No Irish, No Yanks, No Clogs - FIFA World Cup 2018

Sweden will thrash these

Sweden couldn't thrash Denmark, that's how bad they are.

The foundations of my world have been shaken

Freed from desire, give the pen to Eric Dier.

"we've suffered too much"

My point stands Tom

Pickfords save was pretty boss

Lol fireworks over Medway.

congrats to the lads...... both sides were ripping those kicks

I can't believe that prick let three Spurs players take a penalty in one shootout.

Honestly, Colombia being dicks aside, England were not very good for long stretches of this game

Granted it would be hilarious if the worst Sweden team I've ever seen got to a WC seni final.

very unconvincing win

but seriously tho fuck the "coming home" song/chant

Lol Matt's Gala remix

Only hope is Uruguay now

Xxp to nv

Ennit didn't actually create a chance against a useless bunch o cunts who also didn't create a chance

1-0 Sweden in the quarters

this is all thanks to brexit imo

in a way frustrated that I missed large sections of this because I got asked to lead an impromptu meeting with someone that I foolishly accepted thinking the match would be over at 4 ET but then again I realize I saw the important moments so w/e, it was agonizing to watch mostly anyway.

Brexit narrative involves us losing to a European team (Croatia) or our new dark web overlords (Russia)

quite like yhis eng team so whether they go out tonight or next time is academic enough

I'm not actually pulling against England either. i just wanna see a good match

I do want Russia to lose 11-0 though, fuck bunkerball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AqeqAQ1ILI

i just wanna see england pwned as embarrassingly as possible

Appropriate Viagra ad now showing

Still unshakeable feeling they haven't bottled it yet.

How did Dier not end up as an IT technician?

The new Ted Sagar.

i just wanna see england pwned as embarrassingly as possible

― Fox News' Chad Pergram contributed to this report (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 11:01 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Same. One can only hope. Sweden beating England would be sweet, but perhaps a beating by Rassiya in the semis would be even better idk. Either way it needs to happen.

They have you beat by a lion:

http://shop.thesetpieces.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Large-World-Cup-Official-Magnetic-England-3-Three-Lions-Car-Van-Badge-Crest-0.jpg

vs

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Great_coat_of_arms_of_Sweden_%28without_mantle%29.svg/696px-Great_coat_of_arms_of_Sweden_%28without_mantle%29.svg.png

Really I just see large cats.

Nail polish is on point for both.

Mark Geiger doesn't need cards and a whistle. He needs a whip and a chair.

— Michael Farber (@MichaelFarber3) July 3, 2018

I think it's admirable that on the world stage, with billions watching, Mark Geiger doesn't forget who he is

— Nate Scott (@aNateScott) July 3, 2018

MARK GEIGER IS GOING TO GET A KNIGHTHOOD 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) July 3, 2018

You’re looking at this all wrong. This is Geiger’s moment. Let him cook*

The kitchen is on fire and no we don’t know where the goat came from either

— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) July 3, 2018

In another life, Mark Geiger was that supply teacher that the kids just don't take seriously.

— Jonathan Northcroft (@JNorthcroft) July 3, 2018

England’s 12th player on the field #MarkGeiger pic.twitter.com/oyjO1ALOol

— serg (@molano_sergio) July 3, 2018

spurs are going to win the world cup

That's even worse than England winning it.

Brexit narrative involves us losing to a European team (Croatia) or our new dark web overlords (Russia)

― imago, Tuesday, July 3, 2018 8:59 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually fuck that

Brexit narrative = lose to France in the final

pundits of ilz, how did we do?

actualFRA URU BRA BEL RUS CRO SWE ENG
xyzzz ARG URU BRA BEL SPA CRO SWI COL = 4
||||| FRA ??? MEX BEL RUS CRO SWI COL = 4
tomd  FRA POR BRA BEL SPA CRO SWI ENG = 5
bison FRA URU MEX BEL SPA CRO SWE COL = 5
gbx   ARG URU BRA BEL SPA CRO SWI ENG = 5
matt  ??? ??? BRA BEL SPA CRO SWE ENG = 5
willm ARG POR BRA BEL SPA CRO SWE COL = 4
mikej FRA URU MEX BEL SPA CRO SWE ENG = 6
nash  FRA URU BRA BEL RUS CRO SWI ENG = 7!
noodl ARG URU BRA BEL SPA CRO SWI ENG = 5
shari FRA POR BRA BEL SPA CRO SWE COL = 5
rand  FRA POR BRA JAP RUS CRO SWE COL = 5

hope that's right...

(rand is the unix eandom number gneerator i used as a control)

man nobody likes Denmark is the lesson of that

woot nash

think I had england (head) over colombia (heart) but well done nash anyway

Argentina was my concession to heart over head

bloody Swiss

:(

💔

— Shakira 🤫 (@shakira) June 19, 2018

had to turn pens off but gather we have to suffer thru more of this

Honestly, Colombia being dicks aside, England were not very good for long stretches of this game

― Meunier tear has to fall (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, July 3, 2018 4:56 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark

did england even have a real shot on goal? danny rose was close in extra time but otherwise??

particularly happy for xyzzzz who now won't have to endure Colombia-supporting hipsters bunkering his chi

spurs are going to win the world cup

did england even have a real shot on goal? danny rose was close in extra time but otherwise??

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, July 3, 2018 5:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

according to final stats, 2, but I"m assuming one of those was the first penalty goal....

and this was out of 16

the entire nation of Colombia are suffering karmic retribution for Waka Waka (This Time for Africa) tbf

> think I had england (head) over colombia (heart)

let's ask the video referee...

"col - eng: who knows. eng win? hope it's col win"