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Thursday, 18 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
hahahahaha
― k3vin k., Thursday, 18 July 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link
Powerful: This Digital Simulation Of A Democrat And A Republican Understanding Each Other Will Fill You With Hope pic.twitter.com/mGDkFXTbJI— ClickHole (@ClickHole) September 25, 2019
― j., Thursday, 26 September 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/legal-quandary-these-two-brothers-have-been-looking-at-1835751651
― imago, Wednesday, 30 October 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link
https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-he-come-in-looking-all-huge-with-his-jiggling-f-1840489605
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 21 January 2020 22:23 (four years ago) link
Teacher's pet!
― DJI, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 00:55 (four years ago) link
That Diners & Drive-ins article is so good.
― S-, Friday, 24 January 2020 03:43 (four years ago) link
Cards Against Humanity closed a deal to purchase @ClickHole! They will operate independently as a majority employee-owned company. We are extremely honored and excited to support the ClickHole team. https://t.co/QySRwH4lUj— Max Temkin (@MaxTemkin) February 3, 2020
― iatee, Tuesday, 4 February 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link