Bait My Clickhole

not entirely surprising

People familiar with the company's thinking believe that Univision wants to sell its reported 40% stake in the Onion. Staff tell me that UCI execs don't seem to get the distinctions between sites, and some execs are "not even sure what Clickhole is." https://t.co/Wc3fp7cvl2

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) July 6, 2018

lmao

do they make money? I always wonder how big the audiences are for the secondary sites (or even the onion)

don't read the comments

― Simon H., Thursday, July 5, 2018 1:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my god, are people really making earnest fucking comments on fucking Clickhole? it never ceases to amaze me how spectacularly people will play themselves.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dh7Cck7VAAAP0Og.jpg:small

lmfao

The Washington Post keeps citing that Clickhole story for like four grafs pic.twitter.com/OqlGyoxeVM

— Steven Lemongello (@SteveLemongello) July 10, 2018

*Ahem*

This story has been updated to remove material attributed to a satirical Web publication, Clickhole. https://t.co/qxLXFS84Pw

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) July 10, 2018

information age of tomorrow

Just woke up to realize I forgot Clickhole was a satire website. I hear there are worse ways to wake up.

— Meagan Flynn (@Meagan_Flynn) July 10, 2018

lol brutal

incredible:
https://www.clickhole.com/marketing-win-ray-ban-won-an-award-for-its-incredible-1826873876

https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/bad-news-for-the-resistance-sources-close-to-mueller-1826194497

jesus god there’s some horribly lurid imagery in there huh

https://www.clickhole.com/entering-a-new-market-listerine-has-asked-anyone-who-i-1826873473

https://scontent-sjc3-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/a1bbe33b461d178493268f8e18d1da3e/5C1AB988/t51.2885-15/sh0.08/e35/p640x640/40967883_2050215411709060_2524109051013365760_n.jpg

lol

The Kids At School Bullied Him…Until He Had A Defensive Ink Sac Surgically Inserted Into His Mouth https://t.co/pYPnvVkWKW pic.twitter.com/AAOLZuGdIp

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) October 3, 2018

This is top 5 clickhole imo. Up there with Garbage Sons and Geese In Daughter's Bedroom.

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/5-times-the-animatronic-fox-on-splash-mountain-addresse-1825122431?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=clickhole_copy&utm_campaign=top

After the ride, I told the Disney World employee working the line what had happened, and he just said, “That sounds bad.” But he didn’t do anything.

The fact that he gets back on the ride four more times in order for the conceit to work is one of my favorite parts.

Finding Common Ground: This White Man And This Muslim Woman Both Have ‘Trump’ Painted On Their Garages https://t.co/iOkiLonSuR pic.twitter.com/LxVTbD27Vc

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) November 9, 2018

oh no

heee

https://i.imgur.com/SuC2IDh.jpg

https://voices.clickhole.com/the-stories-in-the-flintstones-are-powerful-but-they-1825124094

https://www.clickhole.com/hot-hot-hollywood-armie-hammer-has-removed-his-toupee-1829588651?utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SF&utm_content=Main

i love the latest house style, and this might be their best headline yet

agreed, a real corker

This Will Change the Way You Watch 'O Brother, Where Are Thou?' pic.twitter.com/jK5s1MjESw

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) January 22, 2019

Neat!

dying @ five dollar foot long

v glad to finally learn what the new deal was

https://www.clickhole.com/foodies-rejoice-this-chef-make-a-hamburger-1832468254

https://www.clickhole.com/girl-power-american-girl-has-released-a-new-doll-who-w-1832277584

brutal

oooof

Her full set includes a newspaper with a front page story about Rosa Parks that she cut out in order to save a story about a local animal shelter from the other side of the page, plus a trophy that her softball team won in their all-white youth league.

Fighting Harassment: Twitter Will Now Only Allow Users To Tweet, ‘Die, Bitch’ To Bitches Who Should Die https://t.co/xj0O5BBc0d pic.twitter.com/avUs53JESv

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) February 19, 2019

good pitch honestly https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778

I loled

I'd watch that movie

https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/get-horny-on-these-6-pictures-of-lust-despot-channing-t-1825121420

whoever writes these has the best style on clickhole

:D

https://www.clickhole.com/hey-can-you-watch-my-stuff-1825121034

this is so good

https://www.clickhole.com/5-signs-your-son-didn-t-pull-the-correct-lessons-from-w-1833546126

https://www.clickhole.com/now-that-univision-isn-t-our-corporate-owner-anymore-w-1833891542

Diversity Fail: Admissions Statistics Show That More Than 90% Of Harvard’s Incoming Freshman Class Is Made Up Of Nerds https://t.co/lThpwu2BPQ pic.twitter.com/ABY1m99qrf

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) April 23, 2019

In 1999, a man wanted to create a foul-tasting donkey poison to kill the noisy donkeys that were living in his house. Today, we call that donkey poison Cap’n Crunch cereal, and we eat it on Memorial Day to punish ourselves for sending our sons and daughters to war.

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 8, 2019

The whole Cap’n Crunch day has been outstanding.

I like to think that whoever came up with this story idea spent the rest of the day on the street, high-fiving strangers

I Put On A Fat Suit To Understand What It’s Like To Be Your Mom https://t.co/HqzCyD6GkY pic.twitter.com/5e4Glh3NUA

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) May 12, 2019

it's a classic

Beachgoer Tries To Let The Predator Know There’s A Tampon String Hanging Out Of His Bathing Suit But The Predator Assumes She’s An Attacker And Maces Her pic.twitter.com/WzIYjWWJjV

— ClickHole (@ClickHole) July 17, 2019

https://www.clickhole.com/5-episodes-of-diners-drive-ins-and-dives-where-guy-f-1835414934

Jesus Christ lmao