the snorg girl looks crazy

The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piece

http://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/

Thx. This part was good:

In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.

And there's more good stuff than just that.

Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks

Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.

Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.

If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.

Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.

"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.

hahaha

snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible

https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg

the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcore
https://www.instagram.com/alicekipling

what a wonderful phrase

It means “no worries”

i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.

snorgnftees

Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315

Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl

literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now

Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall

and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35