darragh otm
One of the papers today had a front page about how Our Boys (as one?) had refused - refused! - the prospect of an open-topped bus unless they actually Bring Football Home.
I am pretty sure May would give them a full North Korean 10-hour march-past if it would distract.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 10:44 (five years ago) link
One of the tiny number of things I actually like about May - possibly the only thing - is that she has never at any point even tried to affect an interest in football. Rather that than some of the cringeworthy shit Cameron used to come out with.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 10:52 (five years ago) link
Cameron with his love of Villa or was it West Ham? Fuck knows, he wasn't that sure himself.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
A ham lover with a villa in the West iirc.
― shaqiri tip (nashwan), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:06 (five years ago) link
Ousmane Dembélé's substitute role for France & the long journeys across Russia have led him to create an entirely new team on Football Manager called Winchester FC in England: "This is my new project, there's going to be a South American atmosphere in the stadium."— Get French Football News (@GFFN) July 1, 2018
big question is if ousmane has made it into the prem yet. apparently he's gone for winchester fc bc he watches the last kingdom and is basically role-playing as a saxon
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:19 (five years ago) link
Déjà des soupçons de tricherie au Winchester FC de @Dembouz... 🤔 On va mener l'enquête ! 🧐 pic.twitter.com/G6ifzp9e61— Equipe de France (@equipedefrance) July 8, 2018
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:23 (five years ago) link
aww <3
apart from hernandez are there any actual heels left in the world cup
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:25 (five years ago) link
"f******i" = sb
i guess vida *looks* like a heel. and dele alli has it in him
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link
danny rose is a dick tbfttl
dele is a complete dick and not very good
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:26 (five years ago) link
modric is a tax dodger
lloris is middle class. cunt.
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:27 (five years ago) link
all white england players prob vote tory or brexit or both
lads
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:27 (five years ago) link
thought you were gonna do toby and jan next
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:28 (five years ago) link
harry kane sacrificed daughter and lovely eriksen for a goal
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:28 (five years ago) link
toby wants to win trophies and maximise his earnings over a short career.
execute him
jan vertonghen scored goals once and now doesnt i hope he dies
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link
btw i restarted ASTB and am now about 30 pages in and i am finn maccool
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
you are possibly sweeney
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link
haha fair
Jan Vertonghen tried to strangle Ander Herrera once and probably has some kids in his basement iirc
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:31 (five years ago) link
hazards goal agaibst arsenal was shit also he plays for Chelsea
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:35 (five years ago) link
The current team is more interesting and dynamic, and in that sense they have betrayed themselves, as Spain did a decade ago.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/jul/10/england-hopes-2018-world-cup-russia (actually quite interesting range of opinions actually)
― shaqiri tip (nashwan), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:35 (five years ago) link
F******* not really a heel?
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:36 (five years ago) link
more of an elbow really
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd38KUjmOho
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:38 (five years ago) link
Alli has definitely been more peripheral and probably less good all round than buzzing heart of the side Sterling tbf
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:39 (five years ago) link
god there's quite a few truth bombs in that Graun round-up
― he's one of our pwn (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:42 (five years ago) link
England have a great chance of winning the World Cup – in four years’ time. is the worst analysis in the article. How can England possibly have a better chance of winning the next World Cup than this one when they are already in the semi final? A better team, quite possibly, but by no means a better chance of winning.
― AlanSmithee, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:47 (five years ago) link
Thank fuck the football's starting again if the last day's worth of posts are anything to go by.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:50 (five years ago) link
Alli's also been injured and has missed half the games.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 11:51 (five years ago) link
dying to see rom again, that last performance of his was something else
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:04 (five years ago) link
Fabian Delph went home for the Belgium game because his partner was giving birth; Andreas Granqvist played against England despite his partner giving birth
Sweden are going home, and they're going home because they DO NOT LOVE THEIR CHILDREN
Granqvist was also reportedly fined 50 grand for wearing non-regulation socks which may also have been a factor idk
Talk about a heel though jesus
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:06 (five years ago) link
anyone but france
dread to imagine how pompous manu would look in front of the crowds
― ogmor, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
There were several really towering Belgian performances in that Brazil game, really papered over how much Martinez shat it in the last 30
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link
It's going to be France.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:22 (five years ago) link
Every so often it occurs to me that the World Cup Final could be a duel betweeen Roberto Martinez and Gareth Southgate and it's just the most wtf thing.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link
tbftts ENG-BEL was like a friendly, not a QF. I was quite taken by Granqvists defense of "I've already seen my partner giving birth to our first child so no need to see it this second time 'round"
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:37 (five years ago) link
primogranqvisture
― imago, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:39 (five years ago) link
I am not aware of an appreciable difference between French boudin noir and Belgian boudin noir / bloedworst.
― Tim, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link
Is having the final kick off at 4pm gmt- meaning it'll definitely be done and dusted by 7 at the latest- another instance of the kremlin's non-linear warfare
― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 14:33 (five years ago) link
i know no-one cares about it but the third place match kicks off earlier than that - 3pm on saturday
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 14:49 (five years ago) link
cron's gone to juve
― I'd Rather Kecak (NickB), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 15:37 (five years ago) link
And Daniel Sturridge? Seriously though, that's an interesting move!
― Alan Alba (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 15:42 (five years ago) link
he recently said he's going to play until he is51-ed 41.
― calzino, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link
can't believe mou couldn't bring football home
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 July 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
fuck
i mean i cant tell if this is ridiculous and if so from which end
― repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
jesus levy turn off the phone
4pm bst I meant upthread, not gmt. Anyway, all afternoon to marinate in alcohol, then plenty of hours to er, celebrate or, ahem, not.
― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link